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The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket.
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The Wacky Wario bros. the Winning Ticket.

Season 4, Episode 16
Episode Info
Series Super Mario 64 Bloopers
Air date April 27th, 2014
Idea by SuperMarioGlitchy4
Directed by SuperMarioGlitchy4
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The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket., sometimes more simply called The Winning Ticket, is SuperMarioGlitchy4's 176th video, as well as the third episode of The Wacky Wario Bros.. This blooper is about Wario and Waluigi winning a lottery ticket.

Plot Edit

The video starts inside a house. Wario is sleeping and Waluigi is showering. As the latter is showering, he finds a rubber ducky, in which he finds pleasure in squeaking. This annoys Wario, who wakes up and rushes to the bathroom to stop the noise. Wario knocks it away and goes back to sleep. Waluigi finds it and squeaks it again, this time annoying Wario more so than before and they chase each other around the house. Toad walks in and wonders what they're doing in his house, the two almost plotting something, but it gets foiled by Mario, who happens to be right behind Toad.

Wario walks off in spite of his knockout, as Waluigi, still holding rubber ducky now with a Waluigi cap on it, squeaks it again, annoying Wario again. The title is then shown before it shows them both somewhere else.

Wario seems to be wondering if they have any coins, Waluigi saying they don't have any as Wario isn't pleased. Conker the Squirrel sees the two and wonders who they are, Wario rudely asking him the same thing. Conker doesn't seem to answer kindly, Wario asking him if he has any coins, Conker about to make a deal as the two run off.

Wario then gets very depressed because he's never going to be "stinkin' rich" at all. Waluigi gives him the ducky and tries to comfort him, Wario punching it off. In his sadness, he notices a lottery ticket on the ground. A TV appears for no reason (this is stated in a caption), as an announcer appears on the news. They then draw the lottery as they call for Miss Tubby. She tries talking but goes completely off-topic into something completely unrelated to the lottery as he decides to do it himself. The number ends up to be 5, 24, 69, 7, 4, Wario looking to find it's wrong and winces in sadness. Waluigi however notices that it's upside down and flips it over, revealing it to be the number announced on television. Wario cheers and dreams of the money he can own, before somebody shuts him up. Waluigi finds a car which Wario drives into the air to find the TV station so he can collect the money. The car crashes into something, later going to the city.

Later in the city, Sonic is introducing himself right has he's hit by the car being driven by Wario and Waluigi. Wario changes the song he's listening to and he dances a victory dance from the fact he won the money. He ends up in the traffic of a red car and Luigi in a kart. The Old Man is revealed to be going along the pedestrian crossing/crosswalk very slowly as Wario is eager to get moving. Waluigi manages to get in after dangling to the edge of the car, dizzy from all the movement. Wario tells him to hurry up after the other drivers get annoyed, as it clearly doesn't work after he tries to yell back and throws Waluigi's duck at him. The old man passes out, as the driver in front yells to duck and drives forward, runs over a Shy Guy and into a building, blowing up the car.

The light changes from green to red, angering Wario even more. Wario drives forward anyway, picking Luigi up on the way and dragging him as they're driving. Wario says to screw the police as their car crashes right into a police car. A policeman looks at them angrily, Wario trying to distract him by looking elsewhere, the policeman seeing Luigi crawling away and he and other officers start beating him up as the duo make their escape.

They end up at a train station, Kirby, who is behind them, see's Waluigi's duck (which now has bandaids on it) as food, and tries eating it, which Waluigi notices as Kirby inhaling him. He gets mad at Kirby for a second, who gets confused, and then looks for his duck, as it starts squeaking inside Kirby, who is even more confused. Waluigi tries to shake it out of Kirby, as Wario looks for a train, right as Sonic notices him. Sonic remembers the incident with running him over, and challenges Wario, saying he just can't get enough of seemingly chasing him around. Wario doesn't know anything, Sonic continuing to confuse him as they don't seem to be communicating. Sonic then comments on the smell, which is supposed to be Wario's smell, and then annoys Wario to the point of him racing at Sonic in anger, and the two fight. At some point in the fight, Sonic notices it getting serious and begins to use Chaos Control. Wario runs back to Waluigi still being inhaled by Kirby, and launches both at Sonic, missing. Sonic is hit by the train however, as Wario, relieved, comments that that seemed very easy.

The train arrives after falling from the sky, as Wario, and Waluigi and Kirby's merge walk out. Wario wonders where the place is, as Kirby gets off of Waluigi's head and sucks out the ticket from Wario's hand. Wario tries various methods to get it out, and eventually tries dynamite. It seems to do nothing but explode inside Kirby and do nothing, but then suddenly exhales rainbows and various amounts of other stuff in a huge amount. Eventually, Kirby is just seen as like a tap vomiting rainbows, as Wario knocks off the tap-head and Waluigi gets his duck back, which satisfies Waluigi.

The duo end up inside, as the guy says to show them the ticket, and Wario decides to tell him what happened. The guy is confused, as Wario tricks him and throws Kirby at him as the duo run behind him. It is unknown if they actually got the money, but it is also possible they didn't get it.

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This is the transcript of SuperMarioGlitchy4 blooper, "The Wacky Wario bros.: the Winning Ticket".

TranscriptEdit

IntroEdit

(The video starts with a shot of a house. Cut to inside the house where Wario is sleeping sideways. He is grumbling and farting. Cut to Waluigi taking a shower with his clothes on and laughing. He picks up a rubber ducky and starts squeaking it a lot, still laughing. Wario wakes up and growls, goes into the bathroom, and pops the ducky with a pin, making it explode. Wario goes back to bed, and Waluigi comes out of the bathroom groaning, only to find another rubber ducky on the ground)

Waluigi: Yes! (starts squeaking the rubber ducky. Wario jumps out of bed, enraged)

Wario: I KILL YOU WITH-A MY NOSE!!!

(Wario chases Waluigi around the house)

Toad: (goes through door) What are you doing? Get away from my house! Oh my god!

(Wario and Waluigi glance at each other)

Wario: (smacks fists together) OH HA HA HA HA HA! (Mario appears behind Toad) Aw fu-

(Wario and Waluigi are thrown out of the house)

Wario: I'll get you next time!

(Waluigi pulls out his rubber ducky, who now has a Waluigi hat. He laughs and squeaks it, causing Wario to get angry, while Waluigi flinches. Cut to black)

Title: THE WACKY WARIO BROS.

Wario: HA HA HA! EXCELLENT!

Main storyEdit

(Wario and Waluigi are in Glowshire Kingdom. Wario asks Waluigi how many coins they have. Waluigi says they don't have any.)

Wario: Mama mia!

Conker: Eh... what the? Oh, who are those guys? (Wario and Waluigi turn to face Conker) Oh, hello there!

Wario: Who do you think you are, buster?

Conker: Oh, great.

Wario: (growls)

Conker: I'll tell you what - here's the new deal! (pulls out a flamethrower)

Wario: WAGH!

Waluigi: No, mama!

(Wario and Waluigi run from the fire)

Wario: We're never gonna be stinkin rich. Mamma mia!

I HATE losing! Agh!

Waluigi: Shhhh... (pulls out rubber ducky) Shhh, it's okay... (Wario punches the ducky) WAH!

Wario: Argh... what? (picks a lottery ticket up off the ground) What the hell is this?

(A TV appears, with the text "lol tv for no reason" popping up for some frames)

Wario: What? Nyehh!

Host on TV: Next we are drawing this weekends 1 million coin lottery. Miss Tubby please call out the numbers!

Miss Tubby: Anyway yesterday I went down to the shop to buy my groceries, (repeats sentence backwards). 

Host: What that's not even the-...Screw it just show the numbers

Text: LOTTERY NUMBERS 5, 24, 69, 7, 4 everyones a winner :D

(Wario holds up the lottery ticket. It has the winning numbers, but he doesn't notice it since the ticket it upside-down. The death sound from Super Mario Bros. plays)

Wario: SH*T! I CAN´T lose!

Waluigi: Wuh woah! (turns the ticket right side up)

(celebratory music plays, with money falling in the background and Wario dancing!)

Wario: HA HA HA! I WON! I won, I won! I won, I won, I won, I-

???: JUST SHUT THE F**K UP!

Wario: Eh, f**k you.

Waluigi: No ma- (gets thrown into an old car) OW!

Wario: WAAAAAAH!

(Wario throws himself into the car, and laughs as it flies away, while Waluigi screams and hangs on to the bumper. The car crashes and explodes)

(Cut to the city, where Sonic is standing in the middle of the road)

Sonic: I'm Sonic! Sonic the Hedgeho- (gets run over by Wario's car)

(the car continues down the road, with the song "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore playing on the radio and Waluigi still hanging on the bumper)

Wario: Hey! Aggh... (changes the song to "Butterfly" by Aqua) YEAH! (thrusts to the music)

Text: WARIO VICTORY TIME

(car comes up to an intersection, where two other cars (Luigi in his kart and the crazy woman) are waiting for an old man to cross the street)

Wario: Come on, come on, come on, come on!

(Waluigi climbs into the car dazed)

Crazy woman: IT'S THE OLD MAN AND THE...

Luigi: Wee, weegee, weeeegee, weegee weegee...

Wario: Grrr... (honks horn) HURRY UP, WILL YA!?

Old man: What was that, sonny? [unintelligible]

(Wario gets angry and throws Waluigi's rubber duck at the old man)

Old man: DEWWWWWW! (falls and dies)

Heavy (offscreen): DEAD.

Wario: Oh sh*t!

Crazy woman: DUUUUCK IT'S THE OLD MAN AND THE... (runs into a Shy guy) RAISINS! (crazy woman's car explodes)

(traffic light goes from green to red)

Wario: GRRRRR... FIRE!

(Wario starts driving again, running over Luigi in the process)

Luigi: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!

Wario: AH HA HA HA HA!

Luigi: Mama mia!

Text: screw deh police

(Wario thrusts to the music, but then runs into something)

Wario: Ooh! That hurts!

Waluigi: (screaming)

(camera reveals that Wario ran into a police car with an angry policeman in it)

Wario: Heh heh... hrmh, hrmm...Wow! A jaywalker!

(policeman turns around to see Luigi crawling away from the wreck)

Policeman: JAYWALKING!

Luigi: WAGH!

Policeman: STOP RIGHT THERE!

(three policeman beat up Luigi while Wario and Waluigi make their escape. Cut to Wario, Waluigi, the rubber duck, and Kirby waiting at the train station. Kirby looks at the rubber duck and sees it as a plate of chicken)

Waluigi: Heh heh heh... (holds up his rubber duck to see Kirby eating it) AHH! What the f**k is that thing!?

(Kirby makes a confused sound)

Waluigi: (looking for his rubber duck) Oh no! (squeaking sounds start coming from Kirby)

Waluigi: (grabs Kirby) YOU PIECE OF SH*T, I'LL KILL YOU!

Wario: (walks towards the train tracks. Sonic is in a corner) Wow!

Sonic: Wuh!

(cut to flashback of Sonic standing in the road)

Sonic: Sonic the Hedgeho- (gets run over by Wario's car)

(cut back to train station)

Sonic: You just can't get enough, huh?

Wario: Rr?

Sonic: Eggman! You're totally cracked!

Wario: What the f**k are you talking abou-

Sonic: What's that smell? Smells like trash!

Wario: Hey! Shut up!

(Wario charges at Sonic and slams him into the train tracks)

Sonic: Gah! This guy's tough!

(Wario runs at Sonic yelling gibberish and then kicks him)

Sonic: Playtime's over! Now I'm serious! CHAOS CONTROL! (starts floating and changing colors)

Wario: Wah!

(Wario runs off of the train tracks and sees Kirby trying to eat Waluigi's head. He grabs Waluigi, laughs, and throws him at Sonic. Sonic dodges by flying downwards)

Sonic: You're too slo- (gets hit by a train)

Train: CHOO CHOO, MOTHERF**KA!

(Waluigi is screaming, with Kirby still stuck on his head)

Wario: (pulls out an Easy button) That was easy.

(cut to the train falling into a town)

Intercom voice: You have arrived. Have a nice day.

(Wario and Waluigi walk out of the train, with Kirby still on Waluigi's head. Wario starts to look around when the lottery ticket is blown out of his hand and into Kirby's mouth)

Wario: Wah! WAAAH! (stomps on Kirby's head) Aii-YAAH! (tries to kick Kirby, but is sent flying back) (dances on Kirby's head) Rgh, rgh, rgh! (slams head on ground) BOO! Come on, come on... (puts hands together and begs) AAAh!

(Wario gets angry and shoves TNT in Kirby's mouth.)

Wario: Come on, come on!

(It explodes, but has no visible effect except making Kirby slightly larger)

Wario: Say WHAT!? Somebody cheated!

Kirby: RAINBOWS! (starts vomiting rainbows everywhere, almost knocking Wario and Waluigi off a ledge. Eventually it slows down to a single rainbow slowly pouring out)

Wario: Ya-WAH! (knocks a faucet handle off Kirby's head, making him spit out the rubber duck)

Waluigi: (celebrating) Hea, hea, hea hea, hea! Hea, hea, hea hea, hea!

Wario: FUU-

(cut to Wario and Waluigi in a building)

Wario: Gimme my lottery money! Ehh...

Guy: Alright, just show me the winning ticket.

Wario: Alright, ehh. Well we have a confession to make...

Guy: And what might that be?

Wario: PINGAS! (throws Kirby at the guy, and Kirby starts eating his head. The guy starts yelling gibberish while the Wario Bros. walk away)

End of Transcript

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