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- “Would you like, some Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard?”
- ―The Salesman talking to the one who bought sphagetti
The Tubby Custard Salesman (also known as Custard Tubby) is a Teletubby who sells Tubby Custard and the main antagonist of the video "Retarded64: Mario's Spageti Delivary", where he clashes with Mario many times between selling spaghetti and selling Tubby Custard (and selling Steve).
- He's the first (and so far only) that's not obsessed with spaghetti.
- This is the first Teletubby to be seen with a lee board.
- His vehicle has many features, including a button to go automatically and to transform into a robot (Transformers).