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“Would you like, some Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard?”
―The Salesman talking to the one who bought sphagetti

Custard Tubby.

The Tubby Custard Salesman (also known as Custard Tubby) is a Teletubby who sells Tubby Custard and the main antagonist of the video "Retarded64: Mario's Spageti Delivary", where he clashes with Mario many times between selling spaghetti and selling Tubby Custard (and selling Steve).


  • He's the first (and so far only) that's not obsessed with spaghetti.
  • This is the first Teletubby to be seen with a lee board.
  • His vehicle has many features, including a button to go automatically and to transform into a robot (Transformers).
The Tubbie Custer Salesman

Omigosh it has a sabre :O