|The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue|
|Season 3, Episode 28|
|Series||Super Mario 64 Bloopers|
|Air date||June 6, 2013|
|Sob Story: Tale of a Bob-omb||Castle Creepers|
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The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue is SMG4's 40,000-subscribers special. It's a blooper where SMG4 goes missing so Mario and Starman3 have to find him.
The video starts off with some mysterious shadow asking SMG3 to help him kill someone, SMG3 considers it, but the guy explains it'll be SMG4 and SMG3 happily agrees. The video switches over to to Mario and Starman waiting for SMG4 to come in to congratulate him on his 40K subs. However after Luigi coming in for like the 11th time Starman starts to think SMG4 is kidnapped. So the two search around town for like half the video and after putting up wanted posters some guy tells them he knows a SMG4 and he saw him around awhile ago. While the guys are searching, SMG3 and the evil dude torture SMG4 with Teletubbies, and SMG3 starts to question the guys motives... So while searching the place the guy told them about, Mario and Starman see SMG3 and ask him if he knows where SMG4 is. He willingly shows them to the guys lair and he gets pissed and presses a button to blow up the torture room SMG4 is in 10 minutes. So after wasting 5 minutes buying ice cream, SNG3 shows them where SMG4 is and they turn off the Teletubby holograms. The evil guy walks up to them and explains that he's just a noob and was jealous of how many views SMG4 had. SMG4 responds by saying that's the lamest excuse for kidnapping someone ever. Then they all realize the clock was still ticking and the bomb explodes. It's then shown that the gang is in the hospital, Starman is unconscious/dead, and Mario sarcastically congratulates SMG4 on getting 40K subs. Suddenly, a Teletubby (implying it had escaped from the garage) falls from the ceiling, maniacally smiles towards the viewer, and destroys the camera.
(The episode begins smg3 taking a bath)
Smg3: ahhh! some peace and quiet for once!
then a mysterious guy appears
Guy: what? you talking to me?
???: I need your help...
Smg3: (scared) MY WALLET IS UNDER THE COUNTER JUST DON'T TOUCH MY MAGAZINES OK?!
???: (Angry) YOU IDIOT!, i need help to take "care" of someone...
Smg3: (diabolical) OH I SEE...HEHE... it's going to cost you though...
???: you get revenge on Smg4...
Smg3: (exited) YEAH! let's do this!
(the scene changes to the castle we all see starman3 and mario preparing a party to Smg3)
Starman3: ok, you ready mario?
Mario: (Complaining) ugh.. my ass hurts... why do we have to throw a surprise party for smg4 anyway?
Starman3: dude he got like 40,000 subs! we need to do something for him!
Mario: can't we just get a naked guy to dance for him?
starman3: shhhh i think he's coming!
(A strange silhouette arriving to the castle)
Mario: WE'RE NOT GAY!
Luigi: (laughs happily) Aww thanks guys :D this is great!
Mario: (angry) GRRR GET OUT
Luigi: (cries and walks to the door)
Starman3: (dissapointed) ugh...this is the 10th time this happened!
Mario: oh well he's dead, amen. gonna go take a crap
Starman3: but how about... smg4.....
(smg4 is sleeping on a dark background then wakes up)
Smg4: huh?! ....hello? ANYONE!? ok calm down smg4.... don't panic....
(a small square appears in front on smg4)
Smg4: (Scared) please don't be.... please don't be....
(then the square shows the teletubbies and a little guy says teletubbies)
Starman3: mario! i think something happend to smg4!
Mario: that's great! that means i get to use his computer for facebook and all that
(Mario walks to smg4's computer writing crazily)
Hai GUYS mario ghere :D smg4 disapeard but dont worry you got mario :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Mario: whoo ho ho! i could take over the world with his army!
Starman3: mario, sorry to interupt... (Angry) BUT THIS IS SERIOUS! SMG4 HASN'T BEEN HERE FOR 2 DAYS ALREADY!!!!! WE'RE SUPPOSE TO BE HAVING A PARTY BUT HE'S GONE!
Mario: calm down! we'll search for him! i'm an awesome detective hah, this is going to be easy
Starman3: (Asking) and how do you suppose we find smg4?
Mario: Whoo ho we're gonna use this!
Starman3: we're going to use luigi!
Luigi: ya hoo (Mario punches luigi)
Mario: (exited) BEHOLD!
Starman3: what the hell happend to yoshi!??!?
Mario: well ever tried feeding a dinosaur spaghetti? it doesn't work....
(Yoshi eats the spaghetti)
Mario: anyway, i'll give the scent of smg4 to yoshi and he will find him! yoshi! smell!
(Yoshi sniffs the underwear)
Starman3: is it working?
Yoshi: OH DOING SHIT!!!! (Then jumps and explodes)
Mario: welp...got any ideas?
Mario: there's no time for that now! cmon! let's go search for him at town!
(meanwhile smg4 is watching the teletubbies)
Smg4: OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!!! I'M SORRY GOD I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO ANYTHING BAD I DON'T HATE TELETUBBIES ANYMORE... DAHHH MAKE IT STOP!.
Smg3: ha! this is genius! how did you know....
???: oh i watch his videos...hehehe......
Smg3:...right... hey what does this button do? (then pushes the buttom)
???: NO DON'T CLICK THAT! (shows ??? trying to singing a song ) (in the video) THIS IS A LITTLE SONG I WOULD LIKE TO SING TO ALL YOU NICE PEOPLE! DALALADALALA!!!!
???'S Grandma: (in the video) WHO IS!
???: (in the video) SHUT UP! GRANDMA! DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!
Mario: (to a guy) WHERE IS HE!? YOU STOLE HIM! I KNOW YOU DID!
Guy: (scared): look man! i don't know what you're talking about!
Mario: I KNOW YOU HID HIM! COUGH IT UP!!! SO WHERE IS HE!????
Guy: OK FINE I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!
Mario: HA! HERE HE IS! (Breaks the door)
Old man: john... is that you my love?
Another guy: oh my gosh! dad!!!! IT'S BEEN FOREVER! (Then tuns)
Mario: awwww isn't that cute, i told you we should to helped them... anyway let's start looking for smg4...
Starman3: with that huge waste of time, we still don't have any clue where smg4 is!!!
Mario: isn't that smg4 over there?
(A guy looks like smg4 runs)
Starman3: (exited) SMG4! THERE YOU ARE! WE'VE MISSED YOU!!!
Guy: what? you talking to me?
Starman3: ummm...sorry...we just thought you were someone else
Guy: oh. that's ok. (Then Jumps Higher) WEEEEEEEEEEE
Mario: smooths moves starman
Starman3: OH QUIET! i have a better idea...
(return to smg4 with a red teletubbie)
Smg4: ...soo.....umm.. mushroom? (the teletubbie hates him) now was that appropriate? think about what you have done!
(The teletubbie goes insane)
(Back to Mario and starman3 still searching smg4)
Starman3: mario, did you do what i asked?
(Then shows an poster of Smg4 saying dead or live)
Mario: yeah, you wanted a poster of him :D
Starman3: (angry) YOU IDIOT! i said a missing not a wanted poster!!!!
Mario: well you could of told me before i posted it all over town
(scene changes to show posters all in over town and one chases a white guy)
White guy: WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Police: HEY! IT'S THE MAN ON THE WANTED POSTER! GET HIM!!!
Guy: WHAT?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTIHNG!!! (then escapes) WHAAAA!
Police: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!
Starman3: (sad) we are never going to find smg4...
(a guy appears)
Guy: hey, did you say smg4? i think i've seen him...
Mario: really? are you sure?
guy: yeah, he wears white and blue, and makes those hilarious videos...
Starman3: yeah, that's him!
Mario: (no amused) please don't talk about his videos , i hate them!
Guy: oh yeah! mario, you're in them :D
Mario: don't push it....
Guy: (happily) you act like an idiot and a retard in them! :D
(Mario runs against the guy)
Mario: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Starman3: ok this is where that guy saw smg4 two days ago
Mario: how are we suppose to find him???
Starman3: calm down mario! we all need to relax... for all we know he might be home relaxing...
(the scene changes to smg4 being chased by a teletubbie)
Smg4: OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
Teletubbie: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!
Smg3: umm. why exactly are we doing this?
???: to make this guy pay
Smg3: REALLY? THAT'S IT! WHY?? DID HE TAKE YOUR LUNCH? I HATE THIS GUY TO THIS IS ANNOYING WE SHOULD BE TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND PUNCHING HIPPIES
???: this man has done so much to me.... (scene shows a flashback) a long time ago... during 2011... it was the start of a new day...
Smg3: OK I'M GOING OUTSIDE... (Runs outside) ugh! that is with that guy...
(he sees mario and starman3)
Mario: oh hey! smg3! what's up!
Smg3: WHAAAAA! you can't see me!!!
Mario: hey, can you help us?
Mario: Look, do you know where your girlfriend smg4 is?
Smg3: well first off he would be the boyfriend and i would be the girlfriend and second yes i sorta do. he's in....wait a minute...
???: (in a flashback) don't you ever tell anyone, or i will cut your arms off...
Smg3: (with derp face) i'll show you... this is where i think he's being held. i think the guy who has smg4 who has smg4 is in the toilet or something that guy is stupid and doesn't know how to be evil so if you see a shady guy you should run AAAAAAAH!!
???: YOU BETRAYED ME!? HOW COULD YOU!
Smg3: hey you don't even know how to properly be evil! we don't even know what you look like!
???: you can't even steal a lollipop of a godamn toad! and you're calling me not evil?
Smg3: ok...ok i'm sorry.... (punches ???) NOT!!! quick! go save that ugly dude! i'll try and defend!
Mario: woo hoo hoo let's a go
Starman3: smg4?! you in here??? what is this place?
Mario: seems to be some sort of magic ice-cream maker!
(pushes a botton to reveal smg4 is in trouble being chased by a teletubbie)
Smg4: AHHHH! TELETUBBIES THEY'RE GOING TO GET MEEEEEEE!
Starman3: yeah....smg4 lost it...
Mario: THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME BUTTON THAT WILL MAKE ICE-CREAM!!! (starts pushing some buttons)
Smg4: AHHH WHAT THE WELL IS THAT?! IS THAT THE DEVIL?!? HE CAME TO EAT MY SOULLLLL!!!!!!
Starman3: TURN THAT OFF!
Mario: i'm trying to!!!
Smg4: AHHHHHHHH! (gets crushed by a thwomp)
Mario: umm...atleast the music stopped...
???:haha! fools,, thought you could outsmart me
Starman3: what have you done to our friend!!!
???: oh he's fine, in the middle of nowhere but not for long... the place newhere he is at is detonating n 10 minutes to say goodbye! see you all in hell! MWHAHAHAA!!!
Mario: he really is evil...
Starman3: MARIO! smg4 is going to die in 10 minutes! we need to find him! SMG3!!!
Smg3: what do you want now?
Starman3: we need to find where smg4 is before he explodes!
Smg3: i don't know, only the other guy hid him, not me!
Mario: LOOK DUDE! THIS GUY WAS YOUR GAY FRIEND! YOU TWO HAD FUN TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER! AND HE'S GOING TO DIE IF YOU DON'T HELP!
Smg3: hmmm...you know... maybe i do know where he is... (cut to an ice cream store) well that didn't work
Starman3: this is just stupid! we're just wasting more time!
(Cut to smg4 and a teletubbie)
Smg4: ever had the feeling that you were going to die? well, i think i just might soon. so i must say something before i die... you were the most handsomest and sexy person i have ever seen... AHHHHH! WHAT HAPPEND!!? WHERE'S THE TUBBY?
Mario: smg4!! there you are!!!!
Smg4: HUH?! WHAT? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!!!
Starman3: smg4 it's us! you're friends and we don't have much time left! we need to go!!
Smg4: how'd you find me???
Smg3: heyyy bro! i rememberd i put a tracking chip on you. wanna kill each other later?
Smg4: :D oh you guys!! thanks, i thought i was gonna die....
???: oh but you are ! (??? walks to reveal his colour) we're all going to die...
Starman3: YOU YOU EVIL MONSTER!
Smg3: hey! how about me? i helped him D:
Starman3: why...why this innocent man you try to kill?
???: well...we all know smg4 is famous...i just wanted to be like him to... i was jelaous... wanting those subs he has...so i wanted to get my revenge for my jelaousy...
hi guys welcome to my vid let's go kill bouser! :D
Smg4....that...that is the most crappiest excuse to kidnap a guy...
???:oh well. i'm a noob... can you teach me how to get better?
Smg4: OH HELL NO!
???: hey wait! wasn't there a timer...that counted down the bomb that was here?...
(Mario sees the time of the bomb remaining)
Mario: MAMA F*CK
(the bomb explodes and everybody is in the hospital)
Mario: smg4.... congrats on 40,000 subs...
Smg4: shut up mario...
(appears a teletubbie that hit the screen)
(the episode ends...)
Mario:CHECK MY FACEBOOK IN THE DESCRIPTION!
Smg4: SUB IT!