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Super mario 64 blooper short The cake is a lie!02:33

Super mario 64 blooper short The cake is a lie!

This is the transcript of SMG4's first video, "The Cake Is A Lie!".

TranscriptEdit

(The video starts with Peach in the sky and an overlay of a letter directed to Mario)

Letter: Dear Mario:

Please come to the

castle. I've baked

a cake for you.

Yours truly--

Princess Toadstool

Peach

Mario (offscreen): I LOVE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!

(Peach and the letter disappear, and Lakitu flies in, showing a view of the castle. A pipe comes out of the ground, and Mario jumps out)

Mario: CAKE!!!

(The pipe goes back into the ground, and Mario runs toward the castle)

Mario: Wahoo! Free cake for nothing!

(Lakitu flies down to face Mario on the bridge)

Lakitu: hey mario don't you think your fat enough

Mario: thats what your mom said lol

Lakitu: fine tubby

(Lakitu flies away, and Mario enters the castle. He walks up to Toad)

Mario: hey toad have you seen peach?

Toad: no why?

Mario: her letter said she had cake!

Toad: oh...well about that...she lied

Mario: WHAT!

Toad: She thought you were getting too fat for the pipe to her castle. So she used the letter to test if you could fit.

Mario: but the letter

Toad: the cake was a lie

Mario: your lying!

Toad: THE CAKE WAS A LIE!

TEH

CAKE

WAS

A

(Mario runs off screaming)

Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Toad: hehe sucker...

(cut to Mario outside the castle punching a wall)

Mario: DAMMIT DAMMIT! if I ever see peach again im gonna...............do something!

Lakitu (offscreen): is that the best you can say?

Mario: SHUT UP!!!!

(Mario walks to the castle grounds and sees Peach in the distance)

Mario: Hey who's that over there?

(Mario walks up closer and sees who it is)

Mario: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peach: Hi mar-

(Mario picks up Peach and throws her, and then punches her a few times)

Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK I'M GONNA-

(Mario explodes and turns into a coin)

(cut back to Toad in the castle)

Toad: WOW! I just had a feeling that mario died... WAHOOOOOOOOO!

(cut to black, death sound from Super Mario Bros. plays)

Lakitu (offscreen): that was good footage.

end of video

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