Super Mario 64 Bloopers: The Cake Is A Lie!
Super mario 64 blooper short The cake is a lie!

Super mario 64 blooper short The cake is a lie!

Season 1, Episode 1
Episode Info
Series Super Mario 64 Bloopers
Air date May 7th, 2011
Idea by Unknown
Directed by SuperMarioGlitchy4
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Super Mario 64 Bloopers Short: The Cake is a Lie!, simply called The Cake is a Lie!, was the first blooper made by SuperMarioGlitchy4.


Princess Peach sends a letter to Mario, which is an invitation to come to the castle and have some cake. Mario comes, but there is no cake. Toad reveals that it was a lie because Mario was so fat that Peach wanted to see if Mario would still be able to come through the pipe. Mario rages after he finds Peach and throws her at the castle wall before exploding. Toad then parties because Mario is dead, and Lakitu comments on the footage.



  • This is the first SMG4 video in SMG4 History
  • This blooper is very different from the later bloopers, for various reasons:
    • The size of the screen is small, probably because of the recorder.
    • A different font is used for the subtitles.
    • The sound is messed up. It has an echo and is delayed.
  • A later SMG4 video called "The Lie that was the Cake that is a Lie" is a remake of this video.
  • This video was originally called "the lie that was a cake", but the title was changed for unknown reasons.
  • This is SMG4's first blooper created before he was 12.
  • The blooper name is a reference to a meme from the game Portal.
  • In 2013, SMG4 edited the description saying: "THIS GUY WHO MADE THE VIDEO IS A NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWB"


This is the transcript of SuperMarioGlitchy4's first video, "The Cake Is A Lie!".

(The video starts with Peach in the sky and an overlay of a letter directed to Mario)

Letter: Dear Mario:

Please come to the

castle. I've baked

a cake for you.

Yours truly--

Princess Toadstool


Mario (offscreen): I LOVE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!

(Peach and the letter disappear, and Lakitu flies in, showing a view of the castle. A pipe comes out of the ground, and Mario jumps out)

Mario: CAKE!!!

(The pipe goes back into the ground, and Mario runs toward the castle)

Mario: Wahoo! Free cake for nothing!

(Lakitu flies down to face Mario on the bridge)

Lakitu: hey mario don't you think your fat enough

Mario: thats what your mom said lol

Lakitu: fine tubby

(Lakitu flies away, and Mario enters the castle. He walks up to Toad)

Mario: hey toad have you seen peach?

Toad: no why?

Mario: her letter said she had cake!

Toad: oh...well about that...she lied

Mario: WHAT!

Toad: She thought you were getting too fat for the pipe to her castle. So she used the letter to test if you could fit.

Mario: but the letter

Toad: the cake was a lie

Mario: your lying!






(Mario runs off screaming)


Toad: hehe sucker...

(cut to Mario outside the castle punching a wall)

Mario: DAMMIT DAMMIT! if I ever see peach again im something!

Lakitu (offscreen): is that the best you can say?

Mario: SHUT UP!!!!

(Mario walks to the castle grounds and sees Peach in the distance)

Mario: Hey who's that over there?

(Mario walks up closer and sees who it is)

Mario: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peach: Hi mar-

(Mario picks up Peach and throws her, and then punches her a few times)


(Mario explodes and turns into a coin)

(cut back to Toad in the castle)

Toad: WOW! I just had a feeling that mario died... WAHOOOOOOOOO!

(cut to black, death sound from Super Mario Bros. plays)

Lakitu (offscreen): that was good footage.

end of video