This is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island.
(The plot starts at Mario's House in wich Mario sings and puts his head in the oven)
Luigi: Go Wegie! Hu Yeah! (sees the gas button and press it wich causes Mario to Burn)
(8-Bit Mario comes singing and Mario Chases him while in the screen puts on SUPERMARIOGLITCHY4 PRSENTS)
(In Mario's house the dorbell rings)
Mario: (opens the door and sees a leter in wich says Super Magical Fun Fun Island :D)
Letter: Have pain in your a$$? Then you need Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island :D Take a load off and relax...take tours in the great valleys of the jungle, we'll make sure you have a great time! Prices starting at 9000 coins
(Mario imagines him at the beach, scaring Luigi and making him blow up.)
Mario: (Lauths) Luigi... GO BUY SOME TICKETS!
(In the plane Mario and SMG4 are seen in first class sits)
SMG4: I can't belive i came along to this...
Mario: It's going to be fun! it has the word fun twice in it's name! it's got to be fun!
SMG4: (Wispering) pfft yeah rigth...
SMG4: Can you at least tell me why Luigi is in a dog cage?
Luigi: (Inside the cage) HELP!
Mario: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! it's for free! tickets were expensive! idiot.
(Then in other sits Peach and Toad are siting together)
Toad: (rapering) Toadly in the tool! Evrybody Naked! (untengible)
Peach: Why I can't sit down...
(Then a alarm sounds)
Captain: (on micro) This is your captain speaking we hope your relaxing and having a good time.
SMG4: Yeah, I'm having a blast!
(In the Back seat an Old Man pushes Smg4's seat)
SMG4: HEY! STOP DOING THAT!
Old Man: (untengible) (atacks SMG4)
SMG4: (Atacked by the old man) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Jesus Christ! I'm on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: I wonder when the food is coming...
Capitan: (on micro) Attention passengers, there seems to be a object on the side of the plane.
Don't worry, our staff are on it.
(That object sees to be Bowser)
Bowser: YOU GUYS SAID YOU WOULD INVITE ME!!!!
Bowser: (The plane turbo burns his face) LET ME ON D::::::
(back in the plane)
Staff:(addressing to Mario) Hi there! Would you like some cereal?
Mario: Umm...do you serve spaghetti?
Staff: Sorry, we don't serve that crap in our airlines.
Mario: Oh, hell no!
(Mario broken the pilot room's door)
Mario: The hell is with your food!!!!!
Captain: (addressing to Mario) Hello there this is your captain!!
Mario: Shut up! Why don't you serve spaghetti on this plane!!!
Capitan: Spaghetti? What the hell is that?
(Mario gets surprised)
Capitan: Sounds like someone who crapped on the floor or something ;D
Mario: (gets angry ans punchs the captain out of the plane) PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HE SEES HIS MISTAKE) Oh NO!
(Back in first class)
SMG4: (addressing to Mario) where have you been?
Mario: Oh, umm..., I found spaghetti in the toilets...
SMG4: Ewww urk! God damn it Mario!
Staff: Is everything alright here?
SMG4: When are we getting to the Happy Fun Fun Island?
Staff: What are you talking about? This plane is going to France!
(Then the screen changes to be the plane outside with Bowser riding it on the top and a title that says Air France.)
SMG4: Say what?? (Back in the plane) France?! I don't like that place! i wanted to go relax at a beach! D:
Mario: Oh France, do they have French spaghetti there?
Mario: I think I might actually like this.
Peach: Oh France, what a romantic place Mario!
Peach: Are we gonna go on a romantic trip there Mario?
SMG4: That's it, I'm going to talk to the captain D:<
Mario: Umm, I don't think the captain is in right now...
SMG4: Why? What happened to him?
Mario: Ummm...He's learning how to fly.
(Then the captain is failing sky down until he crashes and dies)
(back to the plane)
SMG4: Wait, so who's flying the plane then?
Mario: I'm going to fly for you.
(Mario makes the plane fail sky down)
Bowser: I can fly!!!
(In the captain cabins)
Mario and SMG4: (SCREAMS)
(In first class)
Peach and Toad: (screams)
Luigi: (scream) (The plane is seen from the outside, spinning)
Mario: Everybody calm down, let's just check what's on TV.
(The TV shows the Teletubbies)
Mario: WICH IMENSIBLE CRAP!!
(The plane is seen from the outside, still spinning)
Mario: We're screwed.
(The plane crashes)
(Back to the cast'le)
NintendoFan997: Everyone died, the end.
(They think that the blooper has ended but the card changes to Lol jks)
(Back to the blooper)
Mario: :O I think...(gasps) that I'm the only one alive...
Mario: Gonna have to reproduce...and make a new family...
SMG4: I'm still alive, dumba$$.
Mario: Oh, thank god! Smg4 you're alive!!
Mario: We gotta reproduce together and make babies, SMG4!
SMG4: Ummm, what?
Mario: (gets naked) Make babies with me!SMG4: Sorry i asked