|SMG4: War of the Fat Italians 2017|
|Season 7, Episode 40|
|Series||Super Mario 64 Bloopers|
|Air date||October 7, 2017|
|Stupid Luigi's Mansion||If Mario was in... Cuphead|
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War of the Fat Italians is a long-running annual series on SMG4 where we get you fans to post a bunch of challenges for Mario and SMG4. They then duke it out to see who can do them better.
The video starts in the donkey kong boxing ring, with SMG4 and Mario's introductions, along with Nintendofan997 on a cloud, SMG4 and Mario start fighting before the match starts with Mario "Hadoukend " by SMG4. War of the Fat Italians logo appears with Mario and SMG4 to the corners ready for the Challenges. after the twelfth challenge, the rap battle starts.
The first challenge is who survive "hot" raps from Bob. Bob started rapping (but both of them get their heads exploded) The challenge ended as a draw.
The second challenge is who can eat the most tacos from Waluigi's taco stand. SMG4 starts to eat the tacos and in the end, he eats 182 tacos, Mario charges up his mouth and he ate 7324654 tacos which resulted in Mario winning.
The third challenge is who can keep their hat around Soldier the longest. SMG4 ran to the bathroom and Soldier show she up in the toilet. SMG4 ran out the bathroom and Toadsworth came asking WTF. Mario decided to buy some weapons and Soldier knocks the store owner (Koopa) out leaving Mario to grab the fire flower, burning him with it, and running away. SMG4 went around the road to find a telephone and Soldier disguise himself as a telephone. He notices Soldier's disguise and hits him. Mario then saw Peach yelling "help me". Mario asks what's wrong and it turns out to be Soldier leaving Mario to lose. SMG4 wins, but the Soldier quickly takes his hat too.
The fourth challenge is who can animate better
SMG4 takes a while to create a single frame of animation. Looking over at Mario who is randomly throwing computers he freaks out that Mario may win, and calls for help from "TheOdd1sOut". Mario shows a derpy animation of Mario destroying SMG4. SMG4 shows "TheOdd1sOut" animation of him complaining the struggle is dealing with the residents of the Mushroom Kingdom. After the 2 frames play, each clearly prefers their own animation. SMG4 may have better animation, the challenge was to create their own animation. Therefore, Mario wins.
The fifth challenge is who can beat Luigi at doing absolutely nothing.
SMG4 stares at Luigi for a while, but loses by having a meme breakdown a few seconds in the challenge. Mario technically also loses, due to putting himself into a coma by throwing a rock at a wall, and bouncing it off to hit his head. Possibly a point for Mario, however, he did cheat, so the round ended as a draw.
The sixth challenge is who can survive a science class taught by Bob and Fishy Boopkins.
It starts with Bob bringing in zombie corpses from the dumpsters, and telling SMG4 and Mario to "start poking them with knives". He proceeds to hurl the corpses at them. Mario gets to work straight away, but is immediately stopped by the angry zombie starting to attack. SMG4 manages to distract the zombie long enough to try to crawl out of the room, but by this time Fishy Boopkins has started the "Rocket Science" section, sending a massive firecracker soaring into SMG4 and knocking him away from the door. Bob then begins hurling Bunsen burners. Mario, still being distracted by the zombie from earlier, catches fire instantly. SMG4, still being burned by the firecracker in his ass, is running in circles, but this is stopped when Bob hits him with a "SCORE". Finally, Fishy Boopkins attempts to teach them how to defuse bombs, and the clip ends. This ends as a tie.
The seventh challenge is who can make Bowser cry first, Smg4 starts by kicking bowser into the street followed by Bowser getting hit by a taxi, Next he launches a Waluigi launcher towards bowser in his clown car, Then he pushes Bowser's food off the table, Lastly Smg4 swing Bowser by his tail, but none of this makes bowser cry. Mario than to tell Bowser he's adopted which made Bowser cry, resulting in Mario winning.
The eighth challenge is who has the best pick up line.
Mario begins with something classic, and SMG4 jumps to memes. Mario proceeds to offer rides on his "PINGAS EXPRESS", and SMG4 makes the subway-footlong joke. Mario tells a Goomba that she's adopted, SMG4 calls a lady in a car a parking ticket, and finally, Mario compares a Teletubby to a doorknob, before losing the metaphor and yelling "GIMME DAT BUTT". Debatably, this point goes to SMG4.
The Ninth challenge is who can beat Meggy in a 1v1.
Meggy states that the rule is: "If either of you can land a shot on me, you win!". Both proceed to run. Mario hides behind a corner and attempts to corner jump her. He almost loses in the process. SMG4 runs once he realizes Meggy has seen him, and ends up in a train tunnel, with Meggy on the other side. She fires, and she misses, and SMG4 then attempts to jump the gap, getting hit by a train in the process.
On the way back, Mario attempts to ambush Meggy, missing every shot. Finally, Mario fakes surrender, to get Meggy to drop her guard, whereupon finally shooting her in the back... except that she saw it coming, and fought back accordingly with a "Nice try."
Technically, this is a tie due to Mario getting shot and SMG4 getting knocked out by a train.
The Tenth challenge is who can make Bob popular.
Mario makes an advertisement for people to call Bob by making a sign saying Bob sounds like Morgan Freeman. SMG4 markets bob as a cleaning rag. An advertisement continuously shows people cleaning objects like cars, floor, and much more. It ends with Bob screaming for someone to call 911. A point for Mario.
The Eleventh challenge is a triple round
- Who can survive link's singing the longest
- Who can survive Teletubbies having a baby
- Who can survive the Buttsex spy from TF2 the longest
The Twelfth challenge is who can steal Fishy Boopkins's body pillow waifu without dying, Mario starts by stealing the pillow while Fishy Boopkins is distracted and replacing it with a cardboard stand up with Heavy Weapons Guy's Head Fishy notices, while Mario is running with the pillow he turns around to see Fishy with a tank which he is blasted away. SMG4 dresses as a Pillow with his face on it, he claims that he is the body pillow's father and that she needs to go home. Well, Fishy thinks it's a limited edition pillow and starts to chase SMG4 the "Waifu's father" along the beach.
This is a debatable round, as SMG4 hasn't died, but Mario actually stole the pillow, unlike SMG4. As the challenge says "Who could steal Fishy Boopkin's waifu body pillows first WITHOUT DYING.", staying alive would be a sub-category for after the pillow was stolen. Mario completed the first part, stealing the pillow, but failed to stay alive, thus completing the main category and failing the subcategory, which is still a fail. SMG4 didn't die (presumably), but he failed to steal the pillow. If A represents stealing the pillow, B representing staying alive, and C representing completing the challenge, then the scores would look like this:
Because Mario successfully completed the first part of the challenge, this win would debatably go to him. However, there is one last statement. The challenge says "Who could steal Fishy Boopkin's waifu body pillows first WITHOUT DYING.", with a big note on the word first. Mario did steal the pillow first but died. While SMG4 survived, he didn't steal the pillow. As the whole comment is a single challenge, the without dying rule only applies if the pillow is stolen. Therefore, Mario completed more criteria than SMG4, But with Boopkins having a F'n TANK. With Mario flying with out the pillow, leading to a win for SMG4.
Like the last 2 War Of The Fat Italian Special, there's a rap battle. Mario and SMG4 are seen in a spotlight. The audience is watching everywhere and The Rap begins. The Rap lyric is shown below:
SMG4: S to the M to the G to the 4 That's a name I'm sure you heard of before. Filled to the brim with rhythm and flow A sexy ass man from head to toe Now I don't want to mention but just pay attention Cause I'm about to kick your ass to the next dimension If you think you're gonna win then you're deranged! Because ever since the beginning, nothing's changed! An overweight plumber won't ever stick You need a man like me who's EXTRA THICCK! Try and take a swing but you'll never be the king You're gonna be knocked out with a RING RING RING! Mario: OH BOY, YOU'RE BACK, am I living a dream? I get to re-destroy this stupid ass meme What you gonna do, you stupid dingus? Sit at your computer and yell out pingas? You're weak and pathetic and never athletic Dr. Mario thinks that you're a diabetic As you sit at your computer all day long Doing crap all except expanding that dong! Now go home and cry to all your little fans! While me, Mario, I got much better plans! You're such a big fool and this may sound cruel, But sorry Glitchy, I've already won this duel! SMG4: HAHA, that's funny but we've only begun! I've brought some help to show you how it's done! Luigi: Mario, my paesano, it's time to stop, If you keep this up, my ears are gonna pop! You do nothing with your life, except saving Peach, How about you try some exercise or maybe even bleach! Sorry bro, but every diss here is true, Looks like for once, you're player two. Mario: Oh no, it's Luigi, I'm so afraid! I can't stand losers who's never gotten laid. You rap like a mom, it's really f****ing dumb. Just go back home and keep sucking on your thumb. Now I've got a rapper who you don't want to cross! C'mon, Fishy Boopkins, show 'em who's boss! Fishy Boopkins: Hey SMG4, you're stinky and fat! And um... crap! I also hate your hat? Ah I'm sorry! That was really mean! Ah man... It's not easy being green! SMG4: I'm sorry Fishy Boopkins, but that rap was invalid. Cause I'm not going to listen to some stupid salad! Is this your best, Mario? Cause it's sounding weak! You're gonna end up adding to my winning streak! Here comes my next rapper, things are looking dire. Give it to him E. Gadd, and spit hot fire! E. Gadd: What's up, b*tches, this is my rapping debut! Looks like this rap, could use some higher IQ! Mario, there seems to be a lot of tension, Don't fret boy! Have this new invention! Use this mic, it'll help you refute! But that's only because it'll be on mute! Mario: Shut up, you stupid wannabe Edison! Go home and take your old people medicine! Now I'm gonna need someone as cool as spaghetti! I need the one, the only, the badass Meggy! (Meggy sings) Meggy: It's such a shame! You boys are lame! Just raise your game, raise your game baby! Never, give up, yeah!!! Bob: WoO WaT Up BiTcHeS It'S BoB TiMe! GiViNg OuT hOt BeAtS lIkE BuStArHyMe! BiTcHeS, gEt ReAdY, hErE cOmEs ThE hOok! ChEcK oUt My InStAgRaM, sNaPcHaT, aNd FaCeBoOk!
As soon as Bob finished singing, everyone who rapped stared at Bob because his rap was horrible. Bob then says "What?" The winner of the rap battle is debatable based on your perspective. The video then ends.
- Fishy Boopkins
- Professor E. Gadd
- Koopa Troopa (cameo)
- Toad (cameo)
- Link (cameo)
- Po (cameo)
- Buttsex Spy (cameo)
- Wario (cameo)
- Shroomy (cameo)
- Daisy (cameo)
- Rosalina (cameo)
- Birdo (cameo)
- Dr. Mario (cameo)
- Goomba (girl)
- Peach Toadstool (costume only)
- Heavy Weapons Guy (head only)
- Weegee (head only)
- Dr. Eggman (pingas head only)
- 0:07 Rocky Balboa theme (John X Remix)
- 0:53 SM 3D World - Slot Machine
- 1:00 Growl Instrumental - EXO
- 1:16 Silvagunner - Waluigi's Tacostand
- 1:22 SSX - It's Tricky Song
- 1:38 Highlander - Lost Horizon
- 1:52 Mario RPG - Armed Boss
- 2:10 Animal Crossing - Gracie Grace
- 2:17 Spongebob - Latin Lesson
- 2:58 Mario Paint - Creative Exercise
- 3:24 Cancer
- 4:22 Simpson - Monkey see Monkey D'on
- 4:28 OOT - Potion shop - Silvagunner
- This is the first time SMG4 cheated in a War of the Fat Italians video.
- This is the first time the new current Glitchy Boy intro was used.
- This is the first time Meggy had a voice actor. She was voiced here by Chobby Toast.
- E.Gadd was animated and voice by TaitherZ.
- This is the first time Odd1sOut appeared.
- One of the challenges in this video was commented by Gamecubedude, a popular SMG4 reactor.
- This is the one of the few (if not the only) SMG4 videos to have guest voice actors, animators, and famous YouTube guest stars all in one video.
- Unlike other WoTFI videos, there were two trailers promoting the upcoming video. One was uploaded on the SMG4 channel, while the other was uploaded on the TheAwesomeMario channel.