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SM64 Christmas 2014: The Bowser That Stole Christmas.
SM64 christmas 2014 The bowser that stole christmas

SM64 christmas 2014 The bowser that stole christmas.

Season 4, Episode 49
Episode Info
Series Super Mario 64 Bloopers
Air date December 21st, 2014
Idea by Thecaptain64000
Directed by SuperMarioGlitchy4
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SM64 Christmas 2014: The Bowser That Stole Christmas., more often simply called The Bowser That Stole Christmas, is the 210th video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4. As its name indicates, it has been released specially for Christmas 2014. This is SMG4's fourth Christmas special blooper, as he started uploading videos on 2011.

In this blooper, Bowser discovers that Santa didn't offer him any present for Christmas, so he decides to go to destroy him.

Transcript Edit

For the transcript for this blooper see SM64 Christmas 2014: The Bowser That Stole Christmas./Transcript.

Plot Edit

Warning: This section includes spoil for people who haven't watched the video yet.

It's close to Christmas, and Bowser is warped up about the arrival of Christmas. He's first seen on his lair, happily admiring his Christmas tree. He asks his troops if they're excited about Christmas, to which they respond with sarcastic cheers until Bowser forces them to cheer happier by breathing fire at them. Bowser exclaims how he asked Santa for all the best presents of the year. A flashback then appears, showing Toad and Waluigi dressed as Santa in a shopping mall. Toad is annoying Waluigi/Santa to the point that the former is thrown by the latter. Waluigi/Santa is exclaiming how he dislikes Christmas for this reason when Bowser drops in, crushing him. Bowser proceeds to tell him that he wants a new castle, the Princess Peach, and all the coins this year for Christmas, when he suddenly realizes what he just did.

Back in the present, a Bob-omb and a Goomba are watching Bowser dancing around the Christmas tree in joy. The Bob-omb is shocked that Bowser still believes in Santa, however, the Goomba explains that the troops are required to give Bowser everything he wants to prevent him from getting mad. The Bob-omb says that somebody is going to need to tell Bowser the truth, but the Goomba states that he will not be the one to do it. Bowser then gets so excited that he goes outside. Suddenly, a Chuck-ya (big purple Bob-omb) appears with a Code Red Emergency, exclaiming in fear how the troops can't afford Bowser's presents this year since Bowser has been paying them in peanuts. The troops then start panicking and going coo coo, as they know the consequences for not having Bowser's presents ready.

The scene then switches to Peach's Castle, where it's snowing, on Christmas Eve. The castle interior has been decorated with a red Christmas theme. Mario, Luigi, and Wario are singing a parody of the 12 Days of Christmas from SonicToast, as SMG4 and Peach are wrapping up packing. They are all going to Yoshi's Island to spend the holidays. As the trio continue to sing and dance, Peach starts telling Toad to close up the castle, but Toad is zoning out.

The scene then switches again, this time to Bowser's castle. it's 5 minutes to midnight and Bowser is constantly watching the clock (which is a pixelated Mario with a pixelated Goomba pendulum (both from Super Mario Bros.)). Bowser then orders a Goomba to tell Santa to order his presents faster, to which the Goomba agrees. Suddenly, Bowser Jr. comes in, asking why the troops can't afford the presents. To cover the truth up, the Goomba fires his lazer/lazar, knocking Bowser Jr. away. Bowser then complains, stating that he's the only one allowed to do that. The Goomba once more promises that the presents will be there and runs off screaming, while Bowser continues to get excited.

The following morning is Christmas Day, and an explosion is seen coming from Bowser's castle while Bowser's angry voice is heard. Bowser is outraged and starts to yell at his troops asking "WHERE ARE THE PRESENTS?!" As the Goomba and Koopa Troopa run away, a Bob-omb tries to tell the truth about Santa. However, Bowser yells that Santa double crossed him, breathing fire. He then tackles the Bob-omb, causing it to explode, and flies away, yelling that he will destroy Santa.

Meanwhile, at the Mushroom Airport, Mario is drunk and SMG4 chases him. It turns out that Mario ate spaghetti from hobos, causing him to trip up. He then acquires a Santa costume from an Old Man. At the same time, Bowser is stealing presents from citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom (including inter alia Pinkolol16 and the Dr. Ivo Robotnik) by flying in his clown car, stating that they can't have any if he didn't get his presents. He starts to realize that people wished for weird presents. On the ground, Mario notices Bowser, but since he is drunk, he sees him as Barney the Dinosaur, and then runs away. A chase ensues. Back at the airport, SMG4 tells Peach that he lost Mario, but everything will be alright. At that moment, an airport chime is heard, and on a television, a news reporter called Anchor reports on Bowser chasing Mario dressed in a Santa suit. After some time, Mario catches a 1-UP Mushroom that was riding on the floor, causing his drunken effects to wear off, and then he finally recognizes Bowser and says hi to him, but still continues to be chased. Mario attempts to lose Bowser by hopping in a warp pipe leading to a Toad farm. There, he grabs a sleigh and gives wings to a group of Toads. As Bowser arrives too, Mario takes off with a sleigh pulled by the flying Toads. Bowser is shocked to see that, yet nevertheless continues to chase Mario, throwing two Bullet Bills and a fridge. Below, two citizens are watching the spectacle above them. One comments that its Santa dropping presents, then attempts to catch the fridge, only to get crushed by it. Bowser asks Mario where his presents are, and Mario retaliates by throwing a Wario at him, which fails. Bowser collides with Mario, causing the two to crash. Mario crashes into a house and causes a large explosion just as a message saying "Directed by Michael Bay" appears, and Bowser crashes into SMG4.

SMG4, Mario, and Bowser are seen lying down in separate beds in one room at the hospital at night. As Bowser continues to threaten Santa, the Goomba finally tells Bowser the truth (that it was the troops that gave him presents in secret, and that Bowser could not get any presents due to Bowser paying them in peanuts). Bowser still doesn't consider that an excuse, causing the Goomba to run off. SMG4 asks for his medicine, but Dr. Mario appears singing, then laughs and leaves, leaving SMG4 to rant furiously and annoyed. Bowser finally accepts that Santa is not real. Mario reminds Bowser that he has to grow up, comparing him to SMG4 who still believes in the Easter Bunny, leading SMG4 to get annoyed. To compensate, Mario gives Bowser a gift, a Waluigi in a Santa suit. Bowser thinks that it's a personal elf, but Mario says that Christmas is all about singing, and tells Waluigi to start singing. Waluigi then starts singing a horrendous version of "Let It Go" from Frozen, causing Bowser to scream, "OH, FUUUUUUUUUU..." as the episode ends.

Characters Edit

Santa himself doesn't appear physically, but is mentionned at several moments (mostly by Bowser), and sometimes appears as people disguised as him.

Trivia Edit

  • This blooper has been uploaded on Sunday of the Winter solstice instead of Christmas Thursday.
    • SMG4 also made it short due to his family holiday.
  • The blooper's title is a parody of the children's book How the Grinch Stole Christmas by Dr. Seuss and the Veggietales episode The Toy That Saved Christmas.
  • The song that Mario, Luigi, and Wario are singing together is the Super Mario 12 Days of Christmas by SonicToast. That same song was parodied in the previous Christmas video of SMG4: "Christmas 2013: The 12 Idiots of Christmas".
  • When Mario, Luigi and Wario are singing the Christmas Carols, the scene with Wario sitting on a toilet and Waluigi rising out of a sink is a clip from the video "Ssenmodnar 7 (TOAST Edition)". However, the voices and the music used aren't the same.
  • This is the first SMG4 Christmas special to be in 16:9 true widescreen and to use the post-June 2014 style.
  • This is the first time Pinkolol16 appears without her cap. She also has a male voice. Those two details, in addition to the fact that her physical appearance is just a recolored Mario of Super Mario 64, make her look like a man instead of a girl.
  • This is the first time that Dr. Robotnik and Pingas are two separate things.
  • This is the third appearance of Barney the Dinosaur in SMG4's videos, the first being "Guards N' Retards: Prisoners" and the second being "Retarded64: Freddy's Spaghettiria".
  • Even though Mario says to Bowser that Santa doesn't exist, he met him and believed in him in the blooper "Christmas Special 2011". It's possible that Mario outgrew his belief in the 3 year time frame.
  • This is the second time Dr. Mario appears in a Garry's Mod form, the first being "The Visitor." (2014).
  • It's unknown if SMG4 really still believes in the Easter bunny or if it's just what Mario thinks.

Bowser: (giggles) Oh boy! Aren't you exited troops! Presents... I mean Christmas is almost here!

Troops: (cheering sarcasticly) Yeeeeaaaahhhh! Yeeeeaaaahhhh!

Bowser: (breathing fire at his troops) BE MORE HAPPY ABOUT IT!

Troops: (cheering) YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!! (clapping)

Bowser: Oh I asked Santa for all the bests present this year!

(Cut to the mall with Toad on Waluigi's lap)

Toad: Hello! What are you doing? I've had a bad day at work today.

(Waluigi throws Toad off his lap because of his annoyance)


Waluigi: Wah, Waluigi hate Christmas anyway.

(Bowser then lands on Waluigi)

Bowser: OK, this year! I want a new castle, Princess Peach, all the coins, Princess Peach and... Hey! You listening?

(Cut back to Bowser's lair, Bowser dances around his Christmas tree)

Bob-omb: Dude, why does he still believe in that crap?

Goomba: Us troops have to buy everything he wants each year to keep him from getting mad. And even that much doesn't cover half of his wish list.

Bob-omb: Someone needs to go tell him.

Goomba: B*tch hell no!

Bowser: This waiting is killing me! I need to go outside!

(A Chuck-ya suddenly appears from above)


Koopa: Wow wow! What's going on?


Troops: (freak out) WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

(Cut to Princess Peach's Castle at Christmas Eve)

Mario, Luigi and Wario: OOOOOOHHHHH! For the twenty-fifth day of Christmas Nintendo give to me!

Peach: (to SMG4 while the Mario, Luigi and Waro are singing) Ooh...Those guys better get ready! Our flight to Yoshi's Island is leaving soon...

Mario: Twenty-five cookies baking.

Wario: Twenty-four Wiis a-shaking.

SMG4: (in reply to Peach) Oh lighten up. It's christmas let them hurt themselves hehe...

Luigi: Twenty-three Bob-ombs booming.

Wario: Twenty-two Warios booming.

Luigi: Nineteen racers karting.

Wario: Eighteen Warios farting.

Mario: Seventeen Koopas trooping.

Wario: Sixteen Warios pooping.

Luigi: Fifteen games of Kong.

Wario: Wario in a thong.

Mario: Thirdteen hats of red.

Wario: Peach in Wario's-BAH!

Peach: Locks the doors at four, don't forget the water the flowers! and remember to keep the place clean... Oh! And don't forget to blah blah blah blah. You get all that?

Toad: (happily) Of course!

Peach: Ok, what did I just tell you?

Toad: I have no idea! (Cut to Bowser's Castle, with Bowser waiting for Santa's arrival, in front of his clock that he's constantly watching, at 5 minutes to midnight)

Bowser: (to the Goomba) Hey you! Tell Santa to deliver the presents faster!

Goomba: Uh... y-yes! Of course sir... (oh boy).

(Bowser Jr. then appears)

Bowser Jr.: The hell yoou talking about? You troops told us you can't afford Bowser's-...

(The Goomba, scared, fires his lazer at Bowser Jr. to cover the truth)

Bowser: Hey! Only I'm allowed to do that!

Goomba: Uhh sorry sir! I'll make sure you get the presents! AHHHHHH!

(The Goomba then goes away)

Bowser: (happily) Oh boy, Santa is gonna come through with all my presents.

(It's finally Christmas Day but, Bowser is very angry to see that Santa didn't deliver him the presents)

Bowser: (shouts angrily and jump in front of his troops) WHERE'S THE PRESENTS!?

(His troops then start freaking out)

Bob-omb: Lord Bowser, you should realise the actual truth about Santa...

Bowser: (interrupts the Bob-omb) THAT HE'S A DOUBLE CROSSING BASTARD!!!!

(Bowser then runs at the Bob-omb)

Bob-omb: OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! (explodes)

Bowser: (flying away) I WILL DESTROY SANTA!!!!

(Cut to the Mushroom Airport, Mario, drunk, is walking outside)

SMG4: (chasing Mario) Dude! Godammit! Stop tripping and get other here!

Mario: (running) Pingas! Pingas! Pingas!

(Cut to Peach and Luigi inside the airport)

Peach: What got into Mario?? We need to leave now!

Luigi: Mamma mia!

(Cut back to Mario (still drunk) and SMG4 (still chasing Mario) outside)

SMG4: Mario! I told you not eating spaghetti from hobos!


(Cut to Blaine that Mario had mistaken for Santa)

Blaine: (tooking off his hat) B*TCH!!!

Mario: I'm gonna fly to the Spaghetti River!!!

(Mario then see an Old Man (from Pokemon fire Red and Leaf Green) disguised as Santa)

Mario: (happily) Hey! Give me that costume and I'll show you the end of the rainbow!

(Cut to Bowser flying with his clown car to find Santa)



Bowser: NO! (takes the kids' presents while the tree falls over)


Bowser: If I don't get anything! Then NONE OF YOU DO!

(Bowser flies through a house)

Bowser: Bitch! (takes a guys present)

Guy: The fuck?

(Bowser flies over to an old lady and steals her)


Guy: Oh my god!

(Dr. Eggman shows Daisy his pingas-in-a-box)

Eggman: Pingas!

(Bowser flies by and steals the 'box' and Eggman screams)

Bowser: Man, people wish for weird presents...

Mario: (talk backwards)

Bowser: Finally found you Santa!

Barney: Hi, Kids! It's Barney

Mario: Oh SH!T! (scream) Im sorry i didn't eat vegetables barney!

Old Lady: Heeeelllpppp!

(Cut to the Mushroom Airport)

SMG4: *huff* Lost... *puff* Mario... Godammit...

Peach: Oh no! I'm starting to worry, we shouldn't be going on the vacation...

SMG4: Nah, don't worry! Everything will be fine! Mario is going to come back and we can all be happy!

Anchor: This just in! Fat italian man in santa suit chased by Big turtle in clown car!

Mario: (scream) Kids for gods sakes eat your vegetables or Barney wiil get you!

Bowser: I GONNA R**E YOU!

SMG4: Oh no! F*cky away!

Mario: (scream) This wouldnt be so hard if i wasn't tripping so bad!!! (eat 1-up) Hmm...

Barney: Hi, Kid-

Mario: (happily) Oh it's just Bowser! Hi Bowser! Mama mia!

Bowser: I GONNA R**E YOU!

Mario: NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOO! (scream)

(Cut to the Toad Farm)

Mario: Let's go!

Toad (1): Oh! Hey Mario!

Toad (2): Hey Mario!

Toad (3): Oh, Hey Mario!

Bowser: Probably shouldnt have gone through the pipe!! Where are you Santa!?

Mario: Run, B*tch! RRUUUNNNN!!! (screams)

Bowser: What the F*CK!

Mario: (scream) Mama f*cker! Godammit! Really!? A fridge!?

Guy: Oh my god! Look! It's santa! In the sky! Santa! Down here! You you're so cool! He's even dropping presents! Mine! Yeah! (laughs)

Bowser: Where is my present Santa!?!?!?

Mario: There is, Mamaf*cker!

Toad (2): (untengible)

Toads: (screams)

Mario: (scream)

Text: "Directed by Michael Bay"

(Cut to the Mushroom Airport)

SMG4: Stupid Mario... Making me chase him around all christmas...

Bowser: Hi, Guys! It's Bowser! Bowwwserrrrr!

(Cut to the Hospital and beeps)

Mario: Mama Mia. Oww... My head... Thank god that toad broke the landing...

Bowser: Santa... Im gonna... Punch ya... In the gabba... erugh...

Mario: Grrr! For the last time, Im not santa. There is no such thing as santa... Mamaf*cker!

Bowser: But.. How about... All those presents that i got over the years...

Goomba: Uhh actually sir... It was us troops who bought you the presents... in secret... and we couldn't get them this year due to our salary being turned into peanuts...

Bowser: Ooh... That doesn't excuse you for not getting my presents this year!

Goomba: (scream)

SMG4: Where the hell is that damn doctor and my medicine!?

Dr. Mario: (sings "Dr. Mario song") (laughs)

SMG4: Oh, Godammit!?!

Bowser: So... Santa isn't real then?... no... free presents?... (crys)

Mario: Well you gotta grow up man. Don't be like SMG4 who still believes in the easter bunny

SMG4: (untengible)

Bowser: So... Santa isn't real then?... no... free presents?...

Mario: To make you feel better i got a little present for you Bowser... You can come in now!

Bowser (offscreen): You got me a personal elf!? :D

Mario (offscreen): No! That's not what christmas is all about! Its about jolly good singing! Mama mia. Let's go! Take it away Waluigi!

Waluigi (offscreen): ♫ Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! ♫

Bowser (offscreen): Oh, FUUUUUUUUUUUU-