|SM64 Bloopers: Shoot to the Observatory in the Sky|
|Season 5, Episode 18|
|Series||Super Mario 64 Bloopers|
|Air date||June 8th, 2015|
|Retarded64: The Toad, the Fat and the Ugly.||SM64: Meet the Luigi.|
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SM64 Bloopers: Shoot to the Observatory in the Sky, more often simply called Shoot to the Observatory in the Sky, is the 230th video released by SuperMarioGlitchy4. Although being a Super Mario 64 Blooper, this video is also mainly a reference to the Super Mario Galaxy video games series on the Nintendo Wii.
Oh boy! it's vacation time for mario and peach yeah! wait. Where in space now? well that happened relaly quickly. :( how are we gonna get back???
Warning: This section includes spoilers for people who have still not watched the video yet.
With a Summer vacation upcoming, an annoyed Mario is forced to wait while Toadsworth "upgrades" the cannon outside of the castle. While waiting, Mario questions why there is a cannon in the courtyard, a flashback shows Mario attempting to use the cannon, only to hit the wall of the castle. Toadsworth finishes the upgrade (aka adjusting the power level) as Princess Peach comes outside ready to leave. Toadsworth tricks Mario into jumping into the cannon by throwing a plate of spaghetti in it. He tells Mario that the vacation doesn't need any "annoying Italians." Peach asks if Toadsworth didn't put too much power. As Mario is blasted off into space, he says he put a "loadsa power" in the cannon. The Mario Head makes a cameo appearance for a few seconds, staring at Mario while the latter is flying in space.
Meanwhile, Bowser is with SuperMarioGlitchy3 in their "Secret Evil Lair", from which he's controlling a satellite in space via a monitor, and tries to find the "secret of the universe." SMG3 calls him a "dumbass" while Bowser is searching, to which he replies by saying, "Hey, shut up." Bowser then notices Mario on the monitor, his head being so huge Bowser doesn't even recognize him. Static is shown while a black silhouette appears with a female chuckle, which soon goes back to normal except Mario isn't there. Bowser then goes to search for "the force" and tells SMG3 to feed the Chain Chomp(s).
Mario wakes up on the Comet Observatory, saying, "Chicken? Is that you?" A Luma then appears in front of his face, startling him and causing him to jump off the Observatory and commit suicide. Then he later reappears, meeting Rosalina. He is glad that he can stay in the Observatory with Rosalina and spaghetti, but when she asks "What's a spaghetti?", Mario freaks out and then jumps out of the Observatory again to commit suicide.
Later, Bowser is flying with his Clown Cart, trying to find the "weird force", complying that he can use to take over the world. Then, Kirby is also flying on his Warp Star in space. The two don't notice each other, as they crash into their selves.
Back at the Observatory, Mario commit suicide multiple times, but every time he does, he regenerates later. Then he complains why won't the world let him die, only for Rosalina to reply that she was going to take him back to Earth. But Mario refuses, and still tries to die. Rosalina was about to get the Observatory to move, but Bowser and Kirby fly in, causing Bowser's Clown Car to crash into the Beacon.
As soon as the crash occurs, Rosalina looks in distress, while Mario finally wakes up from killing himself many times. It is clear that the clown car crashed into the power source of the observatory. Kirbyy refocuses himself and gets up after the crash. Next to him, Bowser is seen crying for what he did, with a old man luma saying "Nice job, d*ckface!"
Two police Lumas then come in and try to arrest the King of the Koopas. A hoard of Lumas come in to help, but they all bounce off Bowser's shell, making Bowser itchy. Rosalina then comes and tells the Lumas to calm down. She then questions Bowser and asks if he is an enemy. Bowser defends himself by saying that the pink gumball (Kirby) made him crash into the observatory. Of course, Kirby punches him because it is a lie.
Mario then comes into play and tells Rosalina that the enemy is Bowser and that he sucks at being evil. Bowser adds on by saying that he stole a princess, but only for two minutes. Rosalina seems to accept this fact, but says that the trip back to the planet would be delayed for 2000 years because the clown car crashed into the observatory. Mario panics after hearing about it and tries to commit suicide only to by blocked by a janitor Luma.
Bowser and Kirby fight when the a pair of speakers at the library begin playing. The lumas knew it was storytime and entered the library. In the library, Rosalina finished reading a book but Mario wants to go back. The lumas still want storytime so Mario forced Bowser to read for them. Rosalina and Mario leave the library to get the Wormhole Generator. Rosalina told Mario he have to charge it exactly 90 seconds then she left to check the Lumas.
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- Vegeta (cameo as a picture)
- Toad(s) (cameo)
- Luigi (mentioned)
- Old Man Luma (cameo)
- Bowser Jr. (mentioned)
- Professor E. Gadd (mentioned/cameo)
- Steve (minor appearance as Captain Steve)
- Chain Chomp (cameo)
- SuperMarioGlitchy4 himself doesn't appear in the main story of the video yet again, he isn't mentioned nor does he have any cameos. He only appears in the intro. This is the third time in a row that this happens, the first being "The Pirate Plumbers" and the second being "Retarded64: The Toad, the Fat and the Ugly.".
- This also marks the first time that SMG4 hasn't appeared nor was mentioned in two consecutive episodes.
- The title of this video might be a reference to a Super Mario 64 mission by a similar name: "Shoot to the Island in the Sky", where, like in the game, Mario needs to shoot himself to an island, Mario is shot into the observatory in the sky via a cannon.
- Mario floating in space with an alien robot may be a reference to one of Mario's deaths featured the blooper "101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) 50,000 Subs!", a scene which itself comes from the short video "Long Jump" (without the robot however).
- SMG3's "Secret Evil Lair" from the blooper "Bad Star's Back! 300k Special" reappears in this video, but it's the first time its interior is seen, and it's revealed Bowser lives there too.
- When Rosalina interrupts the monitor at Bowser's and SMG3's lair, Mangle's garbled static from the video game Five Nights at Freddy's 2 can be heard.
- When Rosalina appears for the first time, a video error causes her to be partially invisible for a few seconds. As SMG4 was tired because he finished the blooper on Monday evening, he noticed it too late the next day, and then made a note for all to ignore this glitch.
- This isn't the first time the "partially invisible" glitch happened, though. It happened for a single frame with Dr. Mario earlier in "Retarded64: A Dose of Dr. Mario".
- Despite playing a minor role in the video "The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket.", this is Kirby's first major role in a blooper of SMG4.
- While Kirby is flying on the warp Star, the Kirby: Right Back at Ya! theme song can be heard until he crashes into Bowser.
- It's revealed in this video that Mario acquires a new body (identical to his previous one(s)) when he revives after committing suicide. This might be how the other characters of SMG4's bloopers survive fatal deaths.
- When the numerous Luma are angrily staring at Mario after he said their "Mama" (Rosalina) has other things to do than relating them stories, a blue Luma is seen asleep and not reacting except it blushes along with all the other ones around it.
- This is the second time Kirby imagines an object as food, the wormhole generator in this case. The first time he imagined Waluigi's Rubber Ducky as fried chicken in the video "The Winning Ticket.."
- This is the second time Steve appears as Captain Steve, the first being in the blooper "Ssenmodnar 7 (TOAST Edition)." However, it's the first time he's seen failing while using this alter-ego.
- It's also unknown what his ultimate fate was after being in the black hole, but it's unlikely he survived.
- The place where Toadsworth and Peach are spending their summer vacation is apparently located somewhere around America, most likely near the United States, as it's towards this country that the Observatory is seen flying when it approaches Earth near the end of the blooper.
(SMG4 spins into view, and the word "SMG4" appears above his head. He is then hit by the word "productions", and he screams in pain. A troll facing Mario head then appears from the bottom of the screen.)
Mario: Nice shot!
(Cut to outside the Princess Peach's Castle. Mario's head is rotating upwards and phasing through his body)
Mario: Hurry up already...!
(Cut to Toadsworth next to the cannon.)
Toadsworth: Master Mario, if you would, SHUT UP! Can you just shut up for one second? Allow me to finish upgrading this cannon please!
Mario: But aren't we suppose to be preparing for our summer vacation?
Toadsworth: ...beeecause I must attend to fixing things before we leave!
Mario: But why do we even have a cannon in the first place?
Toadsworth: I dunno. Its just funny watching you try to use it.
(Cut to Toadsworth with a bucket of popcorn, watching Mario blast out of the cannon.)
Mario: SHIIIIII- (Hits the castle wall, screams in pain, and hits the ground.)
(Cut back to the cannon. Mario stares at Toadsworth with a perplexed look on his face.)
Mario: Okey-dokey! Let's go!
Peach: Hey! It's almost time to go soon!
Toadsworth: Almost finished young miss! Now to just adjust the power
(He turns a gear om the side of the cannon, causing a gauge measuring the "power level" to fill up to 80. Vegeta appears next to it.)
Toadsworth: Okay! Done! Master Mario! Your attention please.
Mario: (with a derp face) Hmmmmm?
Toadsworth: (holding a plate of spaghetti) You see da spaghetti??? (Throws the spaghetti into the cannon.) Get the spaghetti!
Mario: Oooooohhh! (He jumps into the cannon.)
Toadsworth: RUN, BITCH! RUN!!!!
Peach: Can we finally go!?
(Cut to Mario inside the cannon)
Mario: Uhh...guys??? What's happening??
(Cut to outside the cannon. Peach and Toadsworth are running away.)
Toadsworth: Uhh, the vacation doesn't need any annoying Italians! Have a nice flight! And see you later!
Mario: Mama f**ker!
Peach: Wait, you didn't put too much power on the cannon did you?
Mario: Rrr... I'M GOING TO RA- (the cannon fires; Mario flies upwards and screams)
Toadsworth: I put loadsa power!!!
(Mario continues flying into space. Mario Head watches him fly by)
Mario Head: Oh, look! Hello!
Mario: Noo! Is this what I think this is???
(the Space Sphere floats by)
Space Sphere: SPAAAACE...
Mario: Oh. I just remembered. I can't breath in space.
(Mario's head explodes)
Demoman: (offscreen) Ka-BOOOM!
(Mario's lifeless body floats by a satellite resembling Bowser's head)
(cut to a hole in the ground next to a sign reading "SECRET LAIR- DUN ENTER.")
(Cut to the inside of the lair)
Bowser: (in a sassy, female voice) Mmmm-hmmm! (normal voice) Bwahaha! I finally have my own satellite! With this! I can take over the world!
SMG3: Good luck with that dumbass.
Bowser: Hey! Shut up! I will find the secret to the universe!!!
(Mario's body appears on the satellite camera.)
Bowser: Ahh! Oh my god! What the fuck is that!?
(The image starts distorting. A mysterious female silhouette appears and laughs. Bowser grunts in confusion. Both the silhouette and Mario disappear.)
Bowser: How- do- wha- what the FUCK!? I knew there was something!!! I have to go!!! SMG3 feed the Chain Chomps for me!
SMG3: (shocked) WHAT!?
(cut to Mario's point-of-view. His eyes open up and he sees some Lumas. Cut to third-person POV)
Mario: ..Ch-.....chicken!? Is that you?
(Cut to Mario's POV. A yellow Luma suddenly pops up in front of him.)
Luma: WHAT'S GOOD N*GGA?
(Cut to third-person POV. Mario screams and jumps off a cliff, with the Luma in pursuit. A no signal screen appears briefly.)
Mario: W-where am I?! What is this place!?
Rosalina: Do not worry. You are safe and sound.
Mario: (takes off sunglasses) WOAH!
Rosalina: My name is Rosalina. This is my flying observatory. Who might you be?
Mario: <3 (Speaks Gibberish.)
Rosalina: Nice to meet you Mr. Oooowowofohofodsefg.
Mario: Hah! Who needs Earth when I can just live here? Just me, Rosalina, and spaghetti!
Rosalina: Uhh...what's a spaghetti?
(Mario jumps off the cliff again.)
Luma: Oh hell no! I aint hauling his fat ass back again!
(Cut to Bowser, flying his Koopa Clown Car in space.)
Bowser: I shall locate this weird force! And steal it!!! Yes! Then I shall take over the universe! Booyah baby!!!
(Cut to a Warp Star flying across space, then back to Bowser.)
Bowser: Go me! Go me!!!
(Kirby is revealed to be riding the Star. Bowser starts singing "Swiggity Swooty" and Kirby starts singing the theme to Kirby: Right Back at Ya!. Eventually Kirby is right about to crash into Bowser.)
Kirby: Oh what the FU-
(The two collide. Cut back to the Comet Observatory.)
(Mario hits the ground and dies. He then respawns next to Rosalina.)
Mario: Why wont you let me dieee world!??!??
Rosalina: I already said I was going to take you back!!!
Mario: Thats too long for meeeeeeee! (He jumps off once again.)
(Cut to a yellow janitor Luma with a broom next to a pile of Mario corpses.)
Luma: Could you stop with the suicides!!? I have to clean this mess up!!!
(Another Mario corpse lands in the pile.)
Rosalina: *sigh* I'll just get the observatory ready to move.
(Cut to Bowser and Kirby flying towards the observatory.)
Bowser: Uh oh...
(Rosalina looks back as they crash into the observatory. The Koopa Clown Car crashes into the beacon.)
Mario: Mama-mia... Luigi!
(The Koopa Clown Car is stuck in the beacon and on fire. Bowser is crying. A Luma with Old Man Hobo's face appears.)
Old Man Luma: Nice job, dickface!
(Two Luma, one red and one black, appear riding a police car.)
Red Luma: Now you gonna get it, motherfucker!
(Many Luma charge towards Bowser and ricochet off his shell)
Bowser: Ah crap. My shell is itchy...stupid short arms.
Rosalina: Lumas! Please calm down! Who might you be? An enemey?
Bowser: Uhhh the pink gumball made me do it!
(Kirby then punches Bowser and sends him flying.)
Mario: Nah, don't worry that's just Bowser. He sucks at being evil
Bowser: Hey! I'll let you know I stole a princess! For 2 minutes.
Rosalina: Yes...anyway. It seems the trip back to your home planet is going to be delayed.
Mario: Wah??? How long of a delay???
Rosalina: Ohhh....about 2000 years....
(Mario attempts to jump off the cliff again, but the janitor Luma blocks him.)
(Bowser and Kirby are fighting. Rosalina sighs. Suddenly, a pair of speakers, above the entrance of the library at the core of the observatory, begin playing a song.)
Pink Luma: Oh! Storytime!!! Yaay!
(Two Luma, one grey and one purple, happily chuckle to themselves while walking towards the center of the observatory.)
Yellow Luma: (with big eyes) OH MY GOD! WOOOOO!
Rosalina: Ah, not to worry. We'll figure it out later. After all, it is story time.
(Cut to inside the library. Rosalina is reading to a crowd of Luma.)
Rosalina: (Offscreen) It was then...the woman saw the man... (Onscreen) The young lady punched the cheating man. And he fell down...
(Cut to Mario, Bowser, and Kirby. Mario is asleep, Bowser has anime eyes and is blushing, and Kirby looks grumpy.)
Rosalina: (offscreen) And that's the story of her divorce... (onscreen) The. End.
(The numerous Luma cheer. Mario then wakes up.)
Mario: Yeah! Great! Happy! Umm, can we try and go home now!?
Red Luma: Again!!!
(Three Luma hold up books, including Twilight, 50 Shades of Grey, and Everyone Poops)
Rosalina: Oh oh oh! Alright! Alright! Maybe until your sleepy then!
Mario: Oh hell no! Hey stinky! (He kicks the three Luma out of the way.) Alright! Back! Back I say! Mama's got crap to do! So uhh, shoo!!
(The others Luma blush as they look angry, except one who stays asleep and only blushes)
Mario: Ahh! Just...kidding!!! Hmm... (He pushes Bowser in front.) So long-a Bowser!
Mario: Good luck buddy!!!!
Bowser: Oh wait wait wait where you going!?
Mario: (pushing Rosalina out the door) Hey pink thing! Don't forgot to supply the sleeping drugs!
(Kirby grunts angrily. Cut to outside the library)
Mario: Mama-mia...is there...no way home?!
Rosalina: Well...there is one other way.. Follow me.
(Cut back to inside the library.)
Bowser: (growls) ....uhhh....
(The camera changes angles to show the Lumas standing in front of him.)
Luma: BOO, YOU STINK!
(The camera changes angles back to Bowser. Kirby can be seen next to him.)
Bowser: Ohh! I'll read you a bedtime book I read to my little Bowser Jr.
(Cut to outside the library.)
Rosalina: Ah! Finally found it! (she's then holding a strange gun.)
Mario: Ooh! Spaghetti maker!!!
Rosalina: What? No! It's a wormhole generator. We can jump across the universe with this! Got it from a secret admirer.
Mario: Wait! Who???
(Mario then sees an Professor E. Gadd symbol on it.)
Mario: Oh... (E. Gadd appears, humping the air.)
Rosalina: Now listen...you must charge it for 90 seconds. (the screen then slightly zooms on Rosalina's head) Exactly 90 seconds...!
Mario: (picking up up the wormhole generator) Okey-dokey! Let's-a go!
Rosalina: Well OK then. Overcharging might lead to something horrible. I'll go check on the Lumas...
(Cut to Bowser inside, reading a story to the Luma(s).)
The cats nuzzle close to their kittens.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
(The camera angle changes to reveal that Bowser is reading Go the Fuck to Sleep.)
You're cozy and warm in you're bed, my dear. (a red Luma closes his eyes)
Please, go the fuck to sleep.
(Rosalina then enters the room.)
The windows are dark in the town, child.
I'll read you one very last book if you swear,
you'll go the fuck to sleep. (Kirby looks astonished.)
(Cut briefly to Mario charging the wormhole generator. A timer on the bottom-right shows it has been charging for about 23 seconds.)
(Cut to inside the library.)
Rosalina: (suddenly wakes up) Wah! How long have I been sleeping???
(Cut to Mario wearing a bra over his eyes. The generator has been charging for nearly 30 minutes.)
Mario: Oooh... hey, where'd everybody go?
Rosalina: Mario! Please tell me you shot the gun already!!!
Mario: What? Shoot the gun already? Okiedokie!
Rosalina: NOO! (she tries to stop him, but it is too late. He fires, and the recoil knocks them both down. A black hole appears in the sky.) You...created...a blackhole...
Mario: Oh come on. Same thing right?
(The black hole begins sucking the observatory in.)
Bowser: What's happenin?! :D (He then sees the black hole and screams.)
Rosalina: There's......there's...no way we can escape....
Mario: (screams) Oh! What's that! In the sky!!!
(Captain Steve appears in the sky.)
Captain Steve: HI GUYS!
Mario: Oh my god it's Captain Steve!!!!!!
Luma: Here to rescue us!!!
(Steve flies towards the black hole. Bowser cheers.)
Rosalina: ...you were saying?
Mario: ...okay. WWAAAAAH!
Bowser: Before we die pink thing...I must tell you...I STILL LOVE YOU!
(Bowser's satellite then appears in the sky and he (Bowser) notices it)
Bowser: Ohh! Scratch that! It's my baby!!!
(Cut to SMG3 at the lair, with a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Chain Chomp behind him. SMG3's phone rings, and he answers it.)
(Cut to Bowser.)
(Cut to SMG3.)
Bowser: (offscreen) Can you please mash every button you can see so you make the satellite do something?
(Cut to Bowser.)
Bowser: Oh yeah. Forgot to tell you I used your toothbrush as a toilet cleaner again.
(Cut to lair. SMG3 looks exasperated while a glass breaking sound plays. He starts attacking the monitor while screaming. Cut to observatory, where the satellite is spazzing out.)
Bowser: Works everytime.
(The satellite flies into the black hole, but does not fit inside and blocks it instead.)
Mario: Okey-dokey! (He hands the wormhole generator to Kirby.) Here, hold this for a second. Here we go!
(Kirby sees the wormhole generator as a lollipop and inhales/eats it)
(Kirby spits out a huge laser that sends the observatory flying away from the black hole. Cut to Mario, then to Bowser, both screaming while holding on to the Observatory. Cut to a part of the Observatory where Rosalina is seen flying and spinning from the left side of the screen. Cut to a shot of Earth, where the Observatory flies towards it, more precisely near North America. Cut to a shot of the Observatory falling while the sky starts to appear. Cut to Toadsworth sitting on a deck chair next to a palm tree on an sunny paradise island)
Toadsworth: Ahh. Yes...this is the life.
Peach: You know...it really is quiet without Mario...
Toadsworth: Yes. Well. It's not like Mario can just fall out of the sky. (The observatory then crash lands on the island) SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!
Peach: Aaahhhh! Mario!
(Rosalina, Bowser, Kirby, and Mario then appear)
Mario: (in voice dialogue, grunts) Mama F**ker! (in text dialogue) Alright! Who had the idea of putting me in the cannon?!
(Peach then points at Toadsworth.)
(Cut to inside the library of the observatory. Mario is shoving Toadsworth inside a lit fireplace. Rosalina and Peach are talking to each other, and Bowser is reading to Kirby and the Luma(s).)
...as I tiptoe away
And pray that you're fucking asleep.
The end! (The Luma(s) cheer)
(The outro then plays as the video ends.)