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SM64 Like a bowser (like a boss parody)

This is the Transcript and Lyrics for SM64: Like a bowser (like a boss parody) made by SMG4.

Intro (spoken)Edit

Interviewer: Mr. Bowser, thank you for coming to our evil villain interview.

Bowser: No problem. I'm Bowser.

Interviewer: So can you tell us about a day in the life of "Bowser"?

Bowser: Well, the first thing I do is...

SongEdit

Lyrics onlyEdit

Bowser:

Steal some stars! (Like a Bowser)

Order troops! (Like a Bowser)

Burn a village! (Like a Bowser)

Play some golf! (Like a Bowser)

Steal the princess! (Like a Bowser) (Peach: AHH!)

Punch Luigi! (Like a Bowser)

Scam some coins! (Like a Bowser)

Eat a mushroom! (Like a Bowser)

Hit on Peach! (Like a Bowser)

Get rejected! (Like a Bowser)

Cry sadly... (Like a Bowser)

Rick Astley! (Like a Bowser)

Push this lever! (Like a Bowser)

Justin Bieber! (Like a Bowser) (Has a screaming spasm)

Invade Mario's house! (Like a Bowser)

Demand a hug! (Like a Bowser)

Get my a$$ kicked! (Like a Bowser)

Date Daisy! (Like a Bowser)

She's a man!? (Like a Bowser)

What the hell!? (Like a Bowser)

Get fired! (Like a Bowser) (??? : BOWSER!)

Smoke some mushrooms! (Like a Bowser)

Crap on Mario's house! (Like a Bowser)

Hug my son! (Like a Bowser)

For some money!

(spoken) Goddammit, I can't do it! It's so gay!

(sung) Jump off the ledge! (Like a Bowser)

FRICKEN WEEGEE! (Like a Bowser)

Rage on Mario Kart! (Like a Bowser)

Turn into Superman! (Like a Bowser)

Fly around! (Like a Bowser)

Crash into Luigi! (Like a Bowser)

Now I'm DED. (Like a Bowser)

Lyrics and visualsEdit

Lyrics Visuals
Steal some stars! (Like a Bowser) Bowser runs away with some stars.
Order troops! (Like a Bowser) Bowser watches a Shy guy carry a trash bag.
Burn a village! (Like a Bowser) Bowser dances while Glowshire Kingdom burns in the background.
Play some golf! (Like a Bowser) Gameplay as Bowser from Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour.
Steal the princess! (Like a Bowser) (Peach: AHH!) Same as "Steal some stars!", except Bowser is holding Peach instead.
Punch Luigi! (Like a Bowser) A fist comes out of Bowser and hits Luigi.
Scam some coins! (Like a Bowser) Footage from Mario Party of Bowser stealing coins from Wario.
Eat a mushroom! (Like a Bowser) Bowser eats a 1-up mushroom, implied to have come from the dumpster in the background
Hit on Peach! (Like a Bowser) Peach turns around to see Bowser behind her.
Get rejected! (Like a Bowser) Peach runs from Bowser.
Cry sadly... (Like a Bowser) Bowser has a Forever Alone face.
Rick Astley! (Like a Bowser) Mario runs around while Bowser Astley dances in the background.
Push this lever! (Like a Bowser) Bowser jumps on a button.
Justin Bieber! (Like a Bowser) Bowser spazzes in front of a picture of JB.
Invade Mario's house! (Like a Bowser) Bowser is at Mario's house.
Demand a hug! (Like a Bowser) Bowser is inside Mario's house. Mario looks angry,
Get my a$$ kicked! (Like a Bowser) A random guy watches a messed-up looking Bowser "walk" by.
Date Daisy! (Like a Bowser) Bowser is dancing next to Daisy. Note that Daisy's hair is black here and not dark red like it usually is.
She's a man!? (Like a Bowser) Daisy's head is replaced with the old man's head.
What the hell!? (Like a Bowser) Bowser looks shocked.
Get fired! (Like a Bowser) (???: BOWSER!) Bowser's boss from Two evil friends appears on the TV.
Smoke some mushrooms! (Like a Bowser) Same as "Eat a mushroom!", except the mushroom is being put on a cigarette.
Crap on Mario's house! (Like a Bowser) Bowser is sitting on a toilet on Mario's house and reading a newspaper.)
Hug my son! (Like a Bowser) Bowser is looking at Bowser Jr.
For some money! Bowser Jr. is standing on a pile of money.
(spoken) Goddammit, I can't do it! It's so gay!
Jump off the ledge! (Like a Bowser) Bowser jumps off the ledge of the platform.
(cut to the interviewer, with a puzzled look on his face)
FRICKEN WEEGEE! (Like a Bowser) Same as "Crap on Mario's house!", except Weegee is peeking behind the toilet.
Rage on Mario Kart! (Like a Bowser) Footage of Bowser in 8th place, raging and spinning around in Mario Kart 64.
Turn into Superman! (Like a Bowser) The Superman logo appears on Bowser's chest with a flash of light.
Fly around! (Like a Bowser) Bowser is flying around.
Crash into Luigi! (Like a Bowser) Luigi is walking in front of the castle, and is run over by Bowser.
Now I'm DED. (Like a Bowser) Bowser falls over, presumably dead.

Outro (spoken)Edit

Interviewer: ...ummm... that's a normal day in the life of Bowser? You date a man and smoke mushrooms?

Bowser: You know it.

Interviewer: ...I don't even know why I'm here anymore.

Bowser: I'm Bowser.

Interviewer: Shut up, you said that, like, 9000 times already.

Bowser: I'm Bowser.

Interviewer: ...I'm gonna go now, bye. (leaves room)

Bowser: I'm Bowser.

Interviewer: (peeks around corner) SHUT UP!

Bowser: (sung) LIKE A BOWSER!

(outro)

End of Transcript

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