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SM64: Cooking with Bowser & Mario 2!
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SM64 Cooking with Bowser & Mario 2!

Season 4, Episode 30
Episode Info
Series Super Mario 64 Bloopers
Air date August 3rd, 2014
Idea by Unknown
Directed by SuperMarioGlitchy4
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SM64: Cooking with Bowser & Mario 2! is the second installment of the Cooking with Bowser and Mario! series and is a SM64 Blooper.

PlotEdit

The video starts off with Mario introducing himself and his new resturant to the viewer. After walking through the result of SMG4 getting bored in Gmod, Mario introduces Bowser to the viewer, who is obviously hard at work humping a melon. Mario is disturbed (who wouldn't be?) and gets Bowser back to actually cooking edible materials. Cue the title card!

Mario and Bowser first attempt to make Italian ravioli, the second best dish in the world. Mario tells Bowser to hand over the ingredients, but instead of buying the ingredients, he bought Doritos instead (thanks to the shop owner). Mario calls Doritos stupid and gets punched into a shelf of very expensive ingredients. Bowser throws a bag of Doritos onto the stove, which somehow transform into ravioli thanks to the power of good editing. Mario, somehow surviving one of Bowser's punches, attempts to consume the ravioli, but a plate of spaghetti sees him. The spaghetti, incapable of handling this "rejection", proceeds to shoot Mario with a machine gun for "cheating on" it.

Next the duo tries to make a Yoshi omelette. Mario spots some Yoshis and sets off an overly elaborate scheme. Dr. Robotnik gives Birdo a signal, who gives Link a signal to throw a rock at a Bob-omb near a Toad's table. The bob-omb blows up the Toad, causing him to panic and hit a "FIRE" button. Heavy runs through with a sandwich dangling from a ladder on his back, where he touches a button that summons toast. The Shy Guy manning the front desk then grabs the toast and hits a button that causes Bowser to descend from the ceiling... where he promptly breaks the table the Yoshis were sitting at. Oopsie. Then one of the Yoshis lays an egg. Back in the kitchen, Mario cracks the egg, only for James Doakes to come out of it and say "Surprise, motherf**ker." Mario is frightened by this.

There's still a lot of video left, so SMG4 has the two cook up some Old Man Soup. Mario calls in Bowser to help him find an old man. Bowser cocks a shotgun and follows Mario outside. Mario spots an old man and goes searching for him, while Bowser screams like a little girl. The old man brutally mangles Mario, so Bowser throws his shotgun at him rather than firing it. Bowser's grandmother shows up for some reason and tells him to "do the right thing". He then proceeds to use his fire breath... which somehow misses the old man and sets Mario ablaze. The old man starts chasing after Bowser, who attempts to escape but gets stuck in the doorway and is being rapidly assaulted by the old man. Mario says that "he's got you bro" and proceeds to use a tank to subdue the old man. One jump cut later, the old man is in a cage, Mario appears to be somewhat injured/exhausted/mortified, and Bowser has a missile up his butt. Mario tries to get the old man to make him soup, but he refuses. Mario then punches the old man, who poops out the soup and flies away. However, the soup was cold. This made Mario very angry, so he chases after the old man while shouting "YOU SON OF A B*TCH!".

Mario then tries to make "a simple dish", but is interrupted by an old lady who appears out of nowhere and yells "Raisins!". Mario tries to get the old lady to go away, but she pulls out a gun and aims it at Mario. The old lady then rambles off a list of raisin ingredients, which include: cottage cheese, medicine, a scroll, a football helmet, a graveyard, and an old man. Bowser appears in the kitchen and tries to tell Mario that there is a situation, but an axe gets thrown at him by the old lady. Mario follows Bowser outside, who reveals that the Shy Guy cashier isn't there anymore. Meanwhile, elsewhere in the resturant, SMG4 is demanding that he recieves a burrito. The Shy Guy cashier shows up at his table and realizes that he has toast on his tray, so he completely obliterates the table in an attempt to retrieve the toast. Mario decides that he has to be the cashier, leading to a short segment that's basically an SMG4-ized version of "Mario's Restaurant ".

The final "cooking" segment is a special guest segment. The special guest is Tinky Winky, who announces that he will be cooking Tubby Custard . Bowser comments on how this isn't going to end well, while Bowser Jr. appears in the background and acts like an average Gmod ragdoll. Tinky Winky reveals his assistant, Walter White, who proceeds to make a bowl of Tubby Custard behind curtains. Mario complains that he wants to watch Walter make the custard, so he runs past Tinky Winky's curtains. Walter White puts some weed into the Tubby Custard bowl. Mario proclaims that using plants to make Tubby Custard is boring and adds a mushroom to the unfinished bowl of custard. This causes an unusual chemical reaction to create Shrek, who emerges out of the pot and starts going crazy to Caramelldansen, trashing most of the restaurant and rockets out of the restaurant towards the moon.

Bowser announces to the viewer that the events that just happened were all they had time for, and he expresses regret that he couldn't show how he makes his famous "chili" biscuits. He eats a biscuit and farts fire, which burns a nearby Toad's flesh. Bowser wonders why Mario hasn't said anything and questions if he's alright. Mario is shown to be in a traumatic state after seeing mysterious symbols on Shrek and Tinky Winky that he believes are connected to the Illuminati. Mario snaps out of his weird state and yells "ILLUMINATI!". Dr. Robotnik hears this, shows up and asks what happened to his restaurant. Mario, Bowser, and the Shy Guy abscond after realizing that he figured out that they stole his restaurant from him, which is revealed to be "Pingas Restaurante". Afterwards, SMG4 is still demanding his burrito, then gets shot by Robotnik.

CharactersEdit

TriviaEdit

  • This is the sequel to "Cooking with Bowser and Mario".
  • According to this video, Ravioli are Mario's second favourite food (he said it was "the second best dish in the world").
  • When Bowser put Doritos bags on the oven, in fact, there are also Lay's crisps bags.
  • This is the first appearance of Shrek, Birdo and the Tubby Chef in SMG4's bloopers.
  • This is the third appearance of Bowser's grandmother. The first was "Cooking with Bowser and Mario" and the second was "SM64 guides: Toadsworth's How to - Princess".
  • When Bowser's grandmother disappears, she makes a Boo laugh.
  • When Tinky Winky says "Eh oh!" and "Tubby Custard", he has Po's voice instead of his own.
  • The scene with Luigi is inspired by a YouTube video called "Mario's Restaurant". It even had the audio from it.
  • When Shrek flies off to the moon, it can be said that it might be a reference to a YouTube video known as, "Check Yourself, Before You Shrek Yourself". The moon, despite being full in this blooper, can remember that the DreamWorks logo has a moon.
  • Running gags: SMG4 demanding a burrito and Toad getting burned.
  • The music playing when Bowser attempted to get the old man off of Mario by using his fire breath (which failed as he ended up setting Mario on fire) was the first opening of Attack On Titan.
  • In the "How to cook: Raisins?" moment, the old lady said random stuff and not real ingredients on cooking raisins.
    • This is a reference to a Game Grumps video.
  • When Mario yells "ILLUMINATI!!", you can notice that the same "ILLUMINATI!!" scream was used on the Smosh Video: How to be an YouTube Commenter.
    • This might possibly be an part of an running gag where a character uses random lines from Smosh videos.
      • The video also used the "AW SH*T HE FIGURED IT OUT" from a random Smosh video.
  • The Crazy Woman from Guards N' Retards appears, but she has the Old Lady sprite from Pokémon instead of a model from Goldeneye 007.
  • When Mario is frightened by James Doakes and the Illuminati symbol, the X-Files theme plays.
  • This blooper has the most cameos.

ErrorsEdit

  • Dr. Robotnik assisted Bowser in getting the ingredients for the Yoshi omelet, but was unaware that it was his restaurant.

TranscriptEdit

(The intro opens with Mario, lying on his side and smiling)

Mario: Hello, its-a me Mario! you remember me? The ultimate chef? I owned that great kitchen on that island!

(A Video of Mario's old kitchen on fire appears while in the background Mario screams. Afterwards, the next scene's camera angle shows Mario in front of a building that had a sign that read "Mario Restaurante")

Mario: Now me and Bowser own a awesome diner!

(Mario chuckles and walks inside, meeting up with the Toasty Shy Guy as a cashier)

Mario: hey toast shy guy cashier!

Toast Shy Guy: YEAH TOAST!

(In the background, Waluigi randomly shouting and spazzing out can be heard)

Mario: Movin' on the ground, movin' on the ground. beautiful isn't it? *walks into the kitchen* and oh look! bowser is hard at work! just watch and learn from the master.

(Bowser is wearing a chef's hat, staring at a melon)

Bowser: *growls then chuckles* Hey baby.

(Bowser starts humping the watermeleon, singing "Boombastic", making Mario freak out)

Mario: *freaked out* NO MAN! WHAT THE F*CK?!

Bowser: What? You don´t like melon? I Love melon!

(Title appears while bowser says "don't give me that look")

  • How to cook: Italian Ravioli

Mario: Yeepe! first letsa make the second best dish in the world! Lets a go! bowser! you have the ingredients ready?

Bowser: uhh yeah sure...

(Bowser throws Doritos on the shelf)

Mario: that is Doritos, not the ingredients.

Bowser: *shakes his head* Nope. ehh the ingredients shop said Doritos are better than normal dough

Mario: Doritos are stupid, stupid, stupid!

(Bowser does the Dramatic Chipmunk stare,then throws Mario at the shelf and tosses the Doritos on the stove, which suddenly turn into a plate of ravioli)

Bowser: *has shades on and sings, whille dancing around* Umm I'm the best, umm I'm the best, umm I'm the beeeeeeeest! (While GTA San Andreas Music plays)

Mario: Mamma-mia... *walks to the ravioli* Hey I'm-a hungry.

(Then a plate of spaghetti comes in the room while Mario eats the Ravioli)

Mario: *notices the spaghetti and panics* Uh oh!

Spaghetti: *gasps* I THOUGH WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIALLLLLLL!!!!

Mario: I can explain!

(Spaghetti then takes a Minigun and shoots Mario out of the room while he screams)

  • How to Cook: Yoshi omelette

(Cut to a group of Yoshis at a table)

Text: TARGET ACQUIRED

Mario: GO GO GO!

Ivo Robotnik: Ok!

(Robotnik/Eggman gives a thumbs up at Birdo, who then points at Link)

Link: Hiya! *throws a rock at a Bob-Omb near Toad*

(Bob-Omb activates and it explodes, burning Toad who,in a fit of terror, turns on the Fire button)

Heavy: *runs across the room, with a sandwich in front of his head*Yatatatatata, Yatatatatatata, Dududamdam... *steps on a button on the floor and it explodes* Kaboom!

(A piece of toast appears, but misses the button in front of Toast Shy Guy)

Toast Shy Guy: TOAST! (lunges out for the toast,then hits the button)

(Bowser hangs from the slowly lowering rope down to the yoshis but fails and smashes the table)

Bowser: Sh*t!

(Yoshi poops out an egg then bowser takes it and does a victory dance and gives it to Mario)

Mario: now you just have to crack the egg and boil!

(Mario cracks the egg,suddenly James Doakes comes out and says Surprise mother f*cker! Mario is terrified while the X-Files Music plays in the background)

  • How to cook: Old Man soup

Mario: we're going to make juicy soup now!! to make it! we're going to need an old man! BOWSER! Ready to go look for an old man?

(Cut to Bowser holding a gun)

Bowser: Let's do this!

(Cut to Mario sneaking out the door)

Bowser: (visibly scared) UUH,SOMEBODY!?

Mario: Mama-Mia-- (spots the old man) There's a Pokemon!

Old Man: POOTIS! (hides)

Mario: Get that motherf*cker! (chases the Old Man while Bowser screams like a little girl) Come here, fishy fishy! Here, fishy fishy!

(The Old Man jumpscares Mario and latches onto his face while shouting random gibberish)

Mario: AHH, JESUS CHRIST! GET IT OFF!!!

Bowser: Oh, sh*t! (throws a gun at the Old Man but it barely stuns him)

(Mario screams while Bowser panics and tries to do something, suddenly Bowser's Grandma appears out of nowhere)

Bowser's Grandma: Hey, be a man! Do the right thing! (disappears)

Bowser: *gets brave* SHOWTIME! (starts breathing fire while a crowd screams and the Attack on Titan theme plays, as the fire disappears, Mario is on fire and screaming then the Old Man chases him) Ah, sh*t! (runs away then bursts through the door) HALLLP MEEE!!!

Shy Guy Cashier: Dafuq?

(the Old Man starts to bash Bowser's a*s)

Bowser: Hey! What was that? OW! HEY, CUT THAT OUT! My a*s, IT FEELS SORE!

Mario: IT'S OKAY, I GOT YOU BRO!

Bowser: OH GOOD! What are you going to do? (no reply) uh, Mario?

(Camera pan out to Mario on top of a large tank)

Mario: INCOMING--!!!

Bowser: (screams something along the lines of "NO DON'T DO IT")

(Cut to inside the kitchen, when Mario finally captures the old man, having him in a cage)

Mario: Ohh...Mama-mia.

Dr. Mario: Alright, now let's see the damage.

(Pan out to show Bowser with an MK-42 missile up his a$$)

Dr. Mario: HOLY CRAP!

Mario: (grunts) IT'S TIME TO MAKE OLD MAN SOUP!

(Mario asks the Old Man to make him soup, but he says no. Then, Mario punches the Old Man, and he farts out the soup and leaves.)

Mario: *visibly tired* And that's how YOU FRICKEN make Old Man soup.

(Mario tastes the Old Man soup)

Mario: MAMAF**KER! HEY! This soup is cold! YOU SON OF A BI-

  • How to cook:...Raisins?

Mario: Now a simple dish! We're gonna make--

(Suddenly the old lady appears beside Mario)

Old Lady: RAISINS!

Mario: No! Hey, stinky!

(Old Lady points a gun at Mario)

Mario: *squeals,then ducks* Okay, thanks...

(The old lady then starts spazzing out as "ingredients" appear)

Text: How to make...raisins?

- Cottage Cheese

-Medicine

-Scroll

-Football Helmet

-Graveyard

-Old Man

(sexy music while an old man scrolls across the screen)

(Cut to a door,which opens to reveal Bowser)

Bowser: Mario..uhh we have a problem.

(an ax is thrown at Bowser, but it hits the wall)

Bowser: (jumps back) WHOA!

Old Lady: (going full spazz mode) RAISINS!!

Mario: Ehh, don't ask...

(Cut to the cash register desk)

Mario: WAH? What do you mean the Shy Guy cashier is gone?!

Bowser: He's just not here!

(Cut to SMG4 with a tray of fries and toast)

SMG4: *ranting* Where's my burrito!? Where's my burrito!? Where's my burrito! (turns around to see Shy Guy staring at him) WTF do you want!?

Shy Guy: TOAST!! (goes crazy and knocks over SMG4's table and him)

(Cut back to a drunk-looking Mario,while Shy Guy spews out fire and flies crazily around the room.)

Mario: Mama mia... Well I'll do cashier for a while then... Someone is going to need to show our awesome cooking!

(Cut to Mario behind the register, taking over as the cashier as he hums the Super Mario Bros theme. Just then, Luigi enters and meets Mario at the register.)

Luigi: Hey Mario!

Mario: Hello sir! Welcome to Mario's Restaurante!

(Cut to Luigi behind a Mario Party-like wallpaper)

Mario: *off screen* We have-a pizza pie, spaghetti, meatballs... (the food items appear above Luigi as Mario explains)

Luigi: I want to buy a burger!

Mario: *looks mad* This is Italian food! We don't have that stuff!

(Luigi suddenly grows bigger and has a Weegee face, scaring Mario)

Luigi: *in a demonic voice* I... WANT A BURGER!!!

Mario: No Luigi! I, don't sell burgers here!

(Cut to Luigi behind a fiery background)

Luigi: THEN YOU CAN GO TO H*LL MARIO!

Mario: Eep!!

(Mario gets scared, as a gun cocking sound is heard off-screen, making Mario duck behind the register before a gunshot blows it up. Luigi then turns around to see a guy by the door with a wheelbarrow full of burgers.)

Burger Guy: Burgers!

(Luigi pulls out a shotgun, having a Weegee face again.)

Luigi: I want to buy a pizza pie! (Freaking Hypocrite! XD)

(The burger guy gets scared and runs out of the restaurant, screaming)

  • Special Guest Chef!

(Cut to Mario in the kitchen)

Mario: *chuckles* It is now time to bring our special guest chef!

(Cut to a purple Teletubby, with a news microphone moving towards it)

Mario: *off screen* Presenting tubby chef!

Tubby Chef: Hello!

Mario: *has the microphone* What will you be cooking for us today?

Tubby Chef: *has the microphone again* Tubbycustard!

Mario: Wonderful! (which is ironic because Mario normally hates Tubbycustard.)

(Bowser is seen, taking cover from behind a counter.)

Bowser: This isn't going to end well...

(Bowser Jr. appears, nudging himself against Bowser)

Bowser Jr.: Ew, I just can't find my way around this faaaatso!

(Cut to Tubby Chef, skipping out of a doorway and through the kitchen, singing "Candy Man" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

Tubby Chef: Who can take the sunrise...

(Tubby Chef slides past Luigi, spreading sparkles in his face)

Tubby Chef: Sprinkle in the dew...

Luigi: Wha?! *turns around and sneezes* Achoo!!

(Tubby Chef dances near a counter and then on top of a bowl, weirding out Mario)

Tubby Chef: Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two...

(Tubby Chef pops up in front of Bowser, as he replaces "Candy Man" in the song with "Teletubies", before dancing again. He then goes over to a man, wearing a black suit and puts his right arm around his shoulder.)

Tubby Chef: The Candy Man can... *spreads out his left arm*

Mario: Uhh, who the hell is that guy?

Bowser: Oh! He said he assists the chef.

(The man goes deeper into the kitchen, towards a counter, while Tubby Chef is still dancing and red curtains cover up the man and the back of the kitchen. Just then, a sign drops down that reads "Do Not Enter" along with another one, popping up, that read "Top Secret", making Mario angry.),

Mario: Hey! Mammaf*cker! I want to see the tubby custard get made!

(Mario grunts angrily and runs past Tubby Chef and to the back of the kitchen, where the man was making the Tubbycustard.)

Mario: Whoa!

(Cut to the Man, throwing weed in the bowl of Tubbycustard.)

Man: Smoke weed everyday!

Mario: You use plants to make tubbycustard? That's boring! Let me spice things up!

(Mario runs to in front of the bowl)

Mario: No wonder they smell like crap! I know a cool trick!

(Mario pulls out a red mushroom and throws it in the bowl)

Mario: Just add a bit of mushrooms :D

Man: *panics* NO! WAIT WAIT WAIT!

(The bowl starts to shake violently, scaring Mario and making the man run out of the kitchen.)

Man: RUN B*TCH! RUUUN!!!

Bowser: NO, I DON'T WANNA DIE!

Tubby Chef: FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT!

Mario: Holy sh*t! What do I do?!

(Roaring is heard from the bowl, as Shrek starts to slowly emerge from it, making everyone scream in a spazzing fit of terror. Eventually, Shrek is fully out of the bowl and looking around as the room grows silent and everyone is nervously staring at him. The camera starts to zoom into his face until, after a few seconds, it suddenly becomes disfigured while Caramelldansen starts playing in the background. He starts spazzing out in front of the table, scaring Mario.)

Mario: Wah!?

(Shrek flies onto Bowser's face and then all over the kitchen, knocking over everything in sight, including Bowser. He bursts through the kitchen door and into the dining room, casuing chaos as he destroys an occupied table and goes on top of another one, dancing while Mario and Bowser stare at him. Afterwards, Shrek spazzes across the room with the background spiraling behind him.)

SMG4: Where's my burri- OW!

(Shrek crashes into SMG4's table and interrupts his ranting before spazzing out on the Yoshi's table, hitting the red Yoshi, makes out with Waluigi then appears in front of a Caramelldansen background, dancing to the song. Finally, he bursts out of the restaurant entrance and flies to the moon. Mario and Bowser are then seen outside the door, looking up at the sky where Shrek once was.)

Bowser: Okay then...

(Cut to Mario and Bowser back in the dinning room, with Mario looking a bit possessed)

Bowser: Well that's all the time we have for cooking folks! It's sad I know. We missed out on my famous chilli biscuits.

(Bowser pulls out a chili biscuit, which looks like an angry sun, and eats it before almost immediately turning red from the heat.)

Bowser: Hmm? Uh oh...

(Bowser groans loudly as he farts out a large stream of fire, straight at a nearby Toad, who got burned to the point where he turned into a skeleton.)

Bowser: *turns to the burned Toad* Sorry! *turns back to the camera* Anyway, Mario any last words before we go?

(Bowser turned to Mario for a response but received no reply as Mario sat there, still looking possessed.)

Bowser: Uhhh, Mario? You alright?

(The camera zooms in on Mario before flashbacks to earlier scenes of the blooper appear, including the scene with Shrek dancing with a Caramelldansen background and the scene with Tubby Chef being interviewed, but each one had a Illuminati pyramid in it, on Shrek's hand and Tubby Chef's upside-down triangle antennae. Afterwards, Mario starts violently spazzing out.)

Mario: ILLUMINATI!!!

(Just then, Eggman comes into the dining room and he wasn't happy one bit with the mess.)

Dr.Eggman: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREAKING RESTAURANT?!

Mario: *scared* Aw sh*t! He figured it out!

(Mario and Bowser both run out of the restaurant, screaming, with Toast Shy Guy following close behind. After they left, the sign on the outside wall, that read "Mario Restaurante", fell off and revealed the real sign that was behind it, that read "Pingas Restaurante.)

Dr.Eggman: Ugh... How could I let this happen?

(However, SMG4 was still in the restaurant, appearing near Eggman and continued ranting.)

SMG4: Where's my burrito!? Where's my burrito!? Where's my burrito!?

(Eggman had enough, took out a gun and shot SMG4.)

SMG4: OW!!!

(End of blooper)

Characters
Characters
Main characters
Mario · SuperMarioGlitchy4

Major characters
Bowser · Luigi · Princess Peach · Steve · Toad · Waluigi · Wario


Recurring characters
Dr. Mario · Lakitu · Policemen · Narrator · Old Man Hobo · Rocks · Shy Guy · SuperMarioGlitchy3 · Teletubbies · Weegee · Yoshi


Other YouTubers
AustinDawgyDawg · CrimsonMan5 · DatVoiceGuy · DannyPhantom911 · EpicYoshiFan · FightingMario54321 · GageDawg · Geofcraze 634 · Hitkid96fan · Kw977 · LegoGuy77777 · Lilyncookies · MarioMario54321 · MarioMario761 · MarioStar92 · MejiaCantilloGustavo · Megaman765 · Nintendofan997 · Oscarm00 · PhazonMario · Pinkolol16 · Roprinplup14 · Ruffman8890 · Schm2000 · Starman3 · SuperMarioFan590 · SuperMegaUltraSonicX16475 · Superstarxalien169


Minor characters
Baby Luigi · Baby Mario · Ben · Big Bully · Bob-omb · Boo · Bonnie the Bunny · Bot · Bowser Jr. · Bully · Chain Chomp · Chica the Chicken · Chuck-ya · Crazy Chinese Guy · Crazy Toilet Dude · Daisy · Derpy the Mailman · Donkey Kong · Dr. Kleiner · Dumbledore · Eyerok · Female Steve · Frankie · Freddy Fazbear · Foxy the Pirate Fox · God · Golden Freddy · Good Star · Goomba · Gourmet Guy · Hagrid · Harry Potter · Heavy Weapons Guy · Hello Kitty · James Doakes · Jigglypuff · John · John Geyham · Justin Bieber · King Bob-omb · Kirby · Koopa Troopa · Link · Luma · Mad Piano · Mario Head · Notch · Professor E. Gadd · R2-D2 · Ronald McDonald · Rosalina · Samus Aran · Shrek · Shy Guys · Spike · Stacy · Toad Barrage · Toad Birds · Toad Guards · Toad Priest · Toadette · Toadsworth · Toadwardo · Villager · Wizard · X · Ztar


One time characters
Alex and Derrick · Bandit · Barbie · Barbie's son · Batman · Bill Cosby · Bobby · Bowser's Boss · Bowser's Mom · Buzz Lightyear · Brains · Bully Boss · Cap'n LardButt · Captain Steve · Colonel Sanders · Conker the Squirrel · Crazy Japanese Guy · Cube the Penguin · Don · Dorito Guy · Driving Guy · Enderdragon · Game Reviewer · Gay Luigi · Giant Mario · Goombs · Guy (0% of Spaghetti) · Blue Guy · Hall-9000 · Herobrine Persson · King Pipe · Mario's 4 emotions · Mario's Camel · Mario's Conscience · MarioMario54321 X · Mike · Miss Tubby · Miyamoto's Ghost · Mr. Toilet · OiramOiram12345 X · Omochao · Pedobear · Pipes · Prince Big Whoop · Prince Steve · Princess Peach Robot · Queen Stephe · Ragnarok · Robotnik Horse · S.M.G Club members · Scatman John · SMG1 · SMGDJ · Slenderman · SuperLuigiGlitchy4 · SwagTubby · The Bomber · The Imposter · The Spaghetti Fairy · Toad Babeh · Toad Bravo · Toad Bewbs · Tubby Bison · The Tubby Custard Salesman · Tubby Chef · Tubby Wonka · Trevor Phillips · Woody · Virus · Y


Guards N' Retards characters
Main: Chris · Swagmaster69696969696
Other: Agent Biker · Butt Ninja · Crazy Woman · Greg · Morgan Freeman · Pointy Boob Lady · Reymon D. Gai · Sergeant Mark · Tubbie Wonka


Super Pokeman 64 characters
Gary "DICKS" Oak · Pikachu · Professor Oak


Sonic the Derphog characters
Main: Dr. Eggman/Robotnik · Sonic
Other: Amy Rose · Dr. Tubby Robotnik · Eggbot 2000 · Miles "Tails" Prower · Omochao · Shadow the Hedgehog


Other
Real Life SMG4/Luke Lerdwichagul

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