|Retarded64: Revenge of freddy's spaghettria.|
|Season 5, Episode 26|
|Series||Super Mario 64 Bloopers|
|Air date||August 9th, 2015|
| DerpTV: Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow
| SM64 Bloopers: Shy Guy Showdown
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Retarded64: Revenge of Freddy's Spaghettria., often more simply called Revenge of Freddy's Spaghettria, is the 239th video released by SuperMarioGlitchy4, the second and final sequel to "Retarded64: Freddy's Spaghettiria", and the 14th episode in the Retarded64 series.
Mario is back at Freddy's Spaghettria, but he is not alone, because Luigi was forced to come along. Now the Mario Bros. will brace themselves for Springtrap and the phantom animatronics are coming to get them.
Everyone in Princess Peach's castle is asleep but then Mario sneaks into SMG4's room and uses the computer. However, SMG4 woke up, having heard the noise from the computer, and catches Mario red-handed, who was searching pictures of spaghetti since the spaghetti stores were closed. SMG4 gets mad and tries to pull Mario from the computer but Mario held on tightly, which eventually caused them to drag it to the floor and accidentally set it on a Spaghetti News webpage. Mario gets interested and scrolls through a few articles until he finds one about the old, closed-down Freddy's Spaghettiria still having spaghetti inside. Mario was totally sold now, with gleaming eyes, and is determined to get the spaghetti until Chica pops in the room saying "Pizza" and gets a computer thrown in her face.
Mario sets off for the spaghettiria, in a van and taking Luigi with him as a sacrifice, against his will. Luigi wanted no part of this but Mario revealed that he completely chained up his door, preventing him from escaping, much to his dismay. The two finally reach the spaghettiria, called "Fredbear and Friends Spaghetti" and go inside while Chica, who was secretly following them the whole time, was outside, near the van.
Mario and Luigi, who was holding a chainsaw in fear, enter the spaghettria. While looking around, and passing a sign that read that the spaghettiria was redesigned for Fazbear's Fright (setting the reference to Five Nights at Freddy's 3), Mario finds a box filled with animatronic heads in the security office. Mario gets a Bonnie Head and uses it to scare Luigi, who was passing by the office, into exploding.
Outside of the restuarant, Chica is idly looking around for pizza. She then notices a "Pizza Bros" truck passing by and jumps onto the windshield, scaring the driver and sending the truck flying to in front of the spaghetiria door, causing it to block the spaghettiria exit.
Mario looks in the fridge, inside of the office, for spaghetti but he only finds other stuff, such as a skull, Pingas Chips (AW HEEELLLL NO! XD), and an Old Man. Luigi became nervous and tells Mario to just leave since there is no spaghetti. Mario was discouraged and suddenly agreed to this, making Luigi do a victory dance through the hallway and bonk into Springtrap. Luigi became so scared that his head shrank and then Phantom Balloon Boy came in, making Mario mad. Springtrap threatens to kill them and the Mario Bros. attempt make a break out of the spaghettira. However, Mario trips and Luigi leaves him behind, causing him to get caught by Springtrap. Luigi tries to escape out the front door, but thanks to the truck that got knocked over, via Chica, he is unable to escape.
Unable to escape and saddened that he and Mario got separated, Luigi suddenly heard the phone rings, answers "hello," then hangs up abruptly. Then "What Does the Fox Says?" starts playing from the phone and Luigi starts to relax and dance to the music. While Luigi had his guard down, Phantom Foxy appears out of nowhere and scares Luigi, making him explode into a coin.
When Luigi was trying to make an escape, Phantom Balloon Boy and Phantom Freddy appear and surround him. After a while, Luigi had enough and pulls out his Poltergust 3000 causing the Phantom animatronics to panic and try to run away. Phantom Balloon Boy gets sucked in his Poltergust but Phantom Freddy jumps out of the window and Phantom Foxy walks out of the room, wearing shades and signing "F*ck this Sh*t, I'm Out." Before Luigi could get a moment to relax, Springtrap suddenly comes and Luigi tries to use his Poltergust at him, to no avail. Springtrap grew overconfident and started boasting, which made Luigi just throw the Poltergust at his head and knock him down.
Luigi took a precautionary approach and used a tablet to access the surveillance camera, checking for any sign of the animatronics. Later, he saw Springtrap walking towards the office and grew nervous but he noticed a "Play Sound" button behind him and presses it, which plays an audio clip in the room Springtrap was in. As soon as he heard "Let's play some Super Mario PINGAS!" from the audio clip, Springtrap goes wild and runs to the room where he heard it from. Luigi notices this from the camera and starts pressing the button three more times, causing Springtrap to excitedly run back and forth between rooms. Luigi press the button once more but the sound didn't play due to an Audio Error. He then tries the camera again but it shuts off and gets a Video Error.
Luigi appeared to be out of options but then a Maintenance Panel flips up and activates behind him, giving him options to reboot the camera, sound and ventilation. He scrolls down further, to find two more options, and picks the "ENABLE SOUND RAPE" option, which made Mangle pop out from a vent and let out an loud, annoying scream and hurt Luigi's ears. He and then picks "EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN", which displayed a derpy Balloon Boy and the text "Shutting Down..." above him, while "Never Gonna Give You Up," Mario Paint style, started playing. Before long, the maintenance panel exploded in front of Luigi.
Afterwards, Luigi suddenly saw Springtrap at the doorway and froze in fear. The two had a stare-off for a good, few seconds, making different faces at each other, but then a Ventilation Error occurred, causing an alarm to go off and red lights flashing in the room before the room faded in and out. Luigi turns to notice that Springtrap had disappeared from his spot, indicating that he was just an hallucination, and he starts panicking.
Luigi goes spiritual, having lit candles in the room and an unknown symbol on the wall, and he holds a cross, trying to dispel the "spirits" from the room. Just then, Springtrap appeared at the end of the hallway, right behind Luigi, and starts chasing him again. Before he could get close enough, Phantom Foxy pops up, out of no where, and trips Springtrap, making him hurt himself and continuously complain about the injury.
Luigi was glad to see Springtrap down for the count and starts celebrating. Luigi then heard Mario's voice, from another room, and immediately followed it to find his separated brother. However, he received a shock when he saw that Mario was now in the form of a robot, Animatronic Mario. Luigi was getting nervous but then Mario activates a SPAGHETTI.EXE program and suddenly pictured Luigi as spaghetti. With that, Mario pulled out a rocket launcher and opened fired on Luigi, who didn't hesitate on making a immediate get away from the room. Mario continued attacking Luigi and chased him through the spaghettiria.
Luigi then saw his Poltergust and Phantom Balloon Boy was still stuck in it, so he decided to go back and face Mario. Before Mario could fire at him, Luigi got out his clogged Poltergust and changed the setting from Suction to Blow, firing Phantom Balloon Boy at Mario, who took a direct hit. When he got back up, Mario was heavily damaged with a "critical error" but before he could do anything, Luigi got right up in his face and punched him, finishing Mario off as "SPAGHETTI.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING."
Luigi was worried that Mario might have been down for good but he slowly got back up, glitching out a bit, and looked at Luigi before suddenly getting naked and dancing around, apparently back to his old self again. Luigi was relieved to have his brother back.
Springtrap hasn't moved from his spot, still complaining about the injury he got from when Phantom Foxy tripped him.
Mario started to leave the room, which made Luigi immediately interrogate him on where he was going. He tells him that he was going to get his body back and warns him not to die as he sets off.
He teleports to "Phantom Animatronics Lounge", Mangle asks Phantom Bonnie what's the most annoying sound in the world, and then screams, which causes Phantom Bonnie's head to explode.
It was also The Puppet's birthday, and then all of a sudden a notification popped up saying "Animatronic needed", so Phantom Freddy teleports to Luigi, and then pops up and says "Peek-ka-boo", which scares Luigi and causes him to explode. Then he teleports back and presses a button labeled "easy" on it.
Mario then walks inside the lounge, and goes to Phantom Chica to ask for his body back, but Phantom Chica refuses until he gives him 1 million pizza, Mario tells Phantom Chica to bring him to his boss. Phantom Chica still refuses while keep saying "Pizza," which causes Mario to say "Say pizza again".
Phantom Chica spazzed out and kept saying "Pizza", Mario threw Phantom Chica to Puppet's table which breaks, and it made his cake fall on the floor, which causes The Puppet to go crazy. Mario sneaks in while The Puppet throws a fit, and Phantom Chica kept saying "Pizza".
Mario then saw a door that says "do not enter".
Mario enters the door anyway, he saw Purple Man, and the Purple Man didn't program him to come back, and also tells Mario he ain't getting his body back, Mario then gets naked.
And then he sings a part of "lot'sa spaghetti", and infinite spaghetti hits the Purple Man, who escapes to the pipe, he then sees Luigi, and just says "what's up?", Mario also got in the pipe and landed on Purple Man, who escapes again.
He then exclaims that he won't be taken alive and so he runs away from Mario and Luigi to hide from them.
While Springtrap was still complaining about his injury for two hours, Purple Man finds him, so then he gets out a remote and shuts down Springtrap, and then he gets inside him. But then an malfunction occurs, and his final words were: "I am ded, not big surprise". And then Purple Man dies, so Mario says "Congratulations."
Mario blows up the door with dynamite and then wonders where his body is. Then, his body (which is on fire) comes flying out of nowhere. Then he says: "Oh there it is." After that, he picks it up and tells Luigi he will get Professor E. Gadd to fix it, and then they walk away from the spaghettria, which is now ablaze. At the end of the video, Chica appears out of nowhere and starts singing "It's Getting Hot In Here."
Note: This list is maybe incomplete.
- Animatronic Mario (debut)
- Phantom Freddy Fazbear
- Chica the Chicken (both actual and phantom)
- Phantom Foxy the Pirate Fox
- Phantom Bonnie the Bunny
- Phantom Balloon Boy
- Purple Man
- The Puppet
- Princess Peach (cameo)
- Toadsworth (cameo)
- SuperMarioGlitchy4 (minor)
- Mangle (minor)
- Golden Freddy (cameo)
- AeroBlast43o9 gets a big credit for creating the exterior to the fredbears fright map in SM64.
- stupidmariobros#1fan gets a big credit for the mario animatronic model.
- Instead of using the phantom animatronic models, SMG4 just inverted the original animatronics' colors.
- Also in FNaF 3 Bonnie doesn't have a Phantom (as he never appeared in the game itself), however in this video he has one.
- Mangle and the Puppet also don't have their own Phantom in the video, even though in the 3rd game they have one.
- Also in FNaF 3 Bonnie doesn't have a Phantom (as he never appeared in the game itself), however in this video he has one.
- This is the 2nd video to have a "shrink head" gag, the first being "Retarded64: Princess Capturing Simulator.".
- This is also the 2nd video to show a robotic computer screen, the first being "Retarded64: Return to Freddy's Spaghettiria".
- SMG4 confirmed in the comments section of "Mariotale - If Mario was in... Undertale." that this is the final installment of the "Freddy's Spaghetteria" series.
(Retarded64 remastered intro: The intro appears with the Nintendo 64 label and icon coming up onto the screen. However, after a few seconds, the word "Nintendo" explodes and is replace by "Retarded", as the Nintendo 64 icon falls off the screen, creating the Retarded 64 title screen)
Mario: *off screen* Mammaf*cker!
(The setting starts at Princess Peach's castle at night, and everyone is currently asleep. Peach is asleep on a bed, near a fish tank, Toadsworth is sleeping in a dog house, next to a dog water dish and snoring, and SMG4 is asleep in his room (the Secret Slide access room). Just then, a shadowy figure enters SMG4's room and sneaks pasts him, tiptoeing to his computer, which he left on. The shadow figure starts typing on the keyboard, which makes SMG4 jump up, now awake.)
(Looking a bit mad, SMG4 sneaks over to the computer and eventually turns the light on, revealing the shadow figure to be a naked Mario, who, in shock that he got busted, hurriedly gets rid of several pictures of spaghetti off of SMG4's computer.)
Mario: Wah!! Sh*t! Close close close close!
SMG4: Goddammit Mario!
Mario: Hey! I can't do this at my house! Luigi will know!
(Luigi appears in the room, peeping from the small hallway from the door)
Luigi: I already know, stupid!
(SMG4 looks annoyed and runs over to Mario)
SMG4: Come here!!
(SMG4 grabs Mario's feet and tries to pull him away from the computer. Mario holds on to the computer and struggles to stay put.)
Mario: *screams* NO! PLEASE! ALL THE SPAGHETTI STORES ARE CLOSED! I NEED THIS!
(After a few seconds of struggle, Mario ends up dragging the table with him, sending the computer flying and the monitor falls to the ground. It glitches out for a bit before switching to a webpage titled "Spaghetti New", immediately interesting Mario as his eyes went big.)
(Mario scrolls down the site and looks at a few articles, including the "Man Creates Nuclear Spaghetti" article, then the "Spaghetti Monster Terrorizes City" article, until he gets to the "Shut Down Spaghettria May Still Contain Spaghetti?" article, and then Mario gets interested to see that. The article says "This just in! The Freddy's Spaghettria company had stated that there is spaghetti still containing in one of their old locations! HORY CRAP. Mario was now completely sold as soon as he was done reading.)
Mario: HA HA HA! Wa-ha! An old place of that stupid bear company still has spaghetti? AW HELL YES!!
(Mario turns to SMG4)
Mario: OH! You know what this means!?
(SMG4 doesn't know what Mario is talking about, and then Chica the Chicken appears out of nowhere)
(Mario gets mad and throws SMG4's PC at Chica)
(Cuts to the scene outside, in a city area, where Mario is driving in a van. Inside the van, Mario isn't alone, Luigi is also there, looking scared.)
Luigi: M-M-Mario... Why'd you bring me along? (Starts crying)
Mario: Hey stinky! You're a sacrifice, of course!
Luigi: WAAAH! How...about you just drop me off here?
'(Mario turns to Luigi, smiling.)
Mario: I'm-a don't think you can do that.
(Luigi then notices that the door next to him is locked up tight with chains and a padlock)
Luigi: Hmm? (Screams in panic)
(The Mario Bros. have arrived in front of "FREDBEAR and FRIENDS SPAGHETTIRIA", closed down.)
Mario: (Gets out of the van) Here we go! (Turns to Luigi) Hey, what's-a taking so long?!
Luigi: (Crawling with fear) Mama mia.
(Just then, Chica appears behind the van)
(Mario goes inside the Spaghettiria in hopes to get some spaghetti.)
Mario: (Turns to Luigi) Luigi, come on!
(Luigi tries to catch up to Mario as he is holding a chainsaw while shaking in fear)
Mario: Hmmmm... This is a weird spaghettria...
(There is a Notice sign with an angry face that says "THIS SPAGHETTRIA HAS BEEN REDESIGNED FOR FAZBEAR'S FRIGHT. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING. Cuts to the part where Mario looks at the animatronics' masks.)
(Luigi is still shaking in fear)
Mario (off-screen): Hey, Luigi!
(Luigi turns to Mario)
Mario: (wears a Bonnie mask) Peek-a-boo!
Luigi: (Screams in fear and explodes)
(Cuts to the scene outside Freddy's Spaghettiria, where Chica is clucking.)
Chica: Bawk, bawk bawk, bawk bawk bawk bawk! Bawk bawk!
(Chica then notices a truck with a sign that says "The Pizza Bros." next to the pizza image. The delivery guy is driving, until he sees Chica out of nowhere.)
(The Pizza bros. truck then crashes in front of the door of Freddy's Spaghettiria)
(Cuts back to Mario, trying to find spaghetti.)
Mario: Hmm? (Looks at some dead man's skull) No! (Throws the skull to the floor and grabs the "Pingas Pringles-style") Oh hell no! (Throws the "Pingas Pringles-style" to the floor and grabs an Old Man)
Old Man: Feed me!
Mario: Mamaf*cker! (Throws the Old Man to the floor) Mama mia! Goddangit! Where the heck is the spaghetti???
Luigi: Maariooooo! Let's-a-go!
Mario: (Grunts) Fine! Let's go!
(Luigi laughs and does his victory dance)
Luigi: Oh-ho ha ha ha ha! Go Weegee, go Weegee! Weegee, Weegee! Oh yeah, oh yeah! (Crashes into someone in front of him) Wah! Hmm?
(The mysterious figure is Springtrap, laughing in front of Luigi. Luigi looks so scared he shrinks his own head.)
Springtrap: (Starts blabbering)
(Suddenly, Balloon Boy appears out of nowhere, only this time he is a phantom animatronic.)
Phantom Balloon Boy: Oh! Hey Mario!
Mario: SON OF A BITCH! AGAIN?!
Springtrap: (in slow motion) GET IN MY BELLY!!
(The Mario Bros. scream in fear and run away. During the chase scene, Mario trips.)
Luigi: (Still running away) Uh, BYE!
Mario: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
(Springtrap catches up to Mario.)
Springtrap: Two kids gonna die tonight!
Mario: WAH! (Screams)
(As Springtrap kills Mario, Luigi is about to get out of Freddy's Spaghettiria, but there is one problem: The Pizza Bros. truck got the door locked while Chica is enjoying pizza, leaving Luigi trapped.)
Luigi: (Screams from the inside)
Luigi: Maaario! (Starts crying, until he hears a phone ringing) Hmm? Mario! (Answers the phone)
???: Hellooooo! Hello?! He-!
(The phone beeps.)
Phone Operator: Please hold, your call will be answered by the next available operator.
Luigi: Mama mia.
(The phone beeps and it plays the "What Does The Fox Say?" song while Luigi likes it.)
Luigi: Oh ho ha ha ha, oh yeah!
(Suddenly, the phantom version of Foxy the Pirate Fox appears right behind Luigi.)
Phantom Foxy: Surprise, motherfucker!
Luigi: (Screams) WAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAA! (Explodes)
Phantom Foxy: (Singing) Booty time! Booty time!
(Phantom Balloon Boy then appears in front of Luigi.)
Phantom Balloon Boy: Swiggity swooty!
(Then there is the phantom version of Freddy Fazbear himself, who appears out of nowhere.)
Phantom Freddy: Hey there, buddy, how's it going?
(Luigi then grabs the Poltergust 3000.)
Phantom Foxy: (To the other phantom animatronics) RUN, BITCH, RUUUUUN!
Luigi: Coochie-coochie! Coochie-coochie! Coochie-coochie!
Phantom Balloon Boy: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!! (Gets sucked in by Luigi's Poltergust 3000)
Phantom Freddy: Oh shit, oh SHIT, OH SHIT! (Slams through the glassed window to get away from Luigi)
Phantom Foxy: (Backs away and sings while wearing shades) I'ma get the fuck up outta here! Fuck this shit, I'm out!
(Luigi then stops while Phantom Balloon Boy gets stuck in the Poltergust 3000.)
Luigi: Mama mia!
(But then, Springtrap shows up, screeching.)
Luigi: (Screams and gets another Poltergust 3000 to suck Springtrap in)
(But the Poltergust 3000 has no effect on Springtrap, because he is not a phantom animatronic.)
Springtrap: (evil laughter) I am invincible, INVINCIBLE! (Gets hit by Luigi's Poltergust 3000) OWW!
(Luigi looks at the hallway by the security cameras)
Luigi: Hmmmmmm... (Looks at Springtrap rapping)
Springtrap: (Rapping) Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for da booty!
Luigi: Mamaf*ckya! (Looks at the "PLAY SOUND" button) Oh ho ha ha ha ha! (Pushes the button)
(Springtrap hears a voice)
Voice: Let's play some Super Mario (Robotnik's face) Pingas!
Springtrap: OH MY GOD! WE ARE PLAYING THIS, BABY! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! WOO! YEAH, BITCH!
(Luigi pushes the button again and again while the voice keeps saying "Super Mario Pingas!", until an "Audio error" occurs.)
Luigi: (Shakes in fear) (Witnesses a "Video error") WAH! Oh no!
(The Maintenance Panel appears behind Luigi)
Luigi: WAAAH! (Looks at the Maintenance Panel with three options to choose: "Rebooty Video", "Rebooty Audio", and "Rebooty Ventilation". Also there is a down arrow.) Ha ha ha! Lucky me! Ooh hoo ha ha ha! Oh... (Chooses the down arrow for two more options: "Enable Sound Rape" and "Emergency Shut Down". Then he chooses "Enable Sound Rape".)
(Mangle appears out of nowhere, making a "Sound Rape", otherwise known as "the most annoying sound in the world".)
Luigi: (Screams and deactivates the Sound Rape)
(Luigi then chooses "Emergency Shut Down", and by doing that, the screen changes to "Shutting Down" with Balloon Boy's troll face while the "Never Gonna Give You Up" song plays. And then the Maintenance Panel explodes next to Luigi.)
Luigi: (Gets up) Mama mia. WAH!
(Luigi looks at Springtrap as they stare each other while the "Gentle Breeze" theme from "Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2" plays. During that part, Luigi's face changes to "Weegee Face", Springtrap's face changes to his animated face, and Luigi's face changes to Scout from Team Fortress 2. The song stops as Luigi witnesses a "Ventilation error".)
Luigi: WAAAH! Oh no!
(The scene fades to black and fades in, as Luigi notices that Springtrap ran away.)
Luigi: Hmm? (Cries in fear)
(Cuts to a scene with a drawing of some exorcism circle and real candles on two sides. It is revealed that Luigi set those up.)
Luigi: Out of this house! OUT OF THIS HOUSE! (Holds a Holy Cross) Spirits be gone from this house!
(The lights switch back on and Springtrap comes back behind Luigi.)
Springtrap: BIATCH, hell no!
(Luigi runs away, screaming in fear once again, as Springtrap chases him.)
Springtrap: GET IN MY BELLY!
(Then out of nowhere, Phantom Foxy comes back in front of Springtrap.)
Phantom Foxy: Sup, brah?
Springtrap: AHH! (Trips down) Ow, shit!
Phantom Foxy: I'm sorry man, I'm just curious.
(Springtrap gets up and realized that he hurts his knee.)
Springtrap: Sss...ahh! Sss...ahh! Sss...ahh!
Luigi: Oh yeah! I'm-a-Luigi, number one!
(Suddenly, Luigi hears Mario's voice from nowhere.)
Mario's Voice (off-screen): Hey Luigi!
(Luigi follows the sound of Mario and sees him in some room. Luigi is relieved that Mario is still alive.)
(However, there is something different about Mario. Luigi notices that Mario lost his body and has now become a new animatronic, Luigi meets "Animatronic Mario".)
Animatronic Mario: I'm-a-so happy to see you again, f*cker!
(Luigi is shocked to see him like that, while Animatronic Mario scans him as it says "Spaghetti.exe activate". Then he analyzed him while it says "Analysing...")
(Animatronic Mario finishes scanning him as Luigi turns into spaghetti to him. The line now says "That's a spaghetti!". After that, Animatronic Mario makes robotic noises, grabs an RPG, locked and loaded as he aims at Luigi.)
Animatronic Mario: It's raping time!
(Luigi manages to avoid getting blasted by Animatronic Mario. While Luigi is crawling in a vent, Animatronic Mario finds him and aims at him again.)
Animatronic Mario: How about a nice-a game of "YOU MUST DIE"?! (Shoots a flamethrower from his RPG in a vent)
Luigi: (Gets out of the vent before being burned alive) HORY SHITO(HOLY SHIT)!
(Animatronic Mario tries to find Luigi yet again.)
Animatronic Mario: LUIGI!!
Luigi: EEEEEEEEE! (Notices the Poltergust 3000 while Phantom Balloon Boy is still stuck inside of it)
(Luigi then confronts Animatronic Mario.)
Animatronic Mario: Hoo hoo, hello!
(Luigi aims his Poltergust 3000 at Animatronic Mario, changes it from "Suction" to "Blow", and fires Phantom Balloon Boy at Animatronic Mario.)
Luigi: Hoo hoo ha ha ha!
Phantom Balloon Boy: (Screaming)
Animatronic Mario: WHOA! (Gets hit by Phantom Balloon Boy)
(Animatronic Mario gets back up and is now malfunctioning with a cracked screen that says "Critical error". Then Luigi gets closer to him as Luigi's face changes to "Weegee's face".)
Luigi (with a Weegee Face): IT'S-A-MEEEEE!
Animatronic Mario: Oh what the FU-?!
(Luigi punches Animatronic Mario in the face. Animatronic Mario's screen is damaged and now it says "Spaghetti.exe has stopped working.". Then, Animatronic Mario gets back up again.)
(Animatronic Mario then somehow strips himself naked as he is excited to see Luigi again, meaning that he got his memory back.)
Animatronic Mario: LUIGI! Nice-a to see you again!
Luigi: Oh yeah!
(Springtrap is still in pain.)
Springtrap: Sss...ahh! Sss-!
Luigi: WAAAH! Mario! Wait, Mario! Where you going?
Animatronic Mario: I'ma go get my body back! That's what! I know where they are. Don't worry. Just try not to die! (walks to a wall and dials a number to teleport somewhere) Let's-a-go! (Teleports)
(Cuts to a scene of a location called "Phantom Animatronics Lounge".)
Phantom Balloon Boy: (Sings the beginning of "Circle of Life" from "The Lion King", until he gets hit by a rock.)
(The scene reveals that it was Golden Freddy Fazbear who threw a rock at Phantom Balloon Boy.)
Golden Freddy: JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(Cuts to a scene with Mangle and a phantom version of Bonnie the Bunny.)
Mangle: Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? (Makes an "Ear Rape" sound)
(Phantom Bonnie's head explodes.)
(Cuts to a scene with Puppet singing in front of his birthday cake, with a sign that says "Happy Birthday, Mask Dude". Then cuts to a scene with an "Animatronics needed" sign with Freddy's face.)
Phantom Freddy: Uuuugh... (Vanishes)
(Cuts back to a scene inside Freddy's Spaghettiria with Luigi getting scared yet again.)
(The screen gets closer and Phantom Freddy pops up)
Phantom Freddy: Peek-a-boo!
Luigi: SWEET MERCIFUL CRA-! (Explodes)
(Phantom Freddy goes back to the lounge with his "easy" button.)
Easy Button: That was easy.
(Animatronic Mario enters the lounge.)
Animatronic Mario: Hmm... (Meets the phantom version of Chica) Hoo hoo hoo, hello! Hey! Can I, uhh...have my body back, please?
Phantom Chica: Pizza! Pizza!
(The background shows Mangle still making an "Ear Rape" sound)
Animatronic Mario: OH COME ON! What do you mean 1 million pizzas for my body back? Bring me to your boss!
Phantom Chica: Pizza!
Animatronic Mario: (Gets closer to Phantom Chica) Say "Pizza" again! SAY "PIZZA" AGAIN! I DARE YA, I DOUBLE DARE YA, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY "PIZZA" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
Phantom Chica: Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
(Animatronic Mario throws Phantom Chica to the table with a cake in front of Puppet, destroying the cake and causing Puppet to roar in anger. As Mario moves on, Chica stays there saying "Pizza!" over and over again while Puppet is still roaring in anger.)
Animatronic Mario: (Singing) La, la, la, hm-HM-hm-hm-hmm! (Looks at the door next to the sign that says "Do not enter")
(Animatronic Mario finally meets Purple Guy face to face. It is revealed that Purple Guy was the one who removed Mario's soul out of his body and into his animatronic form.)
Purple Guy: Wow! Hey! I didn't program you to come back! And you ain't getting your body back either, fatty!! (Evil laughter)
Animatronic Mario: (Grunts slowly)
Purple Guy: That spaghetti.exe program shouldn't let you hurt me! HAHA!
(Mario then strips himself naked in front of Purple Guy.)
Purple Guy: WOW, uhhh...I don't remember putting that in.
(Animatronic Mario dances while the "Weegee (Running in the 90's remix)" plays. By doing that, Animatronic Mario somehow throws lots of spaghetti at Purple Guy)
Purple Guy: AHH! (Gets hit by lots-a spaghetti, then gets back up and screams) Ahhhhh! Fuck this shit! (Goes in a Warp Pipe, then gets out from the other Warp Pipe in a wall, back to Freddy's Spaghettiria.) AHHHH! (Hits a wall)
(Luigi meets Purple Guy.)
Purple Guy: (Gets up and faces Luigi) What's up?! (Gets hit by Animatronic Mario) OW-HO-HOW! (Gets back up again) YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! AHHHHH!
(Cuts to a scene where Springtrap is still in pain.)
(Purple Man finds Springtrap.)
Purple Guy: A-HA! (Deactivates Springtrap with a red button) WOO-HOO! (Tries to possess Springtrap)
(Luigi and Animatronic Mario catch up to Purple Guy.)
Luigi: Mama mia.
Animatronic Mario: Mama mia!
(Cuts to a scene where it looks like Purple Guy is "raping" Springtrap, and Animatronic Mario strips himself naked again, while Luigi looks shocked to see that. But after that, Purple Guy finally possesses Springtrap, changing Springtrap's colour to purple.)
Purpletrap: YOU AIN'T GONNA DO SHIIIIIT! YOU, AIN'T GONNA DO SH-
(Purpletrap then starts malfunctioning, causing him to scream in pain.)
Purpletrap: (Screams in pain) OhshitohshitohshitohshitohSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOH-!
(Purpletrap stops, causing him to die slowly.)
Purpletrap: I am dead! Not big surprise! (Dies)
Animatronic Mario: Congratulations!
(Animatronic Mario is about to blow up the door with dynamite, in order to blast the truck from the outside away.)
Animatronic Mario: INCOMING!!
Luigi: (Screams while backing away)
(An explosion occurs, blasting the truck and Chica away. Then, Luigi and Animatronic Mario finally walk out of Freddy's Spaghettiria, which is now completely on fire.)
Animatronic Mario: Yahoo! Wahoo! Hey, that was pretty good!
Luigi: Mama mia.
Animatronic Mario: I wonder where my body is...
(Suddenly, Mario's body gets blasted out of Freddy's Spaghettiria, and it is also on fire.)
Animatronic Mario: Oh, there it is. (Picks up his body) Ahh screw it, I'll let Professor E. Gadd fix it later. Let's-a go eat some spaghetti!
(Luigi and Animatronic Mario, with Mario's body, walk back home. Suddenly, it is revealed that Chica is still alive and is now on fire, dancing and singing.)
Chica: (Singing) It's getting hot in here! (Uh-huh!) So take off all your clothes! (Stops singing) IT BURNS!!