|Retarded64: Mario Goes Shopping|
|Season 3, Episode 38|
|Series||Super Mario 64 Bloopers|
|Air date||August 4th, 2013|
| Super Mario 64 Bloopers: A Trip to Teletubby Land
| Supe Mario 64 Shorts - Bob-omache
|v • t • e|
A guy tells Little Billy (Baby Luigi) to never play on the street until Mario comes and runs over guy and then goes to Walmart. 5 minutes earlier Peach comes and poops a shopping list at Mario. Peach tells Mario to buy them but Mario refuses then Peach gets mad. then Mario says "Of course", and flies into the shop. Then, he looks at the list.
He needs to buy cake mix. He finds something that looks like it, but it's not cake mix. He then kicks it at Enzo and finds out that MCG got the last mix. Mario uses a Bob-omb but can't find MCG. he then puts it in another guy's shopping cart and it explodes. MCG is buying the last cake mix, but Mario does not give up. he goes to the line but its really long. He then punches FM, causing him to drop his beans. He then screams "MY BEANS!" and thinks Weegee did it. FM punches Weegee and attacks him. then MCG argues with the others while Mario steals the last cake mix.
Now Mario has to buy a princess dress. Mario goes to 7-11 and flies in. He asks the cashier were the princess dress is, and the cashier pulls it out. he then asks who its for. Mario puts it on and says that he doesn't look bad. Now Mario needs a pinch of magic. He runs over a wizard, but it doesn't work. Now Mario needs a pair of sparkly shoes. He is in an elevator with Bowser. Bowser has flip flops, and Mario has sparkly shoes. Mario needs castle furniture now. He buys a log.
Mario needs female underwear, but is caught by the police. Mario needs food now, but he buys spaghetti instead. he then goes back to the castle, then the guy warns little Billy again but is ran over again. Peach then tells Mario to buy her more 'jewellery'. the video then cuts five minutes later, and ends with Peach on Mario's kart. Mario then says "Bye Bye! F**ker!" to Peach.
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- Guy and Little Billy (Baby Luigi) (first appearance of them in this role)
- Princess Peach
- The song that plays when Mario is going to the store in the beginning is "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis.
- Originally, the titlecard was actually called "64% MORE RETARDED!" But instead, they took the routine and decided to call it "Retarded64".
- In the title card, SMG4 spelled "Retarded" as "Retarted".
- Like with The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Welcome Invitation and Long Jump, this and Bob-omache were uploaded at the same day.
(The blooper starts with someone talking to Little Billy (Baby Luigi) )
Guy: And that's why little fella, you can never play in the street. You might get yourself killed out-
(He is interrupted by Mario knocking the guy out with his cart)
Little Billy (Baby Luigi): The f*ck?
(Mario was listening to Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop on his cart. The guy Mario knocked out with his cart landed on the floor near the shop. Mario parked his cart onto him and got off.)
Mario: Oh yeah! Let's a go!
(Five minutes earlier Mario was busy doing his own thing when Princess Peach appeared suddenly)
(Mario turns around angrily)
Mario: What is it?!
(Peach poops out a shopping list which knocks Mario on the ground. He looks at it. Peach was looking sweet)
Peach: Please buy them for me!
Mario: How about no?
Mario: Of-of course!
(More to come)
|"I have absolutely no idea what's going on.|