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Pointy Boob Lady

Name

Pointy Boob Lady

Voiced by

Microsoft Mary

Occupation

Being a mom

First Appearance

Guards N' Retards: Pointy things

Last Appearance

Guards N' Retards: Swag Party Hostages (cameo)

Status

Deceased (or not)

Pointy Boob Lady

The Pointy Boob Lady is a woman with pointy breasts, as her name implies. She has ruby hair, and a thin figure. She looks incredibly young, and has a young woman's voice. She encounters Chris and Swag when she passes them while they are guarding Sergeant Mark's office. Swag attempts to sex her, but she manages to get away. Swag and Chris pursue her, and finally track her down. After many failed attempts to convince her to sex him, a disgruntled employee shows up and engages the two in a fight. While Swag panics and hides, and Chris actually defends himself, the woman quickly seeks her own protection. This leads her to Swag, who is startled and ends up accidentally shooting PBL to death. Suddenly, Sergeant Mark appears and reveals the Point Boob Lady was his mother. Mark doesn't see the dead body of his mother, so Chris and Swag end up lazily half burying PBL's dead body. Morgan Freeman then sets it on fire as he explodes.

QuotesEdit

  • Lalalalalalalala
  • What the balls? (screams)
  • You're so cute
  • Ermegerd protect me
  • Ah my b00bs!


TriviaEdit

  • She looks young although she should be at least in her 60s.
  • Her model is "Xenia Onatopp" from GoldenEye 007 for the N64.
  • She also cameoed in the episdoe Swag Party Hostages, as well as the lady that causes Swagmaster's eyes the burn in the episode Le Train Breach.
Characters
Characters
Main characters
Mario · SuperMarioGlitchy4

Major characters
Bowser · Luigi · Princess Peach · Steve · Toad · Waluigi · Wario


Recurring characters
Dr. Mario · Lakitu · Policemen · Narrator · Old Man Hobo · Rocks · Shy Guy · SuperMarioGlitchy3 · Teletubbies · Weegee · Yoshi


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Minor characters
Baby Luigi · Baby Mario · Ben · Big Bully · Bob-omb · Boo · Bonnie the Bunny · Bot · Bowser Jr. · Bully · Chain Chomp · Chica the Chicken · Chuck-ya · Crazy Chinese Guy · Crazy Toilet Dude · Daisy · Derpy the Mailman · Donkey Kong · Dr. Kleiner · Dumbledore · Eyerok · Female Steve · Frankie · Freddy Fazbear · Foxy the Pirate Fox · God · Golden Freddy · Good Star · Goomba · Gourmet Guy · Hagrid · Harry Potter · Heavy Weapons Guy · Hello Kitty · James Doakes · Jigglypuff · John · John Geyham · Justin Bieber · King Bob-omb · Kirby · Koopa Troopa · Link · Luma · Mad Piano · Mario Head · Notch · Professor E. Gadd · R2-D2 · Ronald McDonald · Rosalina · Samus Aran · Shrek · Shy Guys · Spike · Stacy · Toad Barrage · Toad Birds · Toad Guards · Toad Priest · Toadette · Toadsworth · Toadwardo · Villager · Wizard · X · Ztar


One time characters
Alex and Derrick · Bandit · Barbie · Barbie's son · Batman · Bill Cosby · Bobby · Bowser's Boss · Bowser's Mom · Buzz Lightyear · Brains · Bully Boss · Cap'n LardButt · Captain Steve · Colonel Sanders · Conker the Squirrel · Crazy Japanese Guy · Cube the Penguin · Don · Dorito Guy · Driving Guy · Enderdragon · Game Reviewer · Gay Luigi · Giant Mario · Goombs · Guy (0% of Spaghetti) · Blue Guy · Hall-9000 · Herobrine Persson · King Pipe · Mario's 4 emotions · Mario's Camel · Mario's Conscience · MarioMario54321 X · Mike · Miss Tubby · Miyamoto's Ghost · Mr. Toilet · OiramOiram12345 X · Omochao · Pedobear · Pipes · Prince Big Whoop · Prince Steve · Princess Peach Robot · Queen Stephe · Ragnarok · Robotnik Horse · S.M.G Club members · Scatman John · SMG1 · SMGDJ · Slenderman · SuperLuigiGlitchy4 · SwagTubby · The Bomber · The Imposter · The Spaghetti Fairy · Toad Babeh · Toad Bravo · Toad Bewbs · Tubby Bison · The Tubby Custard Salesman · Tubby Chef · Tubby Wonka · Trevor Phillips · Woody · Virus · Y


Guards N' Retards characters
Main: Chris · Swagmaster69696969696
Other: Agent Biker · Butt Ninja · Crazy Woman · Greg · Morgan Freeman · Pointy Boob Lady · Reymon D. Gai · Sergeant Mark · Tubbie Wonka


Super Pokeman 64 characters
Gary "DICKS" Oak · Pikachu · Professor Oak


Sonic the Derphog characters
Main: Dr. Eggman/Robotnik · Sonic
Other: Amy Rose · Dr. Tubby Robotnik · Eggbot 2000 · Miles "Tails" Prower · Omochao · Shadow the Hedgehog


Other
Real Life SMG4/Luke Lerdwichagul

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