- “GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!”
- ―Oompa Loompa
Oompa Loompas are workers at the Retarded Spaghetti Factory. They appeared in Retarded 64: Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory, where they tried to throw Mario out of the factory.
- Oompa Loompas first appeared in the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which the Retarded Spaghetti Factory is based upon.
- They wear an imperial officer's uniform from Star Wars. Some have plain gray, while others have white.