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Mario's Four Emotions are Teletubbies taking residence in Mario's mind. They control Mario's emotions and actions using a magic supercomputer and a GameCube controller. Their only appearance is in 99% beroken, although the anger emotion made a cameo appearance in SM64: Meet the Mario..
Mario's anger emotion is a red Teletubby wearing Mario's cap. He is usually very irritated. He controls Mario's mind by mashing the GameCube controller randomly, possibly explaining Mario's random, cartridge-tilt-esque spasms when the plumber is angry.
Mario's hunger emotion is a purple Teletubby wearing a chef's hat. He is perpetually hungry, and probably responsible for Mario's constant craving of spaghetti. He gets lazy sometimes and burps a lot.
Mario's smartness emotion is a green Teletubby wearing a dunce cap. He is, somewhat unsurprisingly, very dumb. He operates Mario's mind by randomly pressing buttons, explaining Mario's retardation and unfitting reactions to situations. They also share the same smartness and the same happiness.
Mario's gayness emotion is a yellow Teletubby wearing a hat with a wick and a fuse. He acts homosexual and flamboyant very often. To control Mario, he humps the GameCube controller. He is the most likely cause of Mario's "FABULOUS" behavior and frequent nudity.