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|Current Position:||Mascot of Nintendo, and the most recognizable and successful video game figure.|
|Current Age:||Born: January 1 1985 age: Nintendo canon: 32|
|Also known as:||Mario is not gay, Master Mario (Toadsworth)|
|Weight:||25.202Gg (gigagrams) (about 55.56 million lbs)|
|Enemies:||SuperMarioGlitchy3, Bowser (formerly), Purple Guy, Springtrap, Policeman (sometimes)|
|Likes:||Spaghetti, Luigi, Peach (tentative), SMG4, Steve, Bowser|
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- “Mama F**ker”
Mario (full name Mario Sexy the Plumber) is an Italian plumber originally from Nintendo's Mario franchise. As most of SuperMarioGlitchy4's bloopers make heavy use of Super Mario 64 and its characters, Mario is the main protagonist in the SMG4verse and appears in most of SuperMarioGlitchy4's videos.Mario is often portrayed as a dumb and morbidly obese spaghetti addict. While he seems to think he is popular and has lots of swag, Mario is in reality an attention-hogging, gay and pedophilic streaker who has been arrested several times. In addition, Mario has been depicted as a pervert, zoophile, prostitute, drug addict, and drunkard.
Because most of the aforementioned traits are played for comedy, Mario is the protagonist of many bloopers. While he can act somewhat bipolar, and is usually enraged by the slightest things, Mario is often cheerful to the point of annoyance.
Mario wears a long-sleeved red shirt, blue overalls with yellow buttons, brown shoes,and with gloves. He has a red cap, brown hair, a black mustache and blue eyes.
In Nintendo canon, Mario is a friendly plumber who helps anyone in need, devotes most of his time to rescuing the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, and participates in sports matches, kart races and "parties" often.
However, in SuperMarioGlitchy4's bloopers, Mario is selfish, lazy, and somewhat brain-dead, almost the complete opposite of the Nintendo canon. Mario acts as a major bother to everyone living in Princess Peach's Castle. He also needs attention: an example is when, during the events of YouTube Mario?!, he created the channel theawesomario to get SMG4's attention and surpass his level of popularity.
While Mario sometimes shows signs he cares for others like SMG4, it is often overshadowed by how much of a jerk he can be. Despite this, Mario is somewhat of a good person, but yet he has many flaws.
SMG4 is one of Mario's friends; however, the two are prone to incessant fighting, even over minor issues. SMG4 frequently gets fed up with Mario's antics and stupidity, often insulting the plumber with homophobic slurs. Mario also has problems with Glitchy; for example, he finds SMG4's SM64 bloopers unnecessary and stupid, oblivious to the fact that his existence and well-being hinges on the production of these videos. Mario and SMG4's hostility towards each other has practically been monetized with the annual War of the Fat Italians.
Mario and SMG4 seem to have a love-hate relationship, but they remain friends for several reasons. SMG4 has been shown to care deeply about Mario, and after a particularly tough ordeal will ask the latter for forgiveness. Mario will also get sappy during these scenes, but his emotions have often been used or discarded for comic relief. In short, Mario and SMG4 are perfectly fine with one-another when something crazy isn't happening.
Mario has been shown to heavily abuse Luigi by insulting him, beating him up, and, in early bloopers, even resorting to fratricide. It is possible that Mario resents Luigi for outperforming him in Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart and Mario Party. Mario also becomes irate when Luigi out-jumps him in Long jump. Luigi also possesses some bitterness towards Mario, and can, like SMG4, get fed up with Mario's constant stupidity.
Despite their sibling rivalry, Mario and Luigi do seem to truly care for each other. As an example, Luigi once risked his life to rescue Mario from a kidnapper. In addition to that, when Luigi died in Ssenmodnar 9, Mario cries, and attempted to use E.Gadd's time traveler to revive him. Luigi also states that Mario is nice to him when sober.
Mario and Luigi's true relation is unclear. While usually said to be brothers (which is canonical in official media, hence the "Bros."), there are conflicting accounts of Mario and Luigi's relation. It has also been suggested that Mario is Luigi's birthparent, that Mario and Luigi met at an orphanage, and that Luigi is Mario's sister.
In 2011 and 2012 bloopers, Mario was a constant annoyance to Toad, causing the latter to be easily annoyed with the plumber. Toad used to have spiteful resentment for Mario, as well as for his specialness and hijinks. Even when Mario was not actually annoying Toad, the fungus showed reservation and a Squidward-SpongeBob complex around the plumber.
In more recent bloopers, Toad has started putting up with Mario; in fact, Toad himself has become an incredibly annoying character that Mario himself cannot stand. From 2013 onward, Toad has regularly professed his friendship to Mario in his raspy voice.
As in Nintendo canon, Mario and Bowser are usually cast as rivals. However, in the SMG4 universe, the two can cooperate when working towards a common goal (such as cooking or Peach-hating). Bowser has several claims for his usual hatred of Mario: the plumber has ostensibly crapped on him when the two were infants, as well as made him drop his sandwich.
Between videos, Mario's relationship with Bowser can range from complete hatred to minor annoyance, and even to compassion or cooperation.
In the earliest bloopers, Mario had a one-way love interest for Peach. Since 2012, however, Mario and Peach have displayed mutual hatred. Mario in particular is sick of saving her and claims that the princess is a bitch. Mario has been revealed to be attracted to her curves (and very attracted to her boobs), but otherwise seems fed up with Peach's mind-numbing stupidity and vulnerability. However, Peach and Mario have been confirmed to have had sex before.
In Retarded64: Son of a Bowser, Mario had to babysit Bowser Jr. Bowser Jr. thinks of Mario as his "uncle" while Mario is pretty irresponsible with the job and Bowser feared that Mario would injure him. Mario thinks he's cute while Bowser Jr. burned him by accident however, Bowser Jr. felt bad after Bowser burned him.
Mario has a multitude of strengths and powers. He has so many, we'll have to narrow the list. Here are his primary shown powers:
- Superhuman Strength: Mario has been strong enough to punch people several feet away, and lift Bowser, who weighs over 300 pounds. He also punched a pilot straight through the window and down to the ground in Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island, and once even lifted King Bob-omb (calculated to weigh 30 tons).
- Superhuman Endurance: Mario has survived falls from great heights, explosions, getting attacked by Bowser, getting crushed, blows from SMG4 (about as strong as him), and even car rashes, all barely fazed.
- Pyrokenesis: Much like his own games, he has shown the ability to manipulate fire.
- Hand-to hand Skill: He is a master at unarmed combat, as shown by his many battles, with him winning most of them. He has his own unique style, with very fast and powerful punches and kicks and tackles.
- Giant Size and Strength: In Ssenmodnar 10, Mario used a Mega Mushroom to grow into Mega Mario, a power-up form who is bigger, stronger and tougher than the base Mario.
- Coldness Survival: In Icetrapped, in some clips, Mario is seen naked in the freezing cold a few times.
- Great Rapper: In War of the Fat Italians 2015 & 2016, as well as Supah Star Rap Battles of Epicness, Mario has demonstrated great rapping skill.
Of course, Mario has weaknesses (though comparatively few compared with many characters).
- Slow Speed: Due to his high weight (over 300 pounds), he is slow on his feet, as shown in 101 Ways for Mario to Die, Retarded64: The 1337 Police, and several other bloopers, though this isn't much of a flaw compared to his biggest weakness...
- Retardedness: Mario is one of the most retarded characters (if not THE most retarded character) in the series, not even knowing what 1+1 is. So far his biggest weakness, it cost him quite a few battles despite his strength.
- Numbness: As of SM64: Super Mario RUN RUN RUN!, he can no longer feel his legs. It is likely that this weakness disappeared in the next video.
Mario Facts from ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition)Edit
These "facts" are displayed between skits in ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5, according to SMG4. Many are disputable.
- Mario eats around 640,000 bowls of spaghetti each hour.
- Mario had his first kiss with a blonde looking hobo.
- Mario hit puberty when he was 30. (If this is true, Mario is one year into puberty.)
- Mario can fly with his magical cap.
- Mario farted over 13456 times in the castle.
- Mario isn't left or right handed, meaning he's probably ambidextrous.
- Mario makes 1 coin per pipe he blows up or destroys.
- Luigi is actually Mario's sister.
- Mario is actually Chinese, but changed to Italian.
- Mario's last name is "The Plumber".
- Princess Peach is Mario WAAAAAAAAHHH?!?!
- Mario's favourite color is Boobies..
- Mario's birthday is at 13/31/1942 or sumthin'.
- Mario's middle name is "Sexy".
- Mario has children and their names are Toad.
- Mario has no teeth (This a lie).
- Mario's overalls were created from dirt.
- Mario was going to star in Justin Bieber's music video, but got kicked due to destroying everything.
- Mario has no fingers.
- Everyone's eyes are blue.
- Everyone stole Mario's moustache style.
- Bowser hates Mario because he made him drop his sandwich!
- Mario wears contact lenses and panties.
- Mario's nose originally was a genetic mutation.
- Mario rates this video 0/10
- Mario has appeared in most bloopers, with notable exceptions such as the first Guards N' Retards episodes and The Wacky Wario Bros.: Waluigi Origins
- Mario has been shown to occasionally eat food from the dumpster.
- Mario behaved much less spoonily in SMG4's 2011 bloopers.
- Mario thinks that the elderly are useless. For instance, in Who let the Chomp out?, Mario asks Toadsworth if the latter is going to throw his walking stick at the Chain Chomp to defeat it.
- Mario has a Youtube channel called theawesomario, which currently has over 16,000 subscribers.
- Mario likes to jump off of the castle roof.
- When acting insane, Mario is able to fly without a Wing Cap.
- Mario was made by SuperMarioGlitchy4's clone machine.
- Mario can transform into a Super Saiyan.
- Mario has had three heart attacks from eating spaghetti.
- While this status has probably been phased out via negative continuity, Mario has been transformed into a wizard.
- As revealed in Bob-ombache, Mario was once abducted by Bob-omb Buddies but was regarded as a failed experiment and was dropped in front of Peach's Castle.
- Mario is a border-line idiot at the Idiot Test.
- Mario and Peach have had sex before. A few times, actually.
- Mario (outside of the SMG4 universe) is classified as homo nintendonus. This is a fact that was revealed in 2014.
- In Dreams, it is revealed Mario has a phobia of old people after his 2nd dream.
- Main article: Mario's Pokemans