|How Mario was Born|
|Season 2, Episode 2|
|Series||Super Mario 64 Bloopers|
|Air date||Oct 21, 2011|
|P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer||Brother Love|
|v • t • e|
How Mario was Born is SMG4's 51st blooper which tells the tale of Mario about how he was born.
The blooper starts off with SMG4 preparing to tell a story (with Latiku apparently editing the footage to put stuff like gay and old man besides SMG4), even after Latiku says only gays tell stories. Of course, Mario immediately comes and wants to hear the story.
While SMG4 reads the book, Mario constantly interrupts to say stupid stuff about the tale, but ultimately, it goes like this: One day long ago, Dialga and Palkia were discussing stuff. A while later, Wario immediately comes and poops while "shaking his booty". Unfortunately, the poop lands RIGHT on Palkia's head. Not knowing Wario was the culprit, Palkia immediately insults Dialga, which leads into a fight.
The battle ends with the two opponents firing Boom Sha Woop lasers at each other. As they collide, it creates a cosmic event... in the form of a tubby baby (Baby Mario). He was rude and stuff, and fell down towards earth.
After somehow not burning up in Earth's atmosphere, Baby Mario happened to land in Nintendo, where the boss screamed at the sight and ran out. He then knows what to do. He kills baby Mario, but it is not how it went. Baby Mario thinks the boss is his mom, and pulls out a sword. The boss thinks what he should do with him. he thinks he should kill him, but later. The boss needs a new character for his company. He needs to know if Baby Mario has what it takes. Baby Mario dances, and it's good, he then names him Mario, and asks if he has aids. Baby Mario has Missingno aids, and the boss makes a game. He then put baby Mario in baby Bowser's 'playground', and Baby Bowser gives out the rules, but Baby Mario poos on baby Bowser's leg. Then he poos out Baby Luigi. The Boss was done with the game and needs a song for it. He gets one and Baby Mario drives a delivery truck and crashes. The boss looks at the results and fails. It was all Baby Mario's fault and the Boss kicks him out. Mario and Luigi live as hobos, but Mario does not want to give up. He blows up Nintendo and Mario and Luigi lived as road hobos and grew. SMG4 saw them and they got in now times.