Guards N' Retards: Da bomb

Guards N' Retards: Da bomb
6
Air date	November 20, 2016
Idea by	Unknown
Directed by	SuperMarioGlitchy4
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Guards N' Retards: Da bomb is the seventh episode of Guards N' Retards. It involves Chris and SwagMaster going on an investigation and trying to stop a bomb from exploding. This episode marks the return of the series after a year-long hiatus.

Synopsis

Chris was forced by Swagmaster6969696969 to spy on Sergeant Mark, but when they saw that he bought the dynamite, they will now have to find a way to stop him from blowing up the entire Spaghetti factory, or so they think...

Plot

The episode begins where Mario was eating a spaghetti and wonders where did that spaghetti come from.

After the intro, Chris is taking a crap, when suddenly, Swagmaster6969696969 appeared inside the vent and wants him to come see what's happening. Chris didn't want to deal with Swagmaster's bullsh*t, but after getting annoyed with his "PLS", Chris was forced to come along. While crawling inside a vent, Swagmaster sang the "A Whole New World" song to Chris, until Chris has had enough and left him, only for Swagmaster to tell him to come back. After they reached their destination, they peek through the Sergeant Mark's office. Then, they saw what he was doing: Mark is watching "Winx Club", apparently. Swagmaster was so disgusted he called him a "tootsie roll", but when Mark heard him calling him that, Chris and Swagmaster hide, while Chris told Swagmaster to shut up. Soon after, some random guy appeared in Mark's office, and Mark told him that he was doing his "important business work", though Swagmaster doesn't believe that. Then, Mark showed that guy his case of cash, while that guy showed him the "goods", which turns out to be a dynamite. After Mark bought the dynamite and hid it in his secret vault, that guy left the office and Mark went back to watch "Winx Club". But more importantly, inside the vent, Chris and Swagmaster now have a bad feeling about this whole "dynamite" part.

Then in a mainteinace room Swagmaster is very nervious and Chris trying to think why the sargeant have a dynamite on his office, then he had an idea: in the entrance of the sargeant office Swagmaster is disguised as a Mareep sweraing to Chris why he dressed up him like that, then they knock and Chris hide then sargeant opens the door and saw Swagmaster then he carrys him to a farm, quickly Chris search the code for the vault on find it on the desk, he opens it reove the dynamite and some blueprints he see something surpring in the blueprints to tell Swagmaster

Characters

• Chris
• Swagmaster69696969696
• Sergeant Mark
• Greg
• Mario (minor)
• Mareep
• Guy

Trivia

• This episode confirms that the Crazy Lady and Butt Ninja are still alive.

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