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A fanart of the two main characters, Chris and Swag.

Guards N' Retards, often called GNR for short, and sometimes in a full form Guards and Retards, is a series of videos created by SuperMarioGlitchy4 on the year 2014 which is based on the video game GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64. It follows the lives of Chris and Swagmaster69696969696, two guards who work at the Retarded Spaghetti Factory and get into crazy adventures and stuff. The series is much less popular and less famous than his Super Mario 64 Bloopers and Sonic the Derphog, although it has been around for quite some time.


The Guards N' Retards series started in February 2014 and currently has eight episodes.

  1. The Butt Ninja
  2. Pointy Things
  3. Prisoners
  4. Swag Party Hostages
  5. Le Train Breach
  6. Swag Magic.
  7. Da Bomb
  8. The Vacation


  • Guards N' Retards is one of two miniseries by SMG4 (the other being Sonic the Derphog) to not have the Mario characters as the main stars (although Mario characters do appear in the four most recent episodes).
  • All of the main characters on the series are voiced using text-to-speech programs; these include Speakonia and GoAnimate.
  • The series is based off the popular Machinima series "Arby n' the Chief". The personalities and voices of the main characters are identical to those of Arby n the chief. This is also hinted with the main title of the series also have an "n' "


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