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Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja
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Guards N' Retards the butt ninja

Season 4, Episode 8
Episode info
Series Guards N' Retards
Air date February 23th, 2014
Idea by Unknown
Directed by SuperMarioGlitchy4
Episode guide
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Guards N' Retards:
First Episode

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Guards N' Retards:
Pointy Things

Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja is the 166th video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4, and also the first episode of the Guards N' Retards series. This is the first video of SMG4 that is made mostly from the video game GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64.

Transcript Edit

The transcript for this episode can be viewed by clicking here.

Plot Edit

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  • This is the first ever Blooper of SMG4 in which the Mario characters didn't appear.
    • This was also the only video without SMG4 if not counting all bloopers before the episode "Account Loss".
  • Swag Master's real name is unknown.
  • This is the only blooper that shows another blooper in a different perspective.
  • This is the first episode of a spin-off involving Chris and Swag Master.
  • This was possibly inspired by the ended Machinima series "Arby 'n' the Cheif" a series about two action figures in the likenesses of Master Cheif and Arbiter from the HALO series, As Chris and Swag Master, like Arbiter and Cheif, are respectively voiced by Microsoft Mike and Sam, this is also evidenced by the fact that Chris and Arbiter, both voiced by Mike, are the Mature ones (albiet Chris is a little bit eccentric on a few occassions) and Master Cheif and Swag Master, both voiced by Sam, are the immature and profane ones. The series ended with Arbiter and Master Cheif commiting suicide, but that's not likley to happen to Swag and Chris.
  • While the original guard who said "titty sprinkles" was only voiced by Morgan Freeman, in this blooper he actually is Morgan Freeman
  • In the scene where Swagmaster confronts the Butt-Ninja, the font color describing his words are brown, like Morgan Freeman's, when it should be red.
  • In two scenes, a factory worker can be seen playing "Flappy Bird", a short-lived game made famous by it's rage-inducing gameplay. However, the gameplay shown was that of the PC version (hence the "Tap Space to Continue" rather than "Tap to Continue"), because the game was quickly pulled from the App Store due to the fact the creator was recieving death-threats from raging players.
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Ssenmodnar 2 (100th video) · War Of The Fat Italians 2012 · Halloween Special 2012 · Plumber Academy for Idiots · Smart(ass) Mario · Sup' Bro? · The Adventures of Mario and Luigi - Ep. 1 · President Toad Washington · Christmas Thing 2012 · The Adventures of Mario and Luigi - Ep. 2 · SMG Club · 99.5% Crazy · Ssenmodnar 3 (10,000 subs special) · The Adventures of Mario and Luigi - Ep. 3 · A lost Luigi · Two Evil Friends · Like a bowser (like a boss parody) · A SM64 Fairytale - Part 1 · How to make spaghetti · Taken (like an idiot) · A SM64 Fairytale - Part 2 · The Swap · ÐД gℓђ · Ssenmodnar 4 (30,000 subs special) · The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Welcome Invitation · Long Jump · A SM64 Fairytale - Part 3 · Tale of a bob-omb · The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue (40,000 subs special) · Castle Creepers · A SM64 Fairytale - Final · Hotel Mario · Mario Swag · Spaghetti law. · Youtube Mario? · 101 Ways for Mario to Die (the right way!) · A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Retarded64: Mario Goes Shopping · Bob-ombache · Free lunch for Mario · The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) documentary of Mario · Super Mario 64: The Movie trailer · The Wacky Wario Bros.: Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · Ssenmodnar 5 (WAT O_O edition) · Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Mineswap · Retarded64: Retard karts 101 · War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Birthday freakout · Luigi's Retarded Mansion · The Mario Parable · Mushroom wars: that space series? Part 1 · Retarded64: Mario and the 1337 p0lice · Mushroom wars: that space series? Part 2 · A Fungus Among Us · Mushroom wars: that space series? Part 3 THE DOWN OF WEEGEESTAR · Christmas 2013: The 12 idiots of christmas · Ssenmodnar 6 (New Year's edition)

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2 hands 1 job · The Adventures of Mario and Luigi - Ep. 4 · Bowser Cyrus - Wrecking Ball · How to make a blooper (according to smg4) · SMG4'S CANDY VAN IS HERE! (t-shirts and stuff) · Retarded64: Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory · Two great friends! · Super Mario Attorney · Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja · Welcome to Smg4's Magical Land of Retardedness · Super Pokeman 64 bloopers: WELCOME TO POKEMANS! · Ssenmodnar 6.64(100k special Qna Edition) · Retarded64: A Dose of Dr. Mario · 99% beroken · Bad Stars · APRIL FOOLS · Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things · Super pokeman 64 bloopers: GYMS AND BADGES · Cooking with Mario and Bowser! · The Wacky Wario Bros.: The Winning Ticket · Retarded64: Mario Simulator · Toadassass-ination · Ssenmodnar 7 (TOAST edition) · A SM64 parody: Number 1 (bob-omb battlefield remix) · SM64 guides: Toadsworth's How to-Princess · Sonic the derphog: Eggventure (GET IT!?) · Meet the Mario · Boil the Big Bully · Guards N' Retards: Prisoners · Retarded64: Mario's Spageti Delivary · SwagQuest · Legend of Steve · Yoshrooms · Cooking with Mario and Bowser 2! · Spells n' Wiztards · Ssenmodnar 8 (150k special) · Smg4 vs ALS Ice bucket challenge · Retarded64: Mario for Hire. · Who let the chomp out? · Sonic The Derphog: The Evilness of Eggman (?) · The Wacky Wario Bros.: Money Mayhem · Tubbie TV · Mario in real life!? (200 vid special) · Guards N' Retards: Swag Party Hostages · The Visitor. · War of the fat italians 2014 (200k special!) · Halloweegee Special 2014 · Retarded64: Freddy's Spaghettiria · Luigi wants to build a snowman. · Ssenmodnar 9 (Time travel edition) · Problematic Pipe Problems · Meet the Steve · SM64 Christmas 2014: The Bowser that stole Christmas. · SM64: The Retardness of 2014

Season 5
The Idea Block. · Castle Royale · Retarded64: Son of a Bowser. · Bad Star's Back! 300k special · SM64 Tales: Thwompin' and Whompin' · Love for Luigi. (Valentine's Special) · M. K. Nature Channel · Smexy Soccer · Sonic the Derphog: The Item Brick · Ssenmodnar 10 (350k apocalypse special) · Retarded64: Return to Freddy's Spaghettiria · Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach · The Wacky Wario Bros.: Golfing for Gold · Can the Villager come out to play?

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