- “Greg is here to help!”
- ―Greg in The Butt Ninja
Greg has a "no nonsense" attitude, and always puts following the rules ahead of everything else, and because of this, nobody really likes him. Despite this, he has been shown to be very polite and forgiving, as well as very responsible and concerned. Greg also speaks with a British accent.
- Retarded64: Mario and the Retarded Spaghetti Factory (cameo)
- Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja
- Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things
- Guards N' Retards: Swag Party Hostages (cameo)
- Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach
- Guards N' Retards: Swag Magic.
- Hey! You're not suppose to be here!
- Greg is here to help! Hello ma'am! Can I help you? (gets shot)
- I'm back b*tches!
- Hey guys! I heard you screaming! Is everything alright?
- Hoo hoo! top of the morning to you swagmaster! How are we on this fine day? (gets smashed by the pepsi machine)
- Its most likely that Greg is named in tribute after Greg the spider from "Arby N the Chief". This could also be backed as, just like Greg the spider, Greg seems to be the third most common protagonist.
- Greg's model is based off the "Russian Soldier" from GoldenEye 007 for the N64.