|DerpTV: Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow|
|Season 5, Episode 25|
|Series||Super Mario 64 Bloopers|
|Air date||August 3rd, 2015|
|SM64: The Weird Ticking Sound (Parody)||Retarded64: Revenge of freddy's spaghettria|
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DerpTV: Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow, more often simply called Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow, is the 238th video released by SuperMarioGlitchy4.
Mario squares off against Frankie the Toad in a Game Show called "Super Happy Fun Fun Game Show", hosted by Tubbiehost. Who is going to win the game? ...Not Mario.
In Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow, 2 players duel in a 3 game set involving questions, chance wheels, and questions you need to answer with your entire family against another family.
The host, known only by as the Tubbiehost, is instructed by his assistant cameraman that since no one ever watches the show, they apparently don't have any available contestants. So in short, they get two random people in which one is clearly better than the other. That being Frankie the seven year-old toad, and well of course, Mario.
During the first round, it would appear that any question given to Frankie is related to Mario's sexuality, if in any case made him seem like he would win. The first question is about Mario being gay, and the second question was about what does the M stand for, and Frankie got them both right. This is especially implied when Mario goes cross-eyed during the question, "Who is the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom?" and he apparently thinks it's Luigi. The other question was about the color of Toadsworth's underwear, in which he doesn't know, even with the help of Toadsworth by a phone. Since Mario got both answers wrong, the score is 2 to 0, with Frankie taking an early lead.
After a few more death threats made by Mario, the contestants move on to the second round, "The Wheel of Fun", which involves spinning a star-shaped wheel with 5 different mini-challenges, those being a coin (which grants 100 coins to the contestant who lands on it), a Bowser symbol (signifying Bowser Time, where Bowser doles out a random punishment to the contestant who summons him), a Robotnik head (signifying Eggman's Minigame Time), a "?" symbol (signifying Chance Time, where a contestant opens a numbered box), and a Tinky Winky symbol. As per usual, Frankie manages to pass his challenges with ease, such as getting rid of an angry yeti and winning 100 coins. Mario, however, is not so lucky: while he manages to get the "Bowser's Awesome Prize" result from Bowser Time, he winds up setting Bowser on fire because of his prize being a letdown (a single melon), which costs him a point (making the score an even 27 to -1), and while he manages to answer the Chomp's Quick Quiz (What the fuck is a Sonic?) correctly, he throws a tantrum upon learning that the prize is a free trip to Teletubby Land. At that point, the Tubbiehost announces that the next round is the "Mega Round", where all points and coins earned are multiplied by 100. Mario spins the wheel, which forces itself to land on the Robotnik head space and summons the physical manifestation of God, who slaps Mario in the face and announces that it is now Eggman's Minigame Time. Frankie and Mario face off in Face Lift (a minigame from Mario Party 2), where the goal is to rearrange Mario's face to resemble the template given by Eggman. Again, Frankie manipulates his face fairly easily, while Mario is incapable of doing so due to not knowing how to work the cursor. When time is called, Eggman examines the results. He is thoroughly disappointed with Frankie's face and walks over to Mario who, forced to improvise after accidentally destroying his wall-face, uses his own face to try and mimic the template face. He is shot by Eggman and Frankie wins by default. Out of complete anger, Mario mashes the spin button, causing the wheel to fly off and "kill" the Tubbiehost.
After a quick commercial break, we move on to the final round, where it's apparently like "A Family Feud". It's Mario's "Fatty family" vs. Frankie's "Reject family". The first question for Toad and the Old Man was about the reaction after seeing Justin Bieber, and Toad won that round. After many pointless questions, which, according to SMG4, are all made by the Teletubbies, we move on to the final question with Mario and Frankie, in which is about things that can blind the people. After the screen breaks when Mario strips himself to become naked, the final score is 855326 to -59, Frankie wins the game. Mario, being a sore loser that he is, throws Frankie's muffin at Tubbiehost so that the Yeti Monster can chase him. The video ends with Frankie asking "Who wants a muffin?" as he gets closer to the screen.
- Lakitu (cameo)
- Donkey Kong Jr. (cameo)
- Princess Peach (cameo)
- Toadsworth (cameo)
- Luigi (cameo)
- Bowser (cameo)
- Chain Chomp (cameo)
- Yeti Monster (debut, minor)
- Sonic the Hedgehog (cameo)
- Dr. Eggman (cameo)
- Narrator (offscreen, cameo)
- Old Man Hobo (minor)
- Yoshi (minor)
- SuperMarioGlitchy4 (minor)
- Toad (minor)
- Wario (minor)
- Wizard (minor)
- Steve (minor)
- Gourmet Guy (minor)
- Teletubbies (cameo)
- Dumbledore (cameo)
- The title of this blooper is most likely a reference to Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island.
Mario (in his real human picture): Hellooooo!
(Cue DerpTV Network ident, with a drugged Lakitu and the word "PRESENTS" at the bottom of the screen, Earth in the background and the channel title at the top. The logo of the video then appears. Cut to a cheering crowd at a stage, then to the front of the stage. Tubbiehost then appears.)
Tubbiehost: Ha ha ha! Hello! WELCOME all, to SUPER HAPPY FUN FUN GAME SHOW! Howdy! And I'm your host: TUBBIEHOST! On this, we'll be putting out contestants in a series of fun fun games! LET US MEET THE CONTESTANTS!
(Cut to a part of the stage. A curtain opens, but reveals nothing. Cut back to Tubbiehost.)
Tubbiehost: What the fuck?! Goddammit! Where's my contestants?! (Lakitu appears)
Lakitu: Uh sir, no one ever watches this show, so we have no contestants...
Tubbiehost: (holding a gun) THEN YOU'D BETTER GET ME SOME NOW!!!
Lakitu: Aaaah!! (flies away)
(Cut to a part of the stage. Mario drops. Frankie appears.)
(Cut to Tubbiehost and Lakitu.)
Lakitu: That red one was eating food in our dumpster... And the Toad was...humping the studio wall. (flies away)
Tubbiehost: (voice dialogue) Oooooohhhh! Haa haa haaaaa!(text dialogue) Let's meet the contestants!
(Cut to Mario.)
(Mario. Age: ?. IQ: ?. Weight: >1000kg.)
Mario: Okie-dokie, get ready to move your penis.
(Cut to Frankie.)
(Frankie. Age: 7. IQ: 175. Weight: fatty.)
Frankie: Somebody kill me!
(Cut to Tubbiehost.)
Tubbiehost: Very Good. Go! Go! Go!
(Game 1 - Question DUEL!)
Tubbiehost: ITS A TEST OF WIT. ITS A TEST OF SMARTNESS. ITS A TEST OF HOW DUMBASS YOU ARE! It's question duel time!
(Cut to Mario)
Mario: Wahoo! I'm the winner!
(Cut to Frankie)
Frankie: Ha, you're just a gut-less fatso!
(Cut back to Mario)
Mario: WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGA!?! (Cut to Frankie) You son of a bitch! (Mario attacks him)
Tubbiehost: Oh! Who's first?!
(Cut to the screen stage. Screen shows "Mario's turn" text. Cut to Frankie and Mario. Mario surprised.)
(Cut again to screen stage. Question: Who is the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom? Cut again to Mario.)
Mario: Ooooooooooooohhh! (his eyes cross outward)
(Cut to Tubbiehost.)
Tubbiehost: Dear god... It's only the first question...and he's cross eyed...
(Cut to Mario. Answers of the question are "Princess Peach", "Princess Robotnik", "Princess Luigi" and "Princess Daisy".)
(The camera changes angles, with a speech bubble appearing next to Mario with a princess dress. Heavy's head appears on top of the dress, which then changes into Justin Bieber, a guy cosplaying as Peach, Dr. Robotnik, SMG4 and finally Luigi.)
Princess Luigi: I'm a fucking pretty princess! (wears glasses) Oh ho ha ha ha ha!
Mario: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! (he chooses "Princess Luigi", which in fact, is the wrong answer. Cut to the stage screen which shows a red "X" with Senor Chang saying "Gayyyyy!". Cut back to Mario who is swearing.)
Mario: OH F***! YOU NERF-HERDING PIECE OF S***! AHHHHH!
(Luigi appears in a princess dress again)
Luigi: Oh hell no!
(Cut to screen stage. Screen shows "Frankie's turn" text. Cut to Frankie.)
Frankie: Yahoo! Here we go!
(Cut to screen stage. Question: "Is Mario gay?". Cut again to Frankie, with all answers showing "Yes".)
Frankie: Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha! (chooses the left bottom answer)
(Cut to the stage screen which now shows a correct symbol while a stretched Mario face appears shouting "DAAAAMN". Cut to Mario and Frankie. Mario gets more angry, while Frankie dances.)
Frankie: Yahoo! (several times)
Mario: (Grunts) BULLSH*T!
(Tubbiehost appears with a score counter. Frankie's score (indicated by a cartoon design of him) becomes 1, while Mario's (indicated by a Mario head with crossed eyes) is zero.)
(Cut to the stage screen. It's "Mario's turn" again. Cut back to Mario.)
Mario: (Grunts) Mario get you next time!
(Cut to the stage screen. A question shows up showing "What is the colour of Toadsworth's underwear he's got on right now?". Cut to Mario, who is now a surprised ragdoll.)
Mario: Mamaf**ker! (answers show up reading "Pink?", "Blue?", "DAFUQIDONTKNOW" and "RED?") ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!? AHHHH!
Tubbiehost: PSSSSSSSST. (Shows Mario the "Phone a friend" option with a "?" Block so that Mario can call someone for help)
Mario: Hmm? (Looks at the "Phone a friend" option) Whoa! Mama mia! (Calls Toadsworth by a cellphone)
(Cut to the inside of Peach's Castle, where Toadsworth picks up the phone)
Toadsworth: Master Mario! How can I help you?
Mario: AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Tell me what the colour of your underwear is!
Toadsworth: ...Ummmm...are you coming onto me?
Mario: Mm-hmm! Hurry up already!
Toadsworth: Okie-dokie! (Gets out of Peach's Castle and goes to Mario Bros. House)
(Cuts to Princess Peach making some tea as she turns around)
Toadsworth: Ahem, (Shows Peach his muscular body) so, I heard you wanted some "pipes cleaned", eh?
(Luigi shows up with his big mustache and makes his "boing" sound as he gets a boner, while Peach faints and explodes)
(Cuts back to Mario and hears that Toadsworth hung up his phone, leaving Mario helpless)
Mario: (Runs away) FUUUU-! (Crashes to the wall as he chooses "DAFUQIDONTKNOW" as his answer, which is the wrong answer. Cuts back to the stage screen which shows a red "X" with Senor Chang saying "Gayyyyy". Cuts back to Tubbiehost.)
Tubbiehost: Ooh! Too bad!
(Cuts to the stage screen. It's Frankie's turn again. A question shows up showing "What does the 'M' on Mario's hat stand for?". Cuts back to Frankie.)
Frankie: Okay! (answers shows up reading "Moo", "Metrosexual", "Maybe I'm too fat" and "IT'S A MEEEEEE".) Yahoo! (Chooses the right top answer.)
(Cuts to the stage screen which now shows a correct symbol, again, while a stretched Mario face appears shouting "DAAAAMN", again. Cuts back to Frankie with his victory dance while the "Where the Hood At" song plays, while Mario roars and attacks Frankie. Tubbiehost appears with a score counter. Frankie's score now becomes 2, while Mario's score remains zero.)
(Game 2 - The Wheel of Fun Fun!)
Tubbiehost: Who's ready for some fun fun times? Just spin the wheel and see whatcha get! (Drops a !-switch)
(Round 1) (Frankie jumps and ground pond the !-switch. the star wheel spins and stops on the ? icon.)
Tubbiehost: Ooh! Chance time! Pick any numbered box! And see what you get! More to come.