|DerpTV: Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent|
|Season 6, Episode 29|
|Series||Super Mario 64 Bloopers|
|Air date||September 4, 2016|
|SM64 Bloopers: Can Ganondorf come out to play?||TBR|
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DerpTV: Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent is the second episode of the DerpTV series. As the name suggests, it is SMG4's video that is based on the worldwide Got Talent franchise. This video would also mark the return of DerpTV after over a year of absence, as the first episode of the series was created on August 3, 2015.
It's time for a new talent show "Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent 2016", hosted by the one and only SMG4. 10 Contestants will participate and perform their own talents, even though it might end up terribly. But, only one contestant will win the contest and the prize money (that Wario tried to steal). Who will win? It's up to those YouTube subscribers to vote.
SMG4 welcomes his audience to “Mushroom Kingdom’s Got Talent”, and whoever wins will get a ton of coins. Just as SMG4 finishes his announcement, a naked Mario falls on him and dances to “Sugar Sugar” by the Archies (covered by Homer Simpson).
Act 1: Teletubbie MetallicaEdit
Dipsy and Po are on guitars, Tinky Winky is on the keyboard and Laa-Laa is on the drums. The four play their song while singing horrifically off-key before someone throws the Old Man at the four, telling them to “Shut the hell up!”
Act 2: Warios magic trickEdit
Wario is a magician. He pulls out a twig and begins to dance in front of his hat. Suddenly, a burst of lighting strikes the hat, causing Waluigi to jump out of it and catch on fire. Next, Wario twists Waluigi into various nonsensical shapes: “WALUIGI SEXEH”, “WALUIGI ILLUMINATEH”, and “WALUIGI LAUNCHAH”. Finally, Wario announces that it is now time for his disappearing act. He sets off the Waluigi Launcher, producing an explosion that engulfs the two. SMG4 wonders where Wario went. A cutaway reveals that Wario is crawling toward the coin prizes. SMG4, angry, sends the police after him. Just as Wario is cornered, he says “Would you like to see a magic trick?” He then flips the policemen off, who promptly attack him.
Act 3: Bowser’s soul songEdit
Bowser, holding a magic wand and wearing a dress and a crown, is lowered down by a rope. He dances to a song he wrote about chicken nuggets (the song by Nick Bean). SMG4 is visibly unimpressed.
Act 4: Stand up comedy with BobEdit
Bob tells horrible jokes until SMG4 snaps and tries to smother him with a pillow.
Act 5: Luigi does absolutely nothingEdit
Luigi stares at the camera and does...well, absolutely nothing. AND EVERYONE LOVES IT!!!
Act 6: The Sexy Steve Shuffle (ft. Eggman)Edit
Steve dances to “Everybody Dance Now” before Eggman jumps on stage and joins in. Near the end, Steve dolls fall from the sky while the text “FREE STEVES FOR EVERYONE!” SMG4 looks up at the ceiling and is startled to have the dolls fall on him.
Act 7: Frankies pet showEdit
Frankie dances while a Chain Chomp rides a car, Ugly Mario does a dance, and Klepto flies through the air. Suddenly, a deformed Sonic the Hedgehog drops from the ceiling. Frankie holds up a hoop, only for the Chain Chomp to fly off the stage and drive into an audience member. Ugly Mario flies into a basketball hoop. Frankie tells the deformed Sonic to play dead—literally, by shooting him with a gun. Frankie tosses a bone for Klepto to fetch, only for the bird to pick up the producer and fly away with him. SMG4 is overjoyed that the producer is dead, as that means it’s lunch break.
Act 8: Marios uhh act?Edit
Mario horribly sings a song about sex to the tune of “Let It Go” from the movie Frozen.
Act 9: Swag Toast boiEdit
Shy Guy parodies the Internet meme "Dat Boi" by singing a song to the tune of Soulja Boy’s “Crank Dat”.
Act 10: Fishy Boopkins sing alongEdit
Fishy Boopkins sings "Stayin’ Alive" by the Bee Gees. He sings so loudly that he causes the DerpTV building to collapse, buildings to blow away, an explosion visible from Earth and finally the explosion of the entire planet. Fishy Boopkins looks around the building, now in flames, wondering where everybody went. SMG4, now on fire, falls from the ceiling.
An annotation at the end asks the viewers to vote for the best contestant.
- SMG4 (Host)
- Teletubbies (Contestant #1)
- Wario (Contestant #2)
- Bowser (Contestant #3)
- Bob (Contestant #4)
- Luigi (Contestant #5)
- Steve (Contestant #6)
- Frankie (Contestant #7)
- Mario (Contestant #8)
- Shy Guy (Contestant #9)
- Fishy Boopkins (Contestant #10)
- Old Man
- Dr. Eggman
- Chain Chomp
- Ugly Mario
- Ugly Sonic
Winners and Losers Edit
it appears that Luigi won (if u didn't know) that he DOES nothing that's why there's an applause for Luigi Thus Luigi won with the total of 65% the Loser for the 1st session vote is Fishy Boopkins because his sound is terrible the 1st session vote winner is Steve for an awesome act the loser for the 2nd session vote is Wario and Teletubbies for 6% votes
Also This is the 2nd time DerpTV has been alive for