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Christmas 2013: The 12 Idiots of Christmas
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Christmas 2013 The 12 idiots of christmas

Season 3, Episode 48
Episode Info
Series Super Mario 64 Bloopers
Air date December 22nd, 2013
Idea by Unknown
Directed by SuperMarioGlitchy4
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Christmas 2013: The 12 Idiots of Christmas, more often simply called The 12 Idiots of Christmas, is the 157th video made by SuperMarioGlitchy4, and his third Christmas Special blooper. It's a song-style Super Mario 64 Blooper specially released by for Christmas 2013, which parodies the song The Twelve Days of Christmas, and includes SuperMarioGlitchy4's usual humor, running gags, and gay jokes as well.

CastEdit

VocalistsEdit

(character – voiced by)

OtherEdit

TriviaEdit

  • This is the third song SMG4 made.
  • This is the first of SMG4's videos to use others' voice acting talents.
  • This video is Weegee's fourth appearance.
  • This is Wario and Waluigi's third appearance overall.
  • Waluigi's line "eleven shirtless men" references a scene from Retarded64: Retard karts 101 where Waluigi takes off his shirt. This scene also appears in this blooper. 
  • When Peach sings her line for the first time, she also says that the princess threw something at her, despite Peach being the only one usually to be called "the princess". It may be Daisy who threw the magic rocks at her, but this is unlikely due to her few appearances.
  • When Weegee says 'Weegee weegee weegee' an image of possibly brentalfloss appears.

LyricsEdit

  • "On the 12th day of christmas, the Princess threw at me"
  • Supermarioglitchy4- "A Bowl of cooked spagetti"
  • Luigi- "2 teletubbies"
  • Peach- "3 magic rocks"
  • Mario- "4 pissed off cops"
  • Toad- "5 hours of Justin Bieber"
  • Wario- "6 pianos chomping"
  • Steve- "7 sexy surprises"
  • Narrator- "8 retarded jokes"
  • Bowser- "9 a$$ whippings"
  • Old man- "10 Pikachus"
  • Waluigi- "11 shirtless men"
  • Weegee- "Weegee weegee weegee..." (Twelve retarded players)

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As follows is a transcript of SuperMarioGlitchy4's 2013 Christmas special, Christmas 2013: The 12 idiots of christmas.

TranscriptEdit


IntroEdit

(it is snowing on the castle grounds)

Text: Twelve Idiots of christmas

created by Smg4

Voiced by:

SMG4-SMG4

luigi-IISuperMarioII/Dshyanie

Peach-SMG4/SMG4's sister

Mario-IISuperMarioII

toad-SMUS16475

wario-IISuperMarioII

STEVE-eric

narrator-some guy

bowser-Zuki_XD

Old man-SMG4

waluigi-IISuperMarioII

Weegee-Megaman765

LyricsEdit

Lyrics onlyEdit

SMG4: On the first day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

...a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Luigi: On the second day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

...Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Peach: On the third day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

THREE MAGIC ROCKS! [1]

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Mario: On the fourth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

Four pissed off cops!

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti! *coughs*

Toad: On the fifth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

FIVE HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!

Mario: Four pissed off cops!

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti! (spoken) OH GOD THIS IS GAY

Wario: On the sixth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

Six pianos chomping!

Toad: FIVE HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!

Mario: Four pissed off cops!

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies! (Teletubby: *rambling*)

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Steve: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... [2]

Seven sexy surprises!

Wario: Six pianos chomping!

Toad: FIVE HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!

Mario: Four pissed off cops! (Policeman in background: BULLSH*T!)

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Narrator: On the eigth day of christmas the princess threw at me...[3]

8 Retarded jokes.

Steve: Seven sexy surprises!

Wario: Six pianos chomping!

Toad: FIVE HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!

Mario: Four pissed off cops!

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Bowser: On the ninth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

Nine a$$ whippings!

Narrator: 8 Retarded jokes.

Steve: Seven sexy surprises!

Wario: Six pianos chomping!

Toad: FIVE HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!

Mario: Four pissed off cops!

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Old man: On the tenth gay [sic] of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

Ten Pikachus!

Bowser: Nine a$$ whippings!

Narrator: 8 Retarded jokes.

Steve: Seven sexy surprises!

Wario: Six pianos chomping!

Toad: (unintelligible screaming)

Mario: Four pissed off cops!

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of big B00BIES YEAHHHH...

Waluigi: On the eleventh day of Christmas, the princess threw at me...

Eleven shirtless men! (heh heh)

Old man: Ten Pikachus!

Bowser: Nine a$$ whippings!

Narrator: 8 Retarded jokes.

Steve: Seven pairs of sexy underwear!

Wario: Six pianos chomping!

Toad: FIVE HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER!

Mario: Four pissed off cops!

Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS!

Luigi: Two teletubbies!

SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti!

Weegee: Weegee weeg, weegee weegee, weegee weegee weeg! (translation: "On the 12th day of Christmas, the princess threw at me....")

Weeg weegee weegee! ("12,000 gay SM64 players!")

Person With Derpifed Eyes AppeARS

Weegee... WEEGEE! (tackles Waluigi)

Waluigi (spoken): Hey, HEY! Get off me, you motherf**king... HEY!

Old man (spoken): I need my pills... (may be incorrect)

Bowser: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL...

Narrator: Yep, I'm don't know what the hell is going...

Steve: Seven s...  HI GUYS!

Wario : OH MY GOD! (Screams)

Toad : I LOVE YOU MARIOOOOOO...

Mario:  SHUT UP!

Peach: (unintelligible)

Luigi : Wah! (distressed) OHHHHHHHH, HO HO HO! (gets chased away by many Teletubbies)

Teletubby: Tubby custard, tubby custard!

SMG4: : ...uhh... ?

All (except Narrator and Weegee): ...AND A BOWL OF COOKED SPAGHETTI! (Waluigi chuckles at the end)

Weegee (in unison with All): Weegee weegee weegeeeeeEEEEE! Weegee...

Lyrics and visualsEdit

Lyrics Visuals
SMG4: On the first day of Christmas, the princess threw at me... SMG4 is dancing in front of the castle, when a plate of spaghetti is thrown at him. He ducks to dodge it.
...a bowl of cooked spaghetti! SMG4 comes back up, holding the plate of spaghetti.
Luigi: On the second day of Christmas, Luigi is singing in front of a campsite.
the princess threw at me... Luigi pans across the screen with squinting eyes.
...two teletubbies! Luigi looks shocked as two teletubbies fall in.
SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti! SMG4 is dancing on the spaghetti.
Peach: On the third day of Christmas, the princess threw at me... Peach is in the room with the painting that leads to the Princess's Secret Slide.
THREE MAGIC ROCKS! [1] Peach spazzes out.
Luigi: Two teletubbies! Luigi's eye twitches as the teletubbies destroy the campsite in the background.
SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti! SMG4 is dancing. A plate of spaghetti lands on him.
Mario: On the fourth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me... Mario is singing on Cool Cool Mountain.
Four pissed off cops! Two angry cops peek out from either side of the screen.
Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS! Peach continues spazzing out. A magic rock appears with each word she sings.
Luigi: Two teletubbies! Luigi's eye twitches as the teletubbies continue to destroy the campsite in the background.
SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti! *coughs* SMG4 dances, and then puts his head down and coughs.
Toad: On the fifth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me... Toad is singing on the Tower of the Wing Cap. He pans to the side and moves towards the screen.
FIVE HOURS Toad flies around erratically in front of a picture of a black Justin Bieber.
OF JUSTIN BIEBER! The background returns to normal and Toad stops flying.
Mario: Four pissed off cops! Mario is dancing with four cops. Mario is naked.
Peach: THREE MAGIC ROCKS! Peach continues spazzing out. The three rocks from last time are still there.
Luigi: Two teletubbies! The campsite is mostly destroyed now, and the teletubbies start dancing behind Luigi.
SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti! SMG4 is still dancing, this time in a snowy plain with ice stalagmites poking out of the ground. (If you look closely, you can see spaghettii the sky.)
(spoken) OH GOD THIS IS GAY SMG4 stops dancing and looks irritated.
Wario: On the sixth day of Christmas, the princess threw at me... Wario is dancing in a wooden fortress.
Six pianos chomping! Several Mad Pianos from Big Boo's Haunt are in the background.
Toad: FIVE HOURS OF JUSTIN BIEBER! Toad flies around in front of some pictures of Justin Bieber looking retarded.
Mario: Four pissed off cops! Mario is driving a car with a scared look on his face. Three cops are also in the car looking at him angrily.
Peach: THREE MAGIC The three rocks are on the ground, and Peach peeks out from the side of the screen.
ROCKS! Peach is right in front of the camera. The background is upside-down.
Luigi: Two teletubbies! (Teletubby: *rambling*) The red teletubby is dancing on Luigi. The purple teletubby is right in front of the camera rambling.
SMG4: ...and a bowl of cooked spaghetti! SMG4 is dancing inside the castle next to a Christmas tree with a plate of a spaghetti on top.
Steve: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... [2]

OutroEdit

(outro starts)

Bowser (sung during outro): I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!

I'VE NEVER HIT SO HARD BEFORE!

ALL YOU EVER DID WAS

WRE-E-ECK ME!

(end of video)

NotesEdit


  1. 1.0 1.1 Every instance of the line "THREE MAGIC ROCKS" sounds very masculine, unlike the princess's first line.
  2. 2.0 2.1 Steve is the only one to say "my true love gave to me" instead of "the princess threw at me", with the obvious exception of Weegee who can only say his own name.
  3. The narrator's typos are left intact in this transcript.

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