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Chris
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Chris tells Swag the job description was a lie.
Vital statistics
Current Status: Alive
Equipment: AK74
Also known as: None
Physical attributes
Likes: Swag Master (sometimes)
Dislikes: Most of his co-workers
Morgan Freeman
Failing
Being called gay
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Chris (full name possibly Christopher Gordman) is the main deuteragonist and a guard who works at the Guards N' Retards during several bloopers. He is swagmaster69696969696's partner. He is currently being hunted by Morgan Freeman for accidentally shooting him down in the first G&R blooper.

TriviaEdit

  • Chris's model is the "Arctic Commander" from GoldenEye 007 for the N64.
  • Chris is voiced by Microsoft Mike.
  • Chris's personality is based off Arbiters from "Arby N' the Chief". He usually mistrusts Swagmaster [Microsoft Sam], and when he's not doing something crazy, he takes his job seriously, unlike his friend.
  • According to Swagmaster, Chris' full name is Christopher Gordman as shown in Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach.

QuotesEdit

  • What the sh*t?
  • Yeah, well this whole factory is full of mental patients.
  • Well sh*t! I thought you were called swag master just cause you wanted friends.
  • Surprise butts*x !
  • ....ahh sh*t. (Morgan Freeman explodes)
  • Surprise, mofo!
  • I think I might puke...
  • You wanna know how I got these scars?


Characters
Characters
Main characters
Mario · SuperMarioGlitchy4

Major characters
Bowser · Luigi · Princess Peach · Steve · Toad · Waluigi · Wario


Recurring characters
Dr. Mario · Lakitu · Policemen · Narrator · Old Man Hobo · Rocks · Shy Guy · SuperMarioGlitchy3 · Teletubbies · Weegee · Yoshi


Other YouTubers
AustinDawgyDawg · CrimsonMan5 · DatVoiceGuy · DannyPhantom911 · EpicYoshiFan · FightingMario54321 · GageDawg · Geofcraze 634 · Hitkid96fan · Kw977 · LegoGuy77777 · Lilyncookies · MarioMario54321 · MarioMario761 · MarioStar92 · MejiaCantilloGustavo · Megaman765 · Nintendofan997 · Oscarm00 · PhazonMario · Pinkolol16 · Roprinplup14 · Ruffman8890 · Schm2000 · Starman3 · SuperMarioFan590 · SuperMegaUltraSonicX16475 · Superstarxalien169


Minor characters
Baby Luigi · Baby Mario · Ben · Big Bully · Bob-omb · Boo · Bonnie the Bunny · Bot · Bowser Jr. · Bully · Chain Chomp · Chica the Chicken · Chuck-ya · Crazy Chinese Guy · Crazy Toilet Dude · Daisy · Derpy the Mailman · Donkey Kong · Dr. Kleiner · Dumbledore · Eyerok · Female Steve · Frankie · Freddy Fazbear · Foxy the Pirate Fox · God · Golden Freddy · Good Star · Goomba · Gourmet Guy · Hagrid · Harry Potter · Heavy Weapons Guy · Hello Kitty · James Doakes · Jigglypuff · John · John Geyham · Justin Bieber · King Bob-omb · Kirby · Koopa Troopa · Link · Luma · Mad Piano · Mario Head · Notch · Professor E. Gadd · R2-D2 · Ronald McDonald · Rosalina · Samus Aran · Shrek · Shy Guys · Spike · Stacy · Toad Barrage · Toad Birds · Toad Guards · Toad Priest · Toadette · Toadsworth · Toadwardo · Villager · Wizard · X · Ztar


One time characters
Alex and Derrick · Bandit · Barbie · Barbie's son · Batman · Bill Cosby · Bobby · Bowser's Boss · Bowser's Mom · Buzz Lightyear · Brains · Bully Boss · Cap'n LardButt · Captain Steve · Colonel Sanders · Conker the Squirrel · Crazy Japanese Guy · Cube the Penguin · Don · Dorito Guy · Driving Guy · Enderdragon · Game Reviewer · Gay Luigi · Giant Mario · Goombs · Guy (0% of Spaghetti) · Blue Guy · Hall-9000 · Herobrine Persson · King Pipe · Mario's 4 emotions · Mario's Camel · Mario's Conscience · MarioMario54321 X · Mike · Miss Tubby · Miyamoto's Ghost · Mr. Toilet · OiramOiram12345 X · Omochao · Pedobear · Pipes · Prince Big Whoop · Prince Steve · Princess Peach Robot · Queen Stephe · Ragnarok · Robotnik Horse · S.M.G Club members · Scatman John · SMG1 · SMGDJ · Slenderman · SuperLuigiGlitchy4 · SwagTubby · The Bomber · The Imposter · The Spaghetti Fairy · Toad Babeh · Toad Bravo · Toad Bewbs · Tubby Bison · The Tubby Custard Salesman · Tubby Chef · Tubby Wonka · Trevor Phillips · Woody · Virus · Y


Guards N' Retards characters
Main: Chris · Swagmaster69696969696
Other: Agent Biker · Butt Ninja · Crazy Woman · Greg · Morgan Freeman · Pointy Boob Lady · Reymon D. Gai · Sergeant Mark · Tubbie Wonka


Super Pokeman 64 characters
Gary "DICKS" Oak · Pikachu · Professor Oak


Sonic the Derphog characters
Main: Dr. Eggman/Robotnik · Sonic
Other: Amy Rose · Dr. Tubby Robotnik · Eggbot 2000 · Miles "Tails" Prower · Omochao · Shadow the Hedgehog


Other
Real Life SMG4/Luke Lerdwichagul

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