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|Chris tells Swag the job description was a lie.|
|Also known as:||None|
|Likes:||Swag Master (sometimes)|
|Dislikes:|| Most of his co-workers|
Being called gay
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Chris (full name possibly Christopher Gordman) is the main deuteragonist and a guard who works at the Guards N' Retards during several bloopers. He is swagmaster69696969696's partner. He is currently being hunted by Morgan Freeman for accidentally shooting him down in the first G&R blooper.
- Chris's model is the "Arctic Commander" from GoldenEye 007 for the N64.
- Chris is voiced by Microsoft Mike.
- Chris's personality is based off Arbiters from "Arby N' the Chief". He usually mistrusts Swagmaster [Microsoft Sam], and when he's not doing something crazy, he takes his job seriously, unlike his friend.
- According to Swagmaster, Chris' full name is Christopher Gordman as shown in Guards N' Retards: Le Train Breach.
- What the sh*t?
- Yeah, well this whole factory is full of mental patients.
- Well sh*t! I thought you were called swag master just cause you wanted friends.
- Surprise butts*x !
- ....ahh sh*t. (Morgan Freeman explodes)
- Surprise, mofo!
- I think I might puke...
- You wanna know how I got these scars?