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A SM64 Parody: Bowser Cyrus - Wrecking Ball
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A SM64 parody Bowser Cyrus - Wrecking Ball

Season 4, Episode 3
Episode Info
Series Super Mario 64 Bloopers
Air date January 19th, 2014
Idea by Unknown
Directed by SuperMarioGlitchy4
Episode Guide
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SM64: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi - Ep. 4 SM64 Short: How to make a Blooper (according to SMG4)
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A SM64 Parody: Bowser Cyrus - Wrecking Ball, Bowser Cyrus - Wrecking Ball or Bowser Cyrus for short, is a parody of Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" as sung by Bowser and Mario.

CharactersEdit

TriviaEdit

  • This is one of SMG4's few 2014 videos that don't use the closing sequence.

LyricsEdit

Bowser (spoken): I can smell you... [1]

Bowser (sang):

Tick Tock, goes the clock as I sit in my home

alone, never to be loved

No one understands! how I feel for this girl

I know, always pushed and shoved (Koopa: is he a pedophile?)


Don't you ever say I just walked away

I will always kidnap you

Running through the worlds, I can't live alone,

I will always kidnap you...


[2] I came in like a BOWSER BALL!!!

Watch me crash into your castle walls!

Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall!

All you ever did was re-ee-ject meeee!

Yeah you...re-ee-ject meeee!


So my plan's been foiled once again

by the.... stupid fat plumber.

No matter what I do, it's never enough (Mario: Hello!)

for you. Man, I'm such a bummer... (Mario: *screaming*)


Don't you ever say I just walked away

I will always kidnap you (Mario: Awwwww HELL no!)

Running through the worlds, I can't live alone,

I will always kidnap you...


(Mario: OH YEAH!)


[2] I came in like a BOWSER BALL! (Mario: Mama f***er!)

Watch me crash into your castle walls!

Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall!

All you ever did was re-ee-ject meeee!


I came in like a BOWSER BALL!

Watch me crash into your castle walls!


Mario (sang):

I never meant to kick your butt...

You just really piss me off!

But every time you kidnap her, (Toad: AAAAHHH!)

you just really piss me off!

(Bowser: B*TCH! I'm FABULOUS!)

(Mario: SHUT UP!)

I never meant to kick your butt...

You just really piss me off!


Bowser:

Don't you ever say, I just walked away,

I will always kidnap you.


Mario: Now, the party don't start till I walk in!


Bowser and Mario:

[2] I came in like a BOWSER BALL!

Watch me crash into your castle walls!

Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall! (Peach: AAAAHHH!)

All you ever did was re-ee-ject meeee!


[2] I came in like a BOWSER BALL!

Watch me crash into your castle walls!

Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall! [3]

All you ever did was re-ee-ject meeee!

Yeah you, re-ee-ject meeee!

Lyrics and visualsEdit

Lyrics Visuals
Bowser (spoken): I can smell you. [1] Bowser is standing in front of a white background, and sheds a single tear. The tear is actually a Ghast Tear from the game Minecraft.
Bowser (sung): Tick Tock, goes the clock The clock that leads to the Tick Tock Clock stage is shown, with its hands spinning.
as I sit in my home alone, Bowser is in his lair in the "Bowser in the Sky" stage.
never to be loved Bowser has a Forever Alone face.
No one understands A picture of Princess Peach on Google Images.
how I feel for this girl Bowser has a cheerful look on his face.
I know, (Koopa: is he a pedophile?) A Goomba and a Koopa Troopa are watching Bowser.
always pushed and shoved Bowser falls into darkness with a surprised look on his face.
Don't you ever say Same as "I can smell you", except Bowser is not crying.
I just walked away Bowser is on the castle roof, walking away from the camera.
I will always kidnap you Peach looks up from the bridge to see Bowser peeking from on top of the roof.
Running through the worlds, Bowser is chasing Mario through World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros.
I can't live alone, Bowser is sitting alone on a sofa.
I will always kidnap you... Bowser is flying in his Koopa Klown Car.
[2] I came in like a BOWSER BALL! Bowser crashes through the walls of Peach's Castle on a wrecking ball.
Watch me crash into your castle walls! Peach has a surprised look on her face,
Mario looks surprised/stunned.
Same as "I came in like a BOWSER BALL!", except from a different angle.
Lemme snatch you up Bowser swings towards Peach and grabs her.
and watch them fall! Mario looks on in shock.
All you ever did was Bowser is in front of a white background, swiping his claws angrily.
re-ee-ject meeee! Bowser and Peach are in Bowser's lair. Peach turns around and walks away from Bowser.
Yeah you... re-ee-ject meeee! Same as "never to be loved".
Same as "All you ever did was", except Bowser is breathing fire instead.
So my plan's Bowser falls and lands on his back.
been foiled once again Mario and Peach are walking out of Bowser's castle.
by the...
stupid fat plumber. Mario looks back at the camera, with a trollface.
No matter what I do, (Mario: Hello!) Bowser approaches Mario in the night.
It's never enough for (Mario: *screaming*) Bowser breathes fire on Mario.
you. Man, I'm such a bummer... Same as "always pushed and shoved"
Don't you ever say Peach is standing on the castle grounds.
I just walked away Bowser peeks up behind a hill, wearing a creepy grin.
I will always kidnap you. Bowser's arm slowly creeps towards Peach's back.
(Mario: Oh HELL no!) Mario looks on from the castle roof with an angry expression.
Running through the worlds, Bowser chases Mario while the overworld map from Super Mario World pans by in the background.
I can't live alone, Bowser is wearing a birthday hat, with the caption "Happy birthday to me" below him and a melancholy look on his face.
I will always kidnap you... A picture of Princess Peach is shown, and a silhouette of Bowser's face comes over it.
(Mario: OH YEAH!) Mario is looking at pictures of spaghetti on SMG4's computer.
[2] I came in like a BOWSER BALL! (Mario: Mama f***er!) Bowser and his wrecking ball crash into the room.
Watch me crash into your castle walls! Multiple Bowsers fall from the sky.
Lemme snatch you up and Bowser swipes his claws at the camera while in front of the castle.
watch them fall! Coins fall from the sky.
All you ever did was The camera flies around erratically while Bowser holds on to it.
re-ee-ject meeee! In the castle lobby, Peach looks at Bowser for a moment, but then runs away.
I came in like a BOWSER BALL! Bowser is posing, and gets hit by a wrecking ball.
Watch me crash into your castle walls! Bowser is looking and Peach and Mario, both of whom are standing on the bridge to the main castle doors.
Mario (sung):

I never meant to kick your butt...

The camera focuses on Mario.
You just really piss me off! Camera pans from behind Mario to Bowser.
Cut to Mario in a snowy world watching Bowser carry off Peach.
But every time you kidnap her, (Toad: AAAAHHH!) Cut to Bowser's Castle, where a Toad appears with a trollface and the text "THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!" above him. Mario punches him.
you just really piss me off! Cut back to the bridge; Mario looks angry.
(Bowser: B*TCH! I'm FABULOUS!) Bowser jumps.
(Mario: SHUT UP!) Mario punches the air.
I never meant to kick your butt... Cut to Bowser's Lair, where Mario is looking up at Bowser with glistening eyes.
You just really piss me off! An angry Mario is shown in front of a shot of Bowser flying away with Peach.
Bowser:

Don't you ever say I just walked away

I will always kidnap you

Cut to white. Bowser slowly fades into view as the camera zooms on him.
(no lyrics) Mario looks at Bowser with glistening eyes, and Bowser looks at Mario happily.
Mario: Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in! Mario dances in front of Bowser.
Bowser and Mario:

[2] I came in like a BOWSER BALL!

Mario and Bowser are both riding wrecking balls. They swing past each other while a King Bill flies by in the background.
Watch me crash into your castle walls! Mario and Bowser wrecking balls swing in front of the castle, but don't hit it.
Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall! (Peach: AAAAHHH!) Mario and Bowser are dancing in front of a psychedelic background. In the middle of the lyric, Mario throws Peach towards the background, and she explodes.
All you ever did was Close-up of Mario and Bowser in Bowser's Lair.
re-ee-ject meeee! Mario runs out of Bowser's path as he breathes fire at Peach.
I came in like a BOWSER BALL! Mario and Bowser do backflips.
Bowser swinging on his wrecking ball serves as transition to the next scene.
Watch me crash into your castle walls! Mario dances a little bit, and Bowser runs into a castle wall and makes a hole in it.
Lemme snatch you up and watch them fall! [3] Bowser's wrecking ball is swinging around in circles.
All you ever did was Close up of Peach's face.
re-ee-ject meeee! A cake is thrown at Mario, and a Bob-omb at Bowser.
Yeah you... Close up of Peach's face.
re-ee-ject meeee! Bowser breathes fire directly at the camera, in Peach's direction.
(no lyrics) Mario and Bowser, in silhouette, walk into the sunset together.

Outro (spoken)Edit

(fade to black. Suddenly, Peach appears, spazzing out, screaming, and on fire. Cut to Mario and Bowser looking at SMG4's computer.)

Mario: What the hell was that?

Bowser: FABULOUS!

NotesEdit

  1. 1.0 1.1 Spoken in Morgan Freeman's voice.
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 2.5 2.6 This is the chorus.
  3. 3.0 3.1 Mario seems to say "let" instead of "watch" here.

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